Dress Like An Illegal Immigrant with Hector Acuna

• This to inform you of a person living and working in the United States illegally. The names that this person assumes are as follows: Gabriela Sanchez (her niece), Karla P. Durazo (her aunt), Patty Durazo (her sister),Julieta Sanchez (her aunt), Patty Sanchez (her sister/her niece) Rocio Sanchez (her sister), Mayra Viramontes (her cousin), Karen Durazo (her cousin),Kenya Durazo (hercousin), Karina Sanchez (her cousin). All of the names assumed by her can be substantiated through her facebook account which is under the name Gabby Sanchez. Her Employer is: Dr. Larry Stark   3201 W. Peoria Ave # A-100   Phoenix, AZ 85029 Her assumed Social Security # is her Aunt's Soc. Sec. # 611-32-7757 (Karla P. Durazo) who actually lives in California. She drives a pathfinder with AZ lic. # AHT4587  Her address is: 2220 W. Mission Ln. #1095 (which is in Larry Starks name /  Phoenix, AZ 85017    co-signed for)   SRP Acct # 919-863-000    (which is in Larry Starks name) Her Phone # 602-628-3116   (which is in Larry Starks name) Family Assistance Administration Case # 00564738 (Gabriela Sanchez)Dental work provided under the name Patty Sanchez. And full medical (BCBS)is paid for by Larry Stark Her sons name is Carlos Flores-Sanchez and he graduated from Cortez High School This young woman makes it easier for other illegals to obtain medications includingnarcotics and evade citizenship tests through the Doctors office that she works in.Also supplying them with false identification and documentation. I am very concerned about the illegal activities (Document Fraud, Identity Theft, Conducting crimes in America) that she is involved in. Please address the above issues as soon as possible. Concerned Citizen 

• HECTOR ACUNA YOU HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES WITH YOUR HISPANIC FATHER. YOU NEED A THERAPIST ASAP 

• I don't think this is meant to be offensive. I think this is to portray some of the ridiculous stereotypes out there about foreigners. chill out brah.

• <p>Don't you mean, you love your anchor baby?</p> <p>Why doesn't your husband get his citizenship like the rest of us law abiding immigrant citizens?? Why don't your family? Why not become citizens so you don't have to worry about deportation?</p> <p>Don't boohoo about immigration laws because your lazy illegal family are too lazy and illegal to become citizens! It's not the American folks fault that your family is being targeted for deportation, it is your own. Direct your anger at yourselves!!!</p>

• <p>To "Absd:"</p> <p>"C*word" ?? Wow.... them's fightin' words. Not very imaginative, but harsh, nonetheless. That's okay. I don't expect imaginative comments from people who aren't willing to take a second look at another culture's way of life and ask themselves what makes someone act the way they do.</p> <p>I won't be back, so don't waste your keystrokes on me. </p> <p>"A bunch of poor people in Africa" ?? Listen to yourself. </p> <p>As far as the all important skill of sarcasm, I save that for topics that are not meant to offend or alienate people.</p> <p>Bye, bye. Better luck in the next life. From the sounds of it, you'll be comin' back a few times before you get it right.</p>

• <p>@Immigrants wife take a look at this one it makes fun of the 'White" people. It's all about being able to laugh at ourselves. I am opposed to 1070 and am running against Pearce by the way<br /> <a href="http://www.pitchforksatthegate.com/uncategorized/how-to-spot-a-mexican-revised-reasonable-suspicion-standards" rel="nofollow">http://www.pitchforksatthegate.com/uncategorized/how-to-spot-a-mexican-revised-reasonable-suspicion-standards</a></p>

• <p>Vas y chingas a tu reputa madre pinche gringo puñetero de mierda. </p>

• <p>HILLARIOUS!! I am hispanic and I laughed my ass off... I have illegal immigrant friends that would laugh their asses off as well. BTW, what do roofing shingles and fat chicks have in common? 90% chance the are getting nailed by an illegal immigrant... <br /> 90% imigrantswife is a fat chick too...lol</p>

• <p>Its a joke!!! Come on!, I mean its supposed to be funny, and some of it is right on the money.</p> <p>People, please find the funny side of life or you`ll spend your time fighting for every single thing in a post or a movie... And by the way even a Mexican like myself can see a lot of truth in this.</p>

