Budget Beat: The Welcome Diner

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Jonathan McNamara
The Welcome Diner: Welcome!
We at Budget Beat love hamburgers. Even if you've paid only scant attention to our humble blog over the past year, you've probably noticed that we like to order hamburgers when given the chance because: (a) they're a staple of American dining: (b) they're usually inexpensive; (c) the preparation of a hamburger can tell a lot about a restaurant; and, most important, (d) nobody doesn't like a burger.

I've consumed some real good ones at Valley establishments since I began writing Budget Beat, but I haven't had one as good as this. No, I'm not talking about the overrated Delux. No,  I'm not talking about any of the several places with the word "burger" in the restaurant's name. Yes, I'm talking about The Welcome Diner, a teeny-tiny eatery at Ninth Street and Roosevelt Road in downtown Phoenix. When I started writing this post on Thursday afternoon, I'd just returned from lunch there with some friends and, already, I was planning a return trip. Would today be too early to go back?

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Jonathan McNamara
The Cajun burger: Feel the love.


Budget Beat: Asi Es La Vida

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Enfrijoladas: Chicken enchiladas covered in mole.
It took my living in Phoenix nearly four years and countless trips up and down 24th Street to stop at the Mexican restaurant with the goofy/charming hand-painted sign that depicts a blue parrot and the words "Asi Es La Vida." The two-story building just north of Osborn Road looks just odd enough that it's going to scare away diners looking for more familiar-feeling Mexican food experience.

When I finally popped in for a quick and cheap burrito about two months ago, I expected a glorified taquería in this obviously repurposed edifice. I was surprised -- pleasantly -- that it was a totally different scene: not quite upscale, but certainly nicer (and pricier) than your run-of-the-mill Mexican joint. It's a cozy little dining room -- dimly lit, nice tablecloths and flatware, tasteful Mexican art on the wall, a small bar that separates the dining room from the kitchen, a guitarist subtly seeking Mexican folk songs and Spanish-language versions of old American pop tunes.

In short, I felt I'd found a true diamond in the rough -- an unheralded, untrendy, and uncrowded mid-range restaurant where you could eat unique, made-with-care Mexican food and have a comfortable, quiet conversation. There's gotta be a hitch, you say. Well, yeah, there is: No booze and, like I said, it's not really budget-y -- until now.

Budget Beat: $2.99 Breakfast at 12 East Café

If you live or work downtown and need a quick and cheap(!!) breakfast, you can do no worse than 12 East Café, right across the street from the light-rail stop on Jefferson and 12th streets. Here's the deal with this place (btw, it's right across the street from New Times' office): It's not gonna blow your mind with amazing food, but the breakfast is better than average and the place is highly accessible if you work anywhere near downtown.

12 East has had a banner hanging outside for a while now that says "$2.99 Breakfast Special." I finally popped in to give it a go, because $2.99 is damn cheap. Heck, to get a 20-ounce Diet Coke and a package of cinnamon and brown sugar Pop-Tarts in the New Times vending machines, it will set you back $2.25, and all it will get you is a sugar rush, an overdose on corn syrup, and a whole lotta hydrogenated, processed badness in your body.
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Budget Beat: Cheese 'N Stuff

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All hail Cheese 'N Stuff. If you live anywhere near the corner of Camelback and Central, you owe it to yourself to check out this charming, old-school sandwich shoppe. Heck, even if you reside farther afield, Cheese 'N Stuff may be worth the drive -- while you're in the 'hood, do some browsing at Metro Retro, Stinkweed's, All About Books & Comics, Frances, and several other fun, storefront merchants within 100 steps of this place. 

CNS is celebrating its 60th anniversary this year as a family-owned purveyor of top-notch deli meats, cheese, various European edibles, other goodies, and, of course, sandwiches. Cheese 'N Stuff was winning New Times "Best Ofs" back when we were all wearing parachute pants. (And something tells me this place hasn't changed one bit since those days.) And last year, the eatery received props from Esquire magazine in a feature on the best sandwiches in America. Need to know anything else? Didn't think so, but since they want me to write more than two paragraphs . . .

Budget Beat: Mim's

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Pulled-pork sandwich: Tangy and tender.
A few weeks ago, I wrote about a wonderful Creole/Caribbean restaurant on Broadway Road in south Phoenix. I remarked that the eatery, Second Line, was one of a few hidden gems on this busy but sparsely populated stretch of road. Irie, a purveyor of Jamaican cuisine, west of Second Line, is another. And Mim's, at 27th Street and Broadway, is still another.

