The 5 Worst Valentine Cocktails of All Time


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Hooker with a Penis

Just like the mismatched genitalia of a South Side prostitute, you find love where you least expect it. Give a toast to life's little surprises with this cocktail of 4 oz Jack Daniel's Whiskey, 2 oz DeKuyper Apple Pucker Schnapps, and 6 oz Coca-cola. Pour over ice and try not to beat yourself up - we all make mistakes.

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The STD

Listen up that's-what-she-said-ers, this drink burns going down. The STD is a shot of one-thirds Wild Turkey, Cognac, and Bacardi 151 Rum lit on fire. It's hot and reckless but unlike the real deal, the only thing you'll have to worry about in the morning is a bad headache.



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