• <p>Estimated USA pop - 309,850,000 (2010) ; Estimated MEX pop - 108,396,211 (2010) ; Estimated Population of People of Mexican Ethnicity- 11,580,038 (1990) ; Same in 2000 - 18,382,291 ... you do the math its a ~59% increase over 10 years and poped from 4.7% to to 6.5% of USA's pop. ( Based on Demographics California's Majority will be Ethnicity Mexican by 2014(maybe 2016) but it will happen... ) also... that's basically 18% of Mexico's pop... and that's 10 years ago compared to today estimated population... do you honestly think its gone down? please... and anyone who qq's that people born in the USA are also on the census.. the fact is you are still an affect of immigration... do you have any idea how many people cross the border to have their children every day? a lot... why not... then in 25 years they can petition for their parents to come in regardless of prior ruling using an overcome on visa status because their child who was born here while they were here , and collect social security that they didn't pay into at 30 years(5year residency requirement unless you do the military thing). </p>

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• <p>Hey immigrant wifey bitch, shut the fuck up. Ohhhhh Americans are so stupid and closed minded. The rest of the world rah rah rah rah. Seriously, I hate you type of people. The bottom line here is, illegal immigrants are ILLEGAL! Get it? Good. Now SHUT UP BITCH! And go live in another country if you don't like it here.........CUNT!</p>

• <p>Hola Manuel, me encanta cómo su malestar, sobre este artículo, me preguntaba cuando vas a Francia lo hace también hablan español, ¿qué hay de Japón, Alemania, Rusia, ¿qué hay de Inglaterra, gracias aprender Inglés. y si quería hacer una vida por ellos mismo en América que se aplicaría a una visa de trabajo o de Visas de Diversidad ... dios para que alguien la oferta tiene que pedir permiso para vivir en algún otro país.</p>

• <p>i think my favorite part is all the people on here who keep saying the united states was founded by immigrants... in 1776... by British immigrants.. you know what the difference between now and then is? 233 years... Two World Wars... and millions of technological advancements... and quite frankly if you cant even keep a drivers license or ID card on you like any normal resident of America... or Great Brittan... or Deutschland... or any other fucking domesticated country in the entire f***ing world... well... wtf... grow the f*** up... you know what causes problems like this... over population... anyone from any country with more then two children... this entire situation is partially your fault...</p>

• <p>I can't see how people can be so narrow minded about things like immigration. The case made was that if Americans were truly Americans they would abandon their dumb nationalist views and understand that the pursuit of happiness transcends all nationalities and if someone wants to become an American who is ANYONE to deny them an inalienable right.Immigrants leave their country as a last resort. Not many people want to emigrate out of their homeland. The immigrants coming to the U.S. aren't much different than the first protestants that left Europe. They are leaving their homeland in search for a better life. To deny them that is an Un American approach. Native Americans were the first true Americans. Many Natives face the same plight as illegals. Because of the government and their own tribal government's corruption Natives have to leave the reservation to places like Phoenix for work. The whole border policy is like sticking a band aide on a stab wound. It seems like a solution to a big problem. How is it that America can afford to send troops to bring "Democracy" to the middle east and not use diplomacy or other means to fix the border situation? America keeps putting itself in uphill battles. The government needs to realize that the only way to fix the issue is to start at the root of the problem. Diplomacy and partnership is the way to fix immigration issues.</p>

• <p>No one has a problem with immigrants. We have a problem with criminals. If you cross the border without being accepted into the country, you are a criminal. Get the hell out.</p> <p>I thought this was pretty funny, and describes a lot of people up here in seattle. Bummer, eh?</p>

• <p>To Immigrant's Wife, this whole thing is pointing fun at the fact that when this law was brought in, many officials couldn't define what an illegal looked like. It's poking fun at the way white american's perceive illegals. I'm native and if there was one about Natives, I would find it funny and laugh about the stereo type that people draw. What I'm trying to get at is if you don't laugh at this... the republicans win. They just want to be racist and piss people off with their dumb law.</p>

• <p>Ok... I'm a Mexican, and I find this really funny. I'm second generation, and this is the type of outfit my dad would wear. Everybody here needs to relax and take this for what it is, just a joke.</p> <p>Honestamente, todos se tienen que relajar un poco. Esto no debe ser tomado en serio. Yo soy hijo de dos imigrantes y conosco a mucha gente indocumentada. Puede que paresca un poco grocero, pero es solo en broma. Hay mucha gente que en verdad se viste asi, asi es que no se ofendan tanto.</p>

