Top 10 "Reviews" of Amy's Baking Company on Yelp

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Samy and Amy Bouzaglo of Amy's Baking Company.
5.)
I was visiting my friend when I found this place, it seemed to be glowing the distance

I heard a whisper in the wind, saying that 'It was time'

I entered

I was greeted and then the co owner of the resturant came out and saw me

She said, 'Are you Jay Gatsby?'

I said 'Bitch I might be.'

A clown clutches a spoon, crying in the distance, you can hear the stars dancing

Posted by Jay G., South El Monte, CA

4.)

Dear Miranda and Katy,
You're both heroes. Leave now while you still can. You're probably never going to read this, but if you do you should totally come out to California. Southern California. But seriously, the fact that you lasted a month and a half? Hot damn ladies.

Katy, don't cry. I'm sure you've figured this out by now, but this is the best thing that's ever happened to you.

Miranda, I seriously don't know how you hang in there. I'd have been long gone.

10/10 to both of you. And seriously, if you're ever in Cali, shoot me an email. I'll buy both/either of you a drink.

Seriously.

*addendum*

After some thought, I realized that this is unfair to all other prior employees of Amy's. If you have any proof of employment at Amy's, I'll happily buy you a beer should you find yourself in the area.

Posted by Brandon T., San Jose, CA

3.)

To the guy below me who making me speak in Italian accent. You coming here to me and I show you something else. I make Palestinian style mincemeat out of you. I'm not Italian - what's the matter you can't tell an Italian from a Jew? My name is Samy (Salomon). On what stupid gentile planet is Salomon an Italian name? You don't believe me? You look on mine Facebook page; you see my friends list all with a fine Bouzaglo name with HEBREW words on their profile and some still living in the chosen country, Israel. When I say I'm a gangster, I'm maybe tell a joke - but I talking Jewish mafia, not Italian. Italian mafias aren't kosher. Now order something or *%%$ off and I $%$# you mamaleh.

Posted by Sammy B, New York, New York (There's no verification this is actually Sammy from ABC).

2.)

This was my first job ever. I was 15 years old ( 7 years ago) and this place was a nightmare to say the least. I am so not surprised this is happening to them, but I am honestly pretty shocked it TOOK THIS LONG for people to see the kind of service they are running. Amy and her husband were not as cruel when I started out as they are now. I helped open up the bakery with them and so I think the excitement of a new place made them a little more positive. I wasn't trained at a single thing so I was yelled at for EVERYTHING i did. I was paid servers minimum wage with no tips (If i remember correctly it was $3.75 then). The only positive thing I remember about this place was that we shut down for lunch, and the chef ( they had someone working with amy at the time) would cook for us. I was fired after dropping a massive tray of cupcakes. I used to feel bad about it, but now knowing they weren't even homemade I dooOoOOOooOOnnt Caare!! Zero F*cks given here! Good luck with your business now guys! I am also SO beyond mortified and ashamed that they call themselves Christians. They are giving Jesus a bad name. At what age did you two loose your compassion?

Posted by Ava M. in Paradise Valley

And finally, the Yelp comment that started it all, by Amy herself

1.)

Dear Joel L. It is blatantly obvious to me why you were ALONE on a Saturday night!

Read any of the reviews that have been written about us and you will see that EVERYONE loves us!! The only people that don't is our "Competition". We knew you had been sent by another restaurant before you even ordered your $14.00 Pizza.

The Pizza was fresh and amazing. The reason the tomatoes had different texture was because I use three different heirloom tomatoes and some of them are sundried. So of course they are going to have a different texture from the fresh ones!!!
But perhaps you are only accustomed to tasting the ones that come "fresh from the can!"

Moving on to the "Store bought Dough" Comment. PLEASE!! My dough is made fresh every day from 100% organic ingredients. Perhaps your palate is not sophisticated enough to tell the difference.

As for you having the Patio all to yourself unless you have been living on another PLANET it is summertime in ARIZONA MORON!!! Only TRAMPS and LOSERS want to sit outside in 110 temperatures!!!!

We are hiring because we are so busy that we need to hire more people. You just so happened to come right after a huge rush. And the people did not change their mind for the Margarita Pizza they ordered. They were still enjoying their amazing Caesar salad and I thought perhaps you would appreciate not having to wait so long for your pizza. Which was just coming out of the OVEN.

I am the CHEF and the owner, and I am the one that made your Pizza.

As for the no smoking comment everyone knows that it is against the LAW to smoke within 20 feet of a public place. But perhaps you think you are above the LAW. Have a little respect not everyone wants to subject themselves to being around second hand smoke.

And as for the overpriced menu items if you think that $12.00 is too much for an ENTRÉE sized ORGANIC Salad or $14.00 is too much for an AMAZING Pizza then perhaps you should go to the PITA JUNGLE that is just a stone's throw away. And if you get lucky maybe you can even dig up someone up to take with you so you can share a $5.00 Falafel.

Do US a favor and keep your ugly face and you ugly opinions to yourself and go back to the restaurant that you really work at!!

I would LOVE for anyone who reads this review to come to ABC and try our Pizza. If you don't like it then I guarantee you don't have to pay for it.

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7366 E. Shea Blvd., Scottsdale, AZ

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cravingphoenix
cravingphoenix

There are a lot of wonderful locally owned businesses in Phoenix with owners who really care about their patrons and their employees.  I don't think Amy's Bakery has much of a chance to survive at this point.  I'm suprised anyone would bother going at this point.

milehighwrath
milehighwrath

On a more positive note, I just want to say something about my favorite breakfast/lunch place and draw a nice contrasting picture.

