Thunderwear: Because a Gun That Close to Your Junk Has to Be a Good Idea

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To mourn the lost opportunity of Arizona becoming the first state with an official state gun (Utah outdrew us on Friday), we thought we'd at least show the Utahns where to stick 'em

... that is, right down the front of their pants with the help of a nice strap-on, gun-slinging fanny pack that holds a gun just where you'd want one.

Thunderwear's been around for a while; the genius holster that puts a bullet about 3 centimeters away from your most prized possession was patented in 1995 in Florida, which explains the official Thunderwear photo to the right.
Designers say the crotch padding that adds a whole new meaning to "packing heat under your belt" is perfect under "jeans, sweats, jogging outfits, slacks, and swimming trunks" -- great for the shooting in a casual setting, from the comfort of your own couch, during a jog, while at work, or hell, even at the pool. It comes in multiple sizes, natch, and has a variety of pocket options (for multiple guns), all for a cool $44.95 .

For a quick draw, the Thunderwear website insists you don't have to unbutton or zip your pants, you just have to take the thumb of your weak hand (guys, you should know by now which one that is), and pull the pants away from your body while "reaching in with your strong hand to draw your weapon."

Just make sure you whip out the right barrel.
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Cheezi24
Cheezi24

Dain, I would bet that you have never carried concealed. If you have then you would understand the difficulty in trying to carry concealed and that is how am I to dress when carrying in this shoulder holster, or damn, I have to wear long pants today to carry in my ankle holster. In most states the weapon must be concealed and the Thunderwewar holster gives you the ability to carry concealed in any type of clothing. You can wear basketball shorts (with an elastic band) and no t-shirt and still carry concealed. There really is no other holster on the marker that will allow you to carry as concealed as the Thunderwear holster does and not limit you on what you have to wear to conceal your weapon. Try it before you knock it and then you can speak intelligently on the product. You too will be amazed as many people forget that they are even carrying in the Thunderwear holster. The website www.thunderwearholsters.com has more information on the holster, its design, and reviews.

P220
P220

There's a difference between comments and spam. Thunderwear isn't exactly concealing - all the people in the product shots look like they're wearing a fanny pack under their clothes, with a weapon shoved in the front of their pants. You really think a t-shirt is going to cover that up? I guess if you wear your shirts a couple sizes too big it might work.

GearInTheRear
GearInTheRear

It's not spam, the other site is a reseller. The site he linked above is made by the creators, so it's at least a bit more relevant than what was linked in the article

ZakRulz
ZakRulz

Maybe not so noticeable on guys, but a buldge in the front of a female isn't really concealing all that much.

J Curwen
J Curwen

In that case better check for an Adam's apple before you embarrass yourself.

Dain Quentin Gore
Dain Quentin Gore

I seriously doubt that anyone who actually has taken a CC Course would be stupid enough to do this. Therefore, anyone stupid enough to do this is probably breaking the law.

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