Chipotle Quesarito, Quesadilla-Burrito Hybrid: Secret Menu Item Worth Trying

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Alissa Irei
At 1,290 calories, this Chipotle quesarito packs a caloric but delicious punch.

The first time I ordered a quesarito I felt like I was knocking on the door of an underground speakeasy, sheepishly half-whispering the magic word across the counter. At first it seemed I'd gotten the secret handshake wrong, as the pretty young Chipotle employee stared at me impassively while I shifted nervously from foot to foot. I started to stammer out some qualifying explanation, half-tempted to change my order and slink off, burrito in hand and tail between my legs.

Perhaps the elusive quesarito was just an urban foodie legend after all. But she interrupted me, clearly annoyed.

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"You want us to do it; we can do it," she said, slamming a tortilla down on the counter and just barely keeping a latent eye roll in check. Apparently this Chipotle burristo (or crew member, as they're officially called) had had her fill of foodies ordering off the restaurant's so-called secret menu - made up of items not listed on the official menu but available for order to those in the know. She might as well have said, "You want to be a jerk, fine - be a jerk."

The quesarito is a quesadilla laid flat, then filled with rice, meat, beans, etc., and rolled like a burrito. Think: stuffed-crust pizza, Chipotle style. I started to understand Burristo #1's annoyance as I watched the final step of the quesarito assembly; the thick double-tortilla and cheese-filled shell threatened to split down the middle, stretched to the breaking point by a medley of barbacoa, rice and black beans. (Imagine squeezing the hard-earned burrito belly of a dedicated Chipotle addict into the suit he wore to junior prom.)

Meanwhile, the line, which had been non-existent when I arrived around 8 p.m., was now six or seven people deep. Easy to see why the quesarito is not every Chipotle worker's favorite order.

The young woman working at the cash register was more sanguine than her high-strung, burrito-rolling colleague.

"They don't like when people order them because they take longer to make," she said, shrugging. "But it's part of the job, you know?"

I was highly skeptical about the quesarito, even philosophically opposed. For one thing, more doesn't always mean better, and for another, it's hard to improve upon a classic Chipotle burrito. Hipster nonsense, I thought. However, I found this belt-busting caloric monstrosity (upwards of 1,300 calories) to be surprisingly palatable. OK, delicious. The melted cheese sandwiched between two folds of crispy, browned tortilla is hard to argue with, and while I was afraid the quesadilla might detract from the burrito experience, it just added extra strata of texture and flavor.


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32 comments
Ed Henderson
Ed Henderson

I want to try one just to piss'em off. And it sounds delicious.

Carrington Buze
Carrington Buze

Again, Courtney Buze & Michelle James....when do we do this? !

Lolita  Caratachea
Lolita Caratachea

I ordered it yesterday. They were so pissed at the counter. Lmao They said very bluntly " We do not like making these" But they made it anyway.

Ashley Oakes Scott
Ashley Oakes Scott

William Yowell Chris Karimi Raul Salido Lisa Murray Kristi Bielewicz Andrea Arnold

Jaime Frisco Castillo
Jaime Frisco Castillo

Your first mistake @ Nathan Schneider is you're ordering your burritos at "restaurants" not taqerillas pendejo

Nathan Schneider
Nathan Schneider

It's pretty sad when Chipotle can make a better burrito than most of the Mexican restaurants in Arizona.

Angel Calderon
Angel Calderon

Haaa thought of ya'll. .. Xavier Hernandez & Stefani Hernandez

David McConaughey
David McConaughey

I'd be pissed if everyone in the already too slow line was ordering this...

Laura Ory
Laura Ory

No, but sounds like a rude order to make during a busy time. I hope they charge extra for holding up the line!

Tatiana Rojas
Tatiana Rojas

Had an issue ordering this a while back...wanted to charge for a quesadilla AND a burrito..

bmcphx
bmcphx

new times writers must get paid by the word.

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