I wouldn't say Mim's is destination dining, although one patron I talked to probably would disagree ("I drive all the way from Tolleson for this," he said). Fair enough. I recommend Mim's if you work downtown or live in south Phoenix and you're looking for quick, cheap, or maybe just something a little different.

Budget Beat: Lil' Cal's

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Some of the restaurants I write about in Budget Beat are old faves, some are recommendations from readers or friends, some are just sitting there on the side of the road, begging to be tried. One of the fun things about doing this weekly blog is being surprised by a restaurant, especially when it's in a part of town I don't usually visit.

Such is the case with Lil' Cal's, an unusual new restaurant/bar on 32nd Street and Cactus Road in north Phoenix. A cool cat named Adam suggested I hit this place up. I'm pleased to report that Adam knows of what he speaks, because Lil' Cal's is a nice find.

Lil' Cal's resides in the building that used to a relatively short-lived establishment called The Celtic Curtain (an Irish bar for Pittsburgh Steelers fans -- what a concept!) that I always wanted to visit but never did. Lil Cal's is nearly as unique -- it's a little bit biker bar, a little bit hard rock bar, and features a menu that is incongruous with either scenes -- and I hope it lasts longer than The Celtic Curtain.

Budget Beat: TexAZ's Dow Burger

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The Dow burger: When the market tanks, you win!
The good people behind TexAZ must be feeling a bit of schadenfreude during the economic downturn, and now they've got a deal that lets you, the hungry but budget-minded diner, join in the fun.

The popular Texas-themed steak-ribs-and-burger joint on the northeast corner of Bethany Home Road and 16th Street has introduced a special called the "Dow burger."

As the stock market fluctuates, so does the price of this artery-clogging taste treat. It's a great idea: When you hear about greedy three-piece-suit types jumping from their office windows on Wall Street, you know it's time to round up the family and head over to TexAZ for a lunchtime burger. 


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Budget Beat: Second Line Creole-Caribbean Cuisine

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There's a wonderful new restaurant sitting inconspicuously on an otherwise dreary stretch of Broadway Road in south Phoenix. Open since late January in a tiny building that used to house Irie Jamaican Restaurant a couple of years ago, this gem is worth the trip to south Phoenix if you live in central Phoenix or Tempe or Scottsdale.

Second Line should be a welcome addition to anyone who digs the taste of New Orleans cooking. Named after the brass band that customarily performs at a New Orleans funeral, Second Line features po' boys, catfish, jambalaya, gumbo, waffles, chicken, and a few other treats.

Budget Beat: Persian Garden Café

I've gone on record as saying that it's not hard to find good Middle Eastern food in the Valley. Choosing among all the great places has become the difficult part. Now, I'll have to add Persian Garden Café to the mix, especially when I want a little bit nicer, sit-down dining experience.

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Jamie Peachey
Persian Garden is at 15th Avenue and Thomas Road in a busy little complex that also houses an awesome-looking hamburger place. When some co-workers and I recently trekked up to West Thomas from our downtown office in search of Persian Garden, we saw the hamburger place and almost called an audible, choosing greasy over healthful. The five of us decided to leave it up to the vagaries of a good old-fashioned coin toss. Obviously, PG won, and our arteries have "heads" to thank.

Budget Beat: Linda's on Osborn

During stressful times, what's more comforting than home-style cooking? Not much, if you ask me. When I lived in the same town as my parents, I loved heading over to their house after work or the weekends to eat some of my mom's cooking. I'm sure many of you feel the same way. 'Cause, you know, food just tastes better when it's made and served by your mom. That's just one of life's absolute truths. linda1.jpg 

Now, I live a couple of thousand miles away from my mom's kitchen in chilly and gray Grand Rapids, Michigan. So, finding that home-style cooking isn't easy. Fortunately, there you can get some at Linda's on Osborn, a hole-in-the-wall on the corner of 24th Street and Osborn Road in central Phoenix.

Kai's Chef de Cuisine, Jack Strong, Returns to the Northwest

Chef de cuisine Jack Strong of Kai, the AAA five-diamond restaurant at Wild Horse Pass, has given notice with his employer after three years with the fine-dining destination.

