Laurie Notaro's Army of Foodies, the Amuse Douchers of the Culinary World

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The Food Slut
The recent enthusiastic college grad, now in PR, who is present at every new restaurant the night it opens, