5 Ways to Survive the Twinkie Apocalypse

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Move to Canada

Why subject yourself to the chaos, insanity, and, ultimately, the poor fashion choices of a Twinkie Apocalypse when you can head north and cross the border into a land of Twinkies a-plenty -- also known as Canada. It's true, the Great White North, whose largest dairy processor owns the rights to manufacturing Hostess Twinkie and CupCake brands isn't affected by what's going on in the U.S. And if you're a fan of Wonder Bread, they've got that, too. Beauty, eh hose head?

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