After his last day on April 18, the Oregon-born Native American (from the Confederated Tribes of Siletz) will return to the Northwest to work at Snoqualmie, Washington's Salish Lodge, a luxury resort not far from Seattle.

Executive chef Michael O'Dowd and consulting chef Janos Wilder remain.

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Budget Beat: The Hero Factory

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"Life is like a sandwich. The more you add to it, the better it becomes."


I have no idea what genius offered that pearl -- Shakespeare? Thoreau? Charles Schulz? -- and, frankly, I don't care to take the time to look it up, because I'm too busy planning my next trip to The Hero Factory, a breakfast 'n' lunch spot in downtown Phoenix's Orpheum Lofts building.

Budget Beat: Steamers Genuine Seafood

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Coconut and sesame shrimp: Eh.

Sometimes, happy hour is meant to be enjoyed at a run-of-the-mill bar, passing the time with cheap beer and chicken wings or nachos. But sometimes you want to see how the other half drinks after work. That's when you belly up to the bar at a joint like Steamers. The old-school seafood restaurant on the second floor of the east end of Biltmore Fashion Park offers a nice little "social hour" on weekdays from 3 to 6 p.m.

It's the kind of place where the after-work crowd has their briefcases and laptops on the table, right next to their $2 glass of Kilt Lifter, and their suit coats draped over the back of the chair next to them. So, you know, it's a better class of people than the folks I usually run with. Still, I don't mind throwing my Chuck high-tops in the closet to step out with the well-heeled.


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Budget Beat: Boomer's Sweet Home Chicago

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Sliders: Why eat just one burger when you can have six?

Given the ridiculous number of Chicago transplants (count me among the ridiculous) in the Valley, you'd think there would be more eateries specializing in the dietary staples of that great Midwestern metropolis. To my knowledge, there's only a handful: Luke's, Chicago Hamburger Company, and a relatively new addition to the West Valley, Boomer's Sweet Home Chicago.

In a strip mall (where else?) on the northwest corner of 59th Avenue and Bell Road, Boomer's tackles those staples -- Chicago-style hot dogs, Italian beef sandwiches, and sliders (mini hamburgers) -- and more in a clean, comfortable, and friendly environment. The inviting space is warmly lit and decorated with dozens of photos of Chicago's famous skyline and world-renowned architectural triumphs, with a smattering of Cubs and White Sox regalia thrown in for good measure. Behind the counter, painted on the wall over the kitchen, are the words "WE ARE CHICAGO."


Budget Beat: TeHaru

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Photos by Laura Hahnefeld
Conveyor-belt sushi: Thank you, Japan.



News flash: Sushi does not have to be expensive. Of course, to a lot of folks, sushi still seems exotic, and, therefore, prone to be served in flashy, theme-oriented, slightly high-end restaurants. But at TeHaru in Tempe, the sushi is inexpensive and tasty. Oh, and it's served on a conveyor belt.

Let me set the scene: You walk into a warmly lit space whose focal point is a three-sided bar/counter, around which two conveyor belts carry little colored plates (the colors denote the price) of sushi, edamame, an assortment of beverages, and a handful of desserts. As soon as the server seats you at the counter and takes your drink order, you're pretty much ready to dive right in by snatching a plate off the slow-moving belt. The plates are never cleared by your server. Instead, you stack them. At the end of the meal, your server counts up your plates, checks the colors of them, and adds up your bill. 

The system is genius, for several reasons. 

Budget Beat: Indulge Burgers & More

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It'd been a while since I'd written about a Scottsdale in Budget Beat, so I was due. An acquaintance who lives in S-Dale suggested I hit up an upscale-esque hamburger joint on the southwest corner of Shea Boulevard and Scottsdale Road. When I found out this place had a weekday happy hour special, I jumped at the chance to go to Indulge Burgers & More.


Budget Beat: Vincent's Back Door

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The man and his oven (photo courtesy of vincentsoncamelback.com)

One of the Valley's superstar chefs, Vincent Guerithault, has a relatively new addition to his benevolent empire: pizza. Vincent's Back Door opened last summer with Friday-night-only service behind his Vincent Market Bistro, next to his Vincent's on Camelback, near the corner of 40th Street and Camelback.


Budget Beat: Fine's Cellar and Wine Bistro

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Fine's bruschetta with house-smoked mozzarella: Wow.

Happy New Year, Budget Beaters! 

