5 Disgusting Foods That Will Make You Eat Healthy In the New Year

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This is Why You're Fat
An orange soda float with strawberry ice cream and Skittles.
Not feeling awful enough after all that holiday binging? Need a little push to help send you into the glutton-free lifestyle? Here are five things that should do the trick and shame you into changing your eating habits.

Because we all know that hating yourself is the first step to eating healthier.

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This is Why You're Fat
A KFC Doubledown nestled between two glazed donuts
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On the This is Why You're Fat tumblr "where dreams become heart attacks," you'll find such appetite-repelling dishes as a deep fried poutine calzone, yogurt covered Cheetos, and our personal favorite, a KFC double down wedged between two hefty glazed donuts. Click through enough archived pages and you'll not only feel bad for your eating habits, but the eating habits of the entire human race.

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Candwhich
The Candwhich- where self-respect goes to die.

What's a candwich? Why, it's a sandwhich, in a can! Why had we not thought of this before?

Because it's wrong. So very wrong.

But Americans just can't help ruining a good thing. The Candwhich comes in three varieties including PB &J and Honey Barbecued Chicken.We first learned about this culinary mutant through a rather nauseating site known as Uglyfood.com where among other featured delicacies are fermented herring, barbecued bat, and cat litter cake.

Not only will you start eating healthier after viewing (or worse, sampling) these items, you'll probably just forgo eating all together.


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