Hilarious Guide to Fast Food Joints
To go along with why Americans are so fat, www.madatoms.com presents their guide to popular fast food joints:
To go along with why Americans are so fat, www.madatoms.com presents their guide to popular fast food joints:
| Big Red, in various states. We drank the 2 liter. |
I'm not sure when the last time I had a Mountain Dew was, but the last time I remember enjoying one was back when the brand's Code Red flavor came out. I have vivid memories of using the stuff to wash down Flamin' Hot Cheetos while listening to The Writing's On The Wall.
The Pepsi brand has released numerous colored versions since -- LiveWire, Pitch Black or the Taco Bell exclusive Baja Blast, anyone? -- but I haven't been tempted to bite. Yet something seemed inviting about Voltage (Dew charged with Raspberry Citrus Flavor and Ginseng) when I spotted it on the shelf, so I picked up a bottle of the stuff which, it seems, won some sort of people's choice competition prior to it's release in late December. Turns out it'd get my vote, and the vote of our tasting panel, too.
While there were groans when I pulled out a neon-blue 2-liter, we were all blown away by this stuff.
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As I've written before, here in Phoenix we have amazing access to Mexican sodas - not to mention a store that sells nothing but soda - making this a truly great place to explore unusual soft drinks.
Peñafiel Strawberry isn't quite an obscure soft drink, but it's not widely available stateside. I got mine at my favorite Mexican Grocer, La Tolteca, for $1.80.
Peñafiel is said to be the oldest mineral water bottling company in Mexico, at least according to Wikipedia, and they've been bottling the stuff in central Mexico since the roaring 20s. Peñafiel's Strawberry - which is, like New York Seltzer more of a soda than a Perrier-style mineral water - is a more recent innovation.
So what did the tasting team think?
As a pop-head, I'm not exaggerating when I say that one my favorite things about living in Phoenix is the availability of Mexican sodas. Mexicans are the only people who drink more soda per capita than Americans, and they have a truly amazing array of flavors: usually fruity, a little sweeter and less carbonated. In The Valley of the Sun we've got great access to them - glass bottles are no novelty here - which is why I'll be reviewing them here frequently.
Today I turn my attention to Sidral Mundet, one of Mexico's oldest and most beloved beverages. Bottled since 1902, the apple-flavored pop is said to cure stomach aches and is given to sick children to rehydrate them. I got mine at La Tolteca at Van Buren and 12th Street for $1.80.
As the company says: "Sidral Mundet, once bottled, is submitted to a pasteurization process, which consists in having the tapped bottles go thru a series of water curtains at different temperature levels, resulting in the elimination of any yeasts, fungus or bacteria from the soft drink. The beverage ends up free of any deteriorations or alterations, while keeping its refreshing flavors and nutritive qualities untouched."
So, aside from the supposed medicinal benefits, what does this soda have going for it?

By Martin Cizmar
It’s 10:45 a.m. and you’re thirsty. Do you go for a cup of coffee or a bottle soda? Either you’re drinking coffee in the middle of the say like a cop with 30 years on the force or you’re drinking soda before noon like some punk kid who got up at 6:30 to catch his school bus.
Java Pop could end this eternal dilemma with their organic, fair trade coffee soda. Unfortunately, while the idea seems good, the result is pretty unpleasant.

By Martin Cizmar
Few sodas divide like Faygo. The Detroit soda is maligned by many because it’s cheap, super sweet and associated with Insane Clown Posse-loving Juggalos. On the other hand it’s beloved because it’s cheap, super sweet, and also associated with happy Midwestern childhoods spent riding bikes to the convenience store to pick up a three-liter of Moon Mist.
This week we gave five new premium flavors of Faygo a taste. That’s right, premium, baby. Faygo’s going uptown with their new Classic line of 100% cane sugar sodas in fancy glass bottles – priced at $1.29, they’re totally unsuitable for any purpose imagined by a Juggalo. The flavors, though, are retreads of Faygo classics like Red Pop and Vanilla Crème. Here’s what our team of tasters – two Midwestern transplants with fond memories of the stuff (Jay and I) and two poor souls not blessed with our wholesome, all-American upbringings (Peter and Jasmine) – thought of them.