It ain't a news flash when I say that times are tight as we enter the new year. After the missus and I put pencil to paper on New Year's Day to add up all the money we blew in '08, we decided that even the Budget Beat household had best hold the pursestrings a little tighter in 2009. (Heck, I even brought my lunch to work today.) So, I can assure you we'll be tracking down the best deals in town. And my New Year's resolution (nay, my New Year's pledge to you), dear readers, is that I will pass news of such deals to you.

So, over in Old Town Scottsdale, there's a sweet little promotion going on at the semi-swanky eatery called Fine's Cellar and Wine Bistro.


Budget Beat: Maizie's Cafe & Bistro

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The Veggie Garden: Love the hand-cut fries.

There's a relatively new bistro on Central that I hadn't heard of until Monday morning. That night, as I was researching watering holes along the light-rail system, I coincidentally stumbled upon Maizie's Cafe & Bistro. This charming little place just north of Campbell has somehow escaped my notice for the past six months. It's been my loss, but at least I know about it now. And it appears I'm not the only one.


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Budget Beat: Mi Cocina Mi Pais

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Plato sin carne: Dig that egg.

If you ever tire of Mexican food (I know, fat chance) and want to branch out into other cuisines of Latin America, make sure you head up to Mi Cocina Mi Pais, a little storefront eatery in a busy strip mall on West Bell Road near 44th Avenue. There you'll find food from places like Peru and Ecuador.

Budget Beat: Harvey's -- The Wineburger King


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I didn't plan my Thanksgiving very well. The missus and I were due at the palatial Scottsdale estate of a distant cousin at 4, but it was 1 and we were starving and had no food in the house. We'd been foraging for an open restaurant in central Phoenix for about an hour before the lightbulb went off in my head: Harvey's -- The Wineburger King.

Budget Beat: America's Taco Shop

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America's carne asada tacos: Finely chopped everything.

By Jay Bennett

My new favorite place to get a cheap, quick, but good lunch is America's Taco Shop, on Seventh Street north of McDowell. The new taquería, which has been open for about a month, joins a pretty amazing stretch along Seventh that includes Lisa G, Coronado Café, La Piccola Cucina, and That's a Wrap! Like those establishments, America's is in a converted old house, so its got lots of charm, especially at night, when the cozy front porch is illuminated by strings of colored lights.

America's (named for proprietor America Corrales) boasts the "greatest carne asada in the Valley," and I have to say that they may be onto something with that proclamation.

Budget Beat: Acacia Cafe

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South by Southwest: Some good flavors going on in here.

By Jay Bennett

Looking for a cheap and quick breakfast that's a couple steps in quality above McDonald's, Jack in the Box, or Carl's Jr.? The clean and inviting Acacia Cafe, on Indian School Road and 37th Street, likely will fit the bill for you.

The strip mall eatery is strictly a breakfast and lunch place, closing at 3 p.m. on weekdays. It's got a nice, tree-lined patio and pleasant neighborhood feel inside, the kind of joint where you can be comfortable reading the morning newspaper while sipping on coffee and munching on a muffin, cookie, or one of the several breakfast offerings on the menu.

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Budget Beat: Stacy's Smokehouse

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Rib tips and mac and cheese: A lunch you can't beat.

By Jay Bennett

Do you know what a "lazy pescatarian" is? It's how my wife describes herself in regard to her eating habits. She aspires to be a vegetarian but knows she loves fish and other seafood too much to abstain from eating our underwater friends. That's the "pescatarian" part. The "lazy" part rears its head when we happen to pass a place like Stacy's Smokehouse, a welcome purple beacon for the carnivorous among us. The lure of good barbecue becomes too much, and she falters.

But who can blame her? Stacy's is smokin' good.

Budget Beat: McCormick & Schmick's

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McCormick & Schmick's chipotle-potato taquitos: Cheap and addictive.

By Jay Bennett

At first glance, the two parts of the headline on this blog post may appear to contradict each other. What, you may be asking, does eating on the cheap have to do with a chain of upscale seafood restaurants found in just about every major city in the country?

Well, at the McCormick & Schmick's location in the Camelback Esplanade shopping/office complex, there's a nice little happy hour special that just may be impossible to beat. Since discovering the special a couple of years ago, I've found myself at M&S several times enjoying the restaurant's happy hour. I must be a cheapskate, because I've yet to sample the restaurant's considerably pricier regular dinner menu even though I'm sure it's a fine place to eat.