• <p>Immigrantsboyfriend:</p> <p>Yes, I saw that one. I did sort of see the humor in it, but I still wasn't sure what to think, given the previous satirical post on illegal immigrants. To be really honest, I guess I was just too angry to find the humor in it and assumed they meant to poke fun at latinos who are legally here. Maybe my age has something to do with it, too. I AM pushin' 40, after all. ;)</p> <p>Oh well. I hope everything works out and people start to see each other as people, instead of a bottom line or a threat. Call me an idealist, I guess. Maybe I'm overly sensitive. But I try to see people clearly and be fair to everyone, and if I missed the satire here, it's my problem, I guess.</p>

• <p>Correction: Whole world calls it "futbol." I didn't know South Americans called it "Soccer." If that's true, I stand corrected. I do know that most of Europe and Latin America calls it "Football" or "Futbol." That's not my major point. But the fact that it IS a major point for you makes me realize even more that I've wasted a lot of time today on this silly forum.</p>

• <p>@Adrian: Uhm, you talkin' to me? I'm not Mexican dude, and my girl is a US citizen.</p> <p>@immigrantswife: So it's a matter of good taste, and I won't argue that. Maybe you'll find this one funnier though <a href="http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/jackalope/2010/07/dress_like_a_legal_immigrant_w.php." rel="nofollow">http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/jackalope/2010/07/dress_like_a_legal_immigrant_w.php.</a> </p> <p>I've encountered racism on behalf of my girlfriend before, and let me tell you, they are going to be demeaning to Mexicans no matter what satirical image gets posted on the internet.</p>

• <p>Aaron,<br /> While I agree that machismo is all too rampant among latino cultures, I feel the need to say that my husband is an exception to this rule. He was raised to appreciate equality between men and women, and actually does as much housework and cooking as I.<br /> Yep, the whole world calls it soccer except for the U.S. Just sayin'.</p> <p>Bucky,<br /> I totally agree with you on The Onion. Very well done, intelligent satire. Love it. </p>

• <p>@immigrantswife</p> <p>South America calls it soccer too.<br /> You'd better be on a laptop, either that or your immigrant husband doesn't know the desktop computer doesn't belong in the kitchen.</p>

• <p>I found this to be poor satire. Good satire (like The Onion) makes people laugh and realize the opposite situation. Here's an example of a good Onion satire:<br /> <a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/illegal-immigrants-returning-to-mexico-for-america,1951/" rel="nofollow">http://www.theonion.com/articles/illegal-immigrants-returning-to-mexico-for-america,1951/</a></p> <p>This piece just makes people laugh at Mexican immigrants, in a demeaning way.<br /> </p>

• <p>Just goes to show your own ignorance. My husband IS getting his citizenship, and my in-laws are NOT illegal immigrants. We've been together for more than a decade, and did everything the way the law dictates, and my son was born here, and I am whiter than white. Doesn't mean I can't care about other people and the way they are treated. </p> <p>The Arizona law will perpetuate racism. THAT is what angers me. </p> <p>Never ASSume, idiot. </p>

• <p>Don't you mean, you love your anchor baby?</p> <p>Why doesn't your husband get his citizenship like the rest of us law abiding immigrant citizens?? Why don't your family? Why not become citizens so you don't have to worry about deportation?</p> <p>Don't boohoo about immigration laws because your lazy illegal family are too lazy and illegal to become citizens! It's not the American folks fault that your family is being targeted for deportation, it is your own. Direct your anger at yourselves!!!</p>

• <p>Don't you mean, you love your anchor baby?</p> <p>Why doesn't your husband get his citizenship like the rest of us law abiding immigrant citizens?? Why don't your family? Why not become citizens so you don't have to worry about deportation?</p> <p>Don't boohoo about immigration laws because your lazy illegal family are too lazy and illegal to become citizens! It's not the American folks fault that your family is being targeted for deportation, it is your own. Direct your anger at yourselves!!!</p>