Yvonne's Cafe: A family run restaurant where the owner's cherish the customers and their opinions, food is consistently good and served quickly, the servers keep all of their tips and love to work there. No one has children in cats bodies, no cyber bullying, no yelling nor swearing at customers or staff, no hour long wait for soggy burgers, no one is calling the FBI.
A restaurant run the right way by a friendly respectful family serving good food, quickly with a smile and genuine appreciation for their customer's business.
The way it should be!

yvonnescafetempe.com

lollypop4
lollypop4

Samy,  that wife of yours needs to be in serious therapy and I could see that you know that in your eyes.  But you are such a pussy, you are scared to death of her!  What a prima donna BITCH!  Do both of you a favor and have her committed; no actually get a double room for the both of you.  You two are the rudest people I have ever seen and do NOT need to be working with the public.  Both of you think you are better than others by the horrible way you treat human beings.  And taking the wait staff tips-unbelievable that anyone would work for you,  you selfish asshole! Karma baby, karma!!!!  Close up and leave Arizona!  You have embarrassed your community with your tough guy attitude and your mentally sick wife;  your business is doomed and you have no one to blame but yourselves.

fyou
fyou

Notice the illuminati black and white floor and all of the 'diners' are Greenbergs...This whole thing was staged and faked for ratings.  Stop falling for this crap.  EVERYONE WAS ACTORS!  This was as fake as Sandy Hook and the Boston Bombings.  WAKE UP AMERICA!

t.oferr
t.oferr

They are so infamous it's time for them to franchise their business model and cash in.

mark14nx05y
mark14nx05y

I would rape this bitch and make her bleed.

darrenscott46
darrenscott46

Are these people actually thinking that hiring a publicist is going to right their ship??... Way too late for that!! After their self inflicted public flogging, hiring a mouthpiece at this hour is like going to the bathroom after you've shit your pants!! I swear to God, I'm a peaceful man, but I have never seen a woman that I'd like to punch in the face more than Amy "Booze -n- Blow" Bossingham!!... After this moronic spectacle dies down and the press has bled their story dry I doubt that they'll be able to draw flies if they paint their building with shit!! "Amy's Baking Company" is likely the one and only restaurant in all of Arizona where the food actually tastes better as vomit!!... Did Samy call his wife a "jewel in the sand" or "desert"?? I think that term is actually slang for "Camel Turd"!!...   

1wayfaringpilgrim
1wayfaringpilgrim

Hey ABC, why don't you just do this town a big favor, cut your losses and shut it down?  Afterward, we can all bask in the warm afterglow of historical flaming reviews!

cervellibei
cervellibei

If that dude had put his hands on me, he'd be on the floor looking for his teeth!  There is no excuse for this kind of behavior!  I hope they go out of business and have to sell a kidney!  What kind of wretched scum act like that in public?!

infobahn
infobahn

Seriously, the truth about ABC is far more entertaining than this fan fiction.

David James
David James

The Yelp trollings are hilarious and creative a lot of the time, but I have ambivalent feelings about them. The fact is, (S)Amy is doing the best job of anyone in trolling themselves by their batshitcrazy responses to legit reviews that they don't meet their standards.

Kay Morris
Kay Morris

These people are horrors. Some ex-mob guy who gets seduced by a hardcore tramp who thinks she can cook, neither of whom knows anything about running a restaurant but have attitude that's right out of a Tarantino movie. How have these morons stayed in business? Thank you Gordon Ramsey for showing everyone what assholes look like.

Kimberlynn Hall Tovrea
Kimberlynn Hall Tovrea

Felt a bit unsettling to have one of the loudest voices on the Valley stay unusually quiet on this one... Just sayin'....

Phoenix New Times
Phoenix New Times

We're just giving everyone else a chance to catch up with us.

Steven Hester
Steven Hester

Arizona baby... the heat drives people crazy. So funny...

davelog
davelog

Best review I saw was actually just before the show aired. It was simply:


Ordered a heaping bowl of crazy. Was not disappointed.

Liz Skeens
Liz Skeens

Best entertainment on facebook in a while!

JohnQ.Public
JohnQ.Public

I'm shocked that you found this to be the "top 10" reviews.  There are so many better reviews on Yelp that its incredibly disappointing that you think that these are the top 10.  Hell, even the one written in all "meow" was better than most of these.

ladyrc
ladyrc

@mark14nx05y Wow.  No matter how bad they are, this is not an okay thing to say about anyone.  

mrmashftw
mrmashftw

@darrenscott46 You've got to admire the balls of any publicist that would take on this client. Surely it's a career killer

hurricaneric
hurricaneric moderator

@JohnQ.Public Feel free to go through all 1,000+ "reviews" on Yelp and choose your own top 10. Post them here in the comments for everyone's enjoyment.

jr66
jr66

@ladyrc @mark14nx05y Actually, in Amy's case it is. There are people out there who believe she may have some form of BPD, but even if so, there is nothing worth saving in that life. she is a convicted felon who ruined other people's lives and didnt think twice about it. I hope the business goes under, and they both commit suicide because they have nothing left. But they won't being the narcissists that they are. Amy doesnt deserve to live. She is not a fighter but an ignorant moron. And yes I am not afraid to pass judgement on such a vile piece of human scum

andyofcomixinc
andyofcomixinc

@JohnQ.Public Sounds like sound advice to me. He's right - if you don't find these ones very good, you can choose your own Top 10. This is, in essence, an opinion piece, after all! So, if you disagree, why not tell us which ones you like? 

I'd enjoy it! I'm curious, too. 

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