So last night, I slipped out of my work clothes (sneakers and T-shirt), threw on some respectable shoes and a collared shirt, and headed over to McCormick & Schmick's to meet the missus after work for some happy hour goodies. As usual, the attractive bar was filled with classy-looking business-type folks who must've filed out of the office high-rises at Camelback and 24th Street and marched straight over to the bar.

Budget Beat: Hong Kong Express at Chinese Cultural Center

By Jay Bennett

If you've never been to the Ranch Market at the Chinese Cultural Center, you have to check it out for a colorful experience. And if you're looking for Chinese cuisine that goes above and beyond the run-of-the-mill stuff served at seemingly most Chinese restaurants, you have to check out Hong Kong Express, a little cafeteria at the back of the Ranch Market.

I almost never eat at Chinese restaurants because I'm almost always disappointed with the food they serve. I don't claim to be an expert on "real" Chinese food because I've had it only once, about 10 years ago when an American friend and his new Chinese wife moved back to the U.S. and cooked me a Chinese dinner that tasted nothing like the food I'd eaten at Chinese restaurants.

I'm still looking for food like that. I can't say that I found it at Hong Kong Express, but I can say that the food there was better than what I've had at most Chinese restaurants. It was heartening to see that I was one of the only Anglos eating at Hong Kong Express; the place was packed with Chinese people. I can't say that for some of the other restaurants, like Golden Buddha, down at the Chinese Cultural Center, on 44th Street north of Washington.

Budget Beat: Tipps 88 Thai Cuisine

By Jay Bennett

Times are tough, indeed, but I was surprised to find a really good and relatively inexpensive Thai spot in Tempe to be dead on a recent Saturday night. What gives? Has it gotten to the point where folks can't drop $10 for an entree anymore?

Here's hoping the dreadfully slow Saturday night at Tipps 88 Thai Cuisine was an anomaly, because this strip-mall joint, on a sleepy stretch of East University Drive, deserves better.

This is no college-town hole in the wall. Tipps 88 is tastefully decorated, clean, and inviting, with a nice, shaded patio for al fresco dining now that the weather is so pleasant. For dinner, I'd prefer the lights to be dimmed a bit more, but they weren't offensively bright, either.

Budget Beat: Terrace Café

By Jay Bennett

I usually don't have much reason to enter Old Town Scottsdale — it oftens seems kind of a like a foreign land to me — but perhaps I have a reason now since checking out a fun little place called Terrace Café, which sits on the corner of Third Avenue and Marshall Way and shares space with a salon/boutique. I was steered toward Terrace by an acquaintance who said the small bistro is in the midst of reinventing itself.

I was a little wary of just how Budget Beat-appropriate Terrace Café was going to be, considering its address. But I'm pleased to report that the menu — consisting mostly of salads, hot and cold sandwiches, and soups — was quite affordable, with most sandwiches being $7.50 or $8 and the salads being $10 for a large order and $7 for a half order.

This is the kind of place where you order at a counter, grab your beverage from an open cooler, and grab a seat at one of the handful of tables inside or outside on the patio, which is where we sat on a recent cool evening. For me, the patio — with its high-top bistro tables attached to the wrought-iron fence along the sidewalk on Marshall Way — is a big selling point. With trees and strings of lights overhead, it was a comfortable and inviting spot to munch on food and enjoy some prime people-watching.
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Chef Anthony Armstrong: Makes a mean pumpkin soup.

We chatted with new executive chef Anthony Armstrong and manager Blair Hoffheins, who were excited about amping up the menu and boosting the profile of Terrace Café. Armstrong, who's worked at numerous Valley country clubs and Scottsdale restaurants such as Roka Akor, was quick to point out the soup specials that he makes everyday.

On our visit, we sampled his pumpkin soup, and, indeed, it was delicious. It didn't have a pumpkin pie flavor, which I expected. It was almost more of squash taste, but sweet. Very good. And, to boot, the soup comes served in a small, hollowed out pumpkin. Great idea.

We were disappointed that they'd sold out of a few menu items that appealed to us (hummus, roasted veggie sandwich), but apparently they'd had a big lunch rush that day. There any other diners there on the night we visited, but Hofheinz explained that a lot of people come in to order a takeout dinner.