• <p>Don't you mean, you love your anchor baby?</p> <p>Why doesn't your husband get his citizenship like the rest of us law abiding immigrant citizens?? Why don't your family? Why not become citizens so you don't have to worry about deportation?</p> <p>Don't boohoo about immigration laws because your lazy illegal family are too lazy and illegal to become citizens! It's not the American folks fault that your family is being targeted for deportation, it is your own. Direct your anger at yourselves!!!</p>

• <p>Okay, see, THIS is what I'm talking about. There are people out there who aren't laughing at this depiction in an "Aw, shucks, that's goofy. It's just how Tio Pedro dresses" kind of way, OR even in a "See how dumb this Arizona law is? That's what they're targeting is the stereotypical illegal immigrant."</p> <p>See, most people who laugh at this are actually laughing at the immigrant in a malicious, "Get the F*$k out of my country" kind of way. That's what I find offensive.</p> <p>So, tell me again, what was the point of the satire? Because there seem to be various views expressed here. </p> <p>If you are Mexican and aren't offended by this, that's great, and I'm glad for you that you can laugh at stereotypes about yourselves. It's a healthy attitude. The problem I have with this is that other people AREN'T laughing at it with that kind of attitude. </p> <p>But, whatever. I guess that's America. To each their own. I know where I stand, and judging from all of the hate I'm getting here, I can tell I'm not welcome. I'm just a Scandinavian girl from the Midwest who loves her Mexican husband and our son. </p>

• <p>You know if you don't like the American people get the F'ck out of our Country, go back to your Country that you love so f'kin much, im sure there will be a lot of opportunities there and yeah you can drain their system instead of ours!!!! Wait there isn't one is there? You people have some nerve, when American people pay your way and you just sponge off the system, and send money for more of your asses to come over here. You don't pay taxes. Legal immigrants are fine in moderation but when you get the whole f'in country invading your own im sure it would piss you off. Iv seen immigrants get more money from the government than my grandfather who worked all his life, while he is struggle you asses have five kids and get a check for all of them, plus food stamps, health care, live in a nice house, drive a nice car. How often do you see a white man own a business, more of them are owned by immigrants...Its insane.</p>

• <p>Immigrantsboyfriend:</p> <p>I am Mexican, I live in Mty and I didn't find this offensive one bit. You're just an uptight c*nt who can't stand being making fun of.</p> <p>I f*cking hate mexicans like you living in the states because you make us, the ones who don't need to cross the border look like as*holes. Just for the record, not all of the Mexicans are so butt-hurt when people crack a little joke about what we look/eat/drink/know.</p>

• <p>I for one am glad for Arizona. Good riddance to those freeloading illegals (not just mexicans, but other races too).</p> <p>My family worked really hard to become citizens, and if you've lived in the states for a long time, then shape up and get your citizenship or ship the fuck out!! I have no sympathy for your family who live here and cry about deportation when they do not have green cards or have made the effort to get them!!!!</p>

• <p>@Immigrantswife. </p> <p>This was hilarious and I'm Mexican! I'm going to show my mom this too who doesn't speak a lick of english and I'll bet you she'll laught at it too. I grew up with people who look like this. Worst of all I do some of these things! water in milk jug? me. leater belt? me. white shoes? me. LMAO Geez luisa. </p> <p>Raza es solamente un chiste no se me aguiten yo tambien soy Mexicano hasta la madre. </p> <p>"Aqui venimos a triunfar!" como dice Piolin Por la manana. </p> <p>Some people just can't take a joke.</p>

• <p>Immigrantsboyfriend,</p> <p>I said I wouldn't be back but I guess I couldn't resist. The reason why I couldn't resist is because the SB1070 law is something that DOES have me extremely angry, because I have many friends and some in-laws who are affected by this. You see, the racist aspects of this law are very upsetting to me, as I'm sure they are to you. IMHO, I feel that having latino family DOES give me weight in giving my opinion of racism against latinos. If you disagree, that's fine. What is important is that we fight against the absurd law that Arizona is trying to enforce, because it's this sort of mentality that reinforces racism.</p> <p>As far as the "satire" presented in Mr. Acuna's depiction of how an illegal immigrant dresses, I guess to me it doesn't feel like the humor is directed at the absurdity of the new law or of racism in general. Rather, it seems to simply rip on Mexican immigrant workers. </p> <p>If in some way this depiction helps to fight against ignorance and promote appreciation and understanding between cultures, far be it for me to stand in it's way, and more power to you, Mr. Acuna. But I can tell you right now that all of MY Mexican friends would not see the humor in it. To each his own. </p> <p>I don't usually post on sites like these unless I'm really upset by something. Excuse me for having feelings and trying to defend my family and friends.</p>

