The 5 Worst Valentine Cocktails of All Time

Love is in the air -- and as with other airborne pathogens, you'd prefer to keep a safe distance. For the Hallmark haters and the Valentine adverse, Chow Bella has put together a list of the 5 least romantic cocktails around. Order one for yourself or send some over as a gritty gesture to the PDA couple at the bar -either way, the satisfaction will feel a lot like stepping on Cupid's arrow.

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The Cement Mixer

This drink doesn't exude sexual innuendo so much as it does the nauseating effects of chemistry. Take a shot of Bailey's Irish Cream and a shot of lime juice, and swish them both around in your mouth. Quickly the drink begins to curdle, turning into a revolting cement-like substance that your friends will no doubt pressure you into swallowing.

Grandma's Ass Sweat

In a way, the title of this cocktail is really its best selling point- because after hearing it said out-loud, you're going to need something strong enough to erase the mental image now burning a hole in in your brain. Fill a chilled glass with 3/4 pint Old English Malt Liquor, 1 oz Bombay Sapphire Gin, and 1 oz Bacardi 151 Rum. Throw in a couple splashes of Dr. Pepper and prepare to never look at your Grandmother the same way again.

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