I ordered a turkey pesto pressed sandwich. It was kind of a like a panino, filled with fresh pesto, big chunks of avocado (always a good thing), and Swiss and Muenster cheeses. It was a really good sandwich and would've been even better with higher-quality turkey. This was that processed lunch-meat kind you might find at the Safeway deli counter. Still, it was good sammie. And it came with a tasty little salad of mixed greens, strawberries, and a light but flavorful balsamic dressing.
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Pressed sandwich: Lotsa advocado!


After striking out on the roasted veggie sandwich, the missus ordered a pizza off the specials board. Topped with goat cheese, basil, and roasted red pepper, this 10-inch pizza was excellent. She really liked the cracker-thin crust and big dollops of goat cheese. The sauce seemed food service-y to me, but everything else about the pizza made up for that shortcoming. Even at 10 inches, it was such a thin and light pizza that wasn't too big for one person.
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Pizza: Dig the thin crust. (Photos by Laura Hahnefeld)

With the beautiful weather nigh, it's time to enjoy al fresco dining. The problem is that so many places around here with outdoor dining have their patio next to a busy road or overlooking some lame parking lot. It's nice knowing that Terrace Café is a viable option for outdoor dining that isn't hampered by such drawbacks. And given that chef Armstrong promises an updated and improved menu, Terrace Café may wind up to be a regular stop for me this fall.

I'd love to hear what you think of Terrace Café and I'm always interested in hearing your suggestions on where to eat on the cheap. Please e-mail me jay.bennett@newtimes.com.

Terrace Café
at Third Avenue and Marshall Way in Old Town Scottsdale
480-603-1011

Budget Beat: Two Hippies Beach House

By Jay Bennett

The Two Hippies empire has expanded to include a fun taco and burrito stand on East Camelback Road. Said hippies (who also own Two Hippies Magic Mushroom Burger on Indian School Road) took over the shuttered boutique Gold Lion, on the corner of Camelback and Fifth Street, to open Two Hippies Beach House, a much-needed taquería in that part of town. Mind you, it's pretty white-bread Mexican grub at this point (it's been open only two weeks), but it does fill a niche, and it's a cool place to stop in for a cheap, quick, and filling bite to eat.

If it weren't sitting 20 feet from busy Camelback Road, Two Hippies would feel like the kind of food stand you might at the beach. There's virtually no room inside for anyone other than the person ordering food at the tall counter. Those who don't mind the crowded interior can stand and wait for their food while gazing at walls festooned with posters and record covers from the '70s and lots of comic books in plastic sleeves.

hippies3.jpgIf you're not taking your food to go, there is an outside counter with stools where you can munch on your tacos, and there are four picnic tables situated on a wooden deck that is elevated about 4 feet off the ground. It is covered, misted, and filled with plant life. Even with the weather still being toasty, the deck is a great place to enjoy your eats.

Two Hippies' sign declares it to be "home of the fish taco," which is what really caught the eyes of the missus and me. Ain't nothing better than a good fish taco. Back in our Michigan homeland, we'd never had such a thing. Even in Chicago, where we'd live before Phoenix, a fish taco was a rarity. Since moving out here, we've fallen in love with the delicacy.

I'm pleased to report that the fish taco at Two Hippies is pretty good, though not quite a home run. Going for it is the fish itself — chunks of actual whitefish (not some processed fish stick). It was super-flavorful and, obviously, cooked fresh to order. It was garnished with shredded cabbage, tomatoes, and cheddar cheese, which is a no-no in my book. A fish taco does not need cheese, especially when it's lame, food-service shredded cheddar. Also, the flour tortilla was not great. Corn is superior in the world of fish tacos. Don't get me wrong; the tacos were decent and, at $4.50 for three big ones, an amazing deal.
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Fish taco: See that drink? It's mango lemonade. Yum!

I tried the pork burrito, which wasn't bad and, at $4, was also good deal. Filled with not especially flavorful pork, shredded cabbage, tomatoes, and more of that wretched food-service cheese, the burrito was big and filling and fit the bill for a quick lunch. Unfortunately, the flour tortilla wasn't as fresh and flavorful as probably should've been. Because the edge of the tortillas was crunchy, I got the feeling that it'd been exposed to the air too long as it sat in its bag. Overall, it was just sort of bland-tasting. Luckily, they give you a little container of both green and red salsa with which you can dress up your burrito.
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Pork burrito: Filling, cheap, but kinda eh. (Photos by Laura Hahnefeld)

Like I said, Two Hippies is brand new and likely still working out the kinks. There's a lot to like about the place. For one thing, the menu is simple and small — mostly tacos and burros featuring all the key meats. Though I wasn't blown away by the food, I can see myself hitting up this place fairly frequently because I like the concept, the vibe, and the fact that it exists where it does.