• <p>@immigrantswife: Get a clue and lighten up. This is merely to highlight the absurdity of SB1070, which essentially allows law enforcement in Arizona to use such stereotypes to demand a show of identification. Your anger is severely misdirected. It should be directed at the Arizona State Legislature for passing such an egregious bill in the first place.</p> <p>BTW, my bilingual girlfriend of 2 years is Mexican. However that is irrelevant, nor does it give you or I any more weight when speaking on the issue of immigration.</p>

• <p>It's called satire, ever heard of Mark Twain?</p> <p>Geezus.</p>

• <p>Immigrantswife is obviously just trolling, don't give that 14 year old preteen any more attention than his pimply face already does.</p>

• <p>His white shoes are made out of cocaine, his rake is a concealed shotgun, and his velcro wallet is actually a Burberry wallet.</p> <p>This man is actually a drug transporter disguised as a laborer. </p>

• <p>ah poop, I didn't make the retort list</p>

• <p>To "Absd:"</p> <p>"C*word" ?? Wow.... them's fightin' words. Not very imaginative, but harsh, nonetheless. That's okay. I don't expect imaginative comments from people who aren't willing to take a second look at another culture's way of life and ask themselves what makes someone act the way they do.</p> <p>I won't be back, so don't waste your keystrokes on me. </p> <p>"A bunch of poor people in Africa" ?? Listen to yourself. </p> <p>As far as the all important skill of sarcasm, I save that for topics that are not meant to offend or alienate people.</p> <p>Bye, bye. Better luck in the next life. From the sounds of it, you'll be comin' back a few times before you get it right.</p>

• <p>eres un maldito idiota racista,<br /> a dónde lleva tu estúpido artículo?<br /> tratas de catalogar a los inmigrantes que trabajan para tener una mejor oportunidad?<br /> da gracias que tú estás en una condición mejor, yo no te catalogaría de esa forma si estuvieras en el caso contrario.</p>

• <p>Get a hobby wifey, I'm Mexican and found this pretty funny. The bleeding heart liberal full of white guilt is just as bad as the close minded redneck republican. You shouldn't stray from your NPR website. <br /> But, I'd sure like to see how an American wanna be "gangsta" should dress. Yikes, that would sure get Al Sharpton on the horn calling for peoples jobs. <br /> </p>

• <p>you guys are really idiots, but you are so ignorant, that's make me laught!!! If you don´t remember your fucking country was made for immigrants... and without immigrants you are NOTHING!!!! uncultivated assholes!!!</p>

• <p>This sir... is hilari@ss!!! :D</p>

• <p>Incredible, I say! Immigrantswife is such a total stuck up c*word I'm laughing just picturing her type in anger. If you haven't been gifted with the powers of sarcasm don't bother posting on the big boys Internets. </p> <p>Oh and your so-called "soccer" is just a stolen version of rugby played by a bunch of poor people in Africa. Because everyone knows that Golf is the only real sport (for gentlemen, women should stick to more feminine activities, like mud wrestling). </p>

• <p>Laughing loudly.</p>

• <p>I find this really offensive. I didn't even crack a smile. Use your brain before making fun of people. Why do you suppose he wears a "free" hat, out-of-fashion clothing, and cheap cologne? Because he doesn't want to waste his hard-earned money on vanity, like most Americans do. He wears his cross because his faith is more important to him than your wise-ass, snobby opinion. He uses the plastic milk jug because Evian is just a tad out of his budget, since he's sending his money home to his family. The money he earned doing yard work in the morning before he goes to his afternoon job of cleaning toilets at some obnoxious mall, and then his evening job of cleaning floors at the grocery store. He'll get about 5 hours of sleep and then do it all againg the next day. On Sunday after mass he'll relax with his friends and watch some football. And by football, I mean soccer, since the whole rest of the world calls the game by it's real name. It's only us stubborn, close-minded Americans who insist on the name "soccer." Don't be an ass.<br /> By the way, I'm an American, my husband is Mexican, and no, he does not dress like that or have a mustache. He is bilingual, however, and knows more about world politics and science than any average U.S. citizen.</p>

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