I look forward to hearing what esteemed Budget Beat readers think about Two Hippies because I have a feeling this place is going to catch on as sort of a cult favorite cheap-o place to eat.

Please e-mail me at jay.bennett@newtimes.com with suggestions and recommendations and places you'd like to see me cover in this blog.

Two Hippies Beach House
501 East Camelback Road
602-277-0399
Hours: Monday through Saturday, 10:30 a.m. to 8 p.m.


Budget Beat: Lil' Mama's Soul Café

By Jay Bennett

I can never eat a "regular" pancake again after trying a few bites of the sweet potato pancakes at Lil' Mama's Soul Cafe, a little storefront eatery on Seventh Avenue halfway between Indian School and Camelback roads.

The missus and I ducked into this unassuming little strip-mall joint for a late breakfast last Sunday and we were sufficiently impressed. The place was dead, and I'm not sure why. The food was great. We indulged in an excellent breakfast before vowing to go back for dinner someday — the dinner half of the menu looked just as tempting as the breakfast menu.

This stretch of Seventh Avenue is home to a bunch of antique stores, vintage shops, a groovy coffee shop, a record store, a great guitar store, several bars, and other assorted cool merchants. It could be an absolutely great shopping destination if someone in this car-crazy burg would get a clue and turn it into a walkable shopping area. Some traffic-calming measures on the busy, five-lane thoroughfare would do wonders for this area. Until then, you have to get in your stupid car just to go from shop to shop.

But I digress. Lil' Mama's has a small but efficient menu, featuring some staples of Southern cuisine: fried chicken, waffles, catfish, ribs, BBQ sandwich. It's all stuff that you wouldn't eat every day, but once in a while is an indulgent taste treat. Everything on the breakfast menu is about $8 or $9 while most things on the dinner menu are $11 to $13, prices that surely should appeal to the budget-minded among us.

The missus loves her some pancakes (or pan-pies, as my dad likes to call 'em), and I thought she'd died and gone to Heaven after she took a bite of those sweet potato pan-pies. In fact, she's the one who declared she'd never go back to plain ol' pancakes after munching on the sweet potato variety. Not a fan of such hyperbole, I had to try some for myself. Well, it's fitting that it was Sunday and all, because eating a Lil' Mama's sweet potato pancake, doused in syrup, was as near a religious experience as I've had in a while. In short, get thee to the nearest purveyor of S.P.P.'s now, preferably Lil' Mama's.
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Sweet potato pancakes: Like candy for breakfast, y'all.

I ordered the pork chop (with two eggs and hashbrowns) because I hadn't had a pork chop in eons, prolly since I was knee high to a grasshopper, back when Mom used to make them occasionally. Mom's no slouch in the kitchen, and Lil' Mama's pork chop was darn near as sublime as hers.

This slab of meat was crazy-juicy and grilled to perfection. It was flavored with a housemade blend of spices that has had me dreaming of that mouthwatering chop for the past few days now. Yes, it's that good! The hashbrowns were okay, but not great. I could've used a bigger serving. The eggs, well, they were eggs — a nice complement to the chop. Just for kicks, we ordered a side of mac 'n' cheese because, you know, it's mac 'n' cheese.
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Pork chop: Suddenly, all I crave is pork chops. Weird. (Photos by Laura Hahnefeld)

The one drawback was the slow service. We were pretty much the only diners in this small place, but it took at least 25 minutes for us to get our stuff. Granted, it's all made-to-order, but still, pancakes and pork chops don't take that long to cook.

It's cool that there's no shortage of good soul food places in Phoenix (Lo-Lo's, Mrs. White's Golden Rule Cafe) and I'm glad Lil' Mama's is there for those of who live north near the Camelback Corridor.

If you're looking for something different for a weekend breakfast outing, try this place. And if you happen to go there for dinner, please let me know what you think. Write to me at jay.bennett@newtimes.com. And, as always, feel free to clue me into your favorite budget dining options.

Lil' Mama's Soul Cafe
4306 North Seventh Avenue
602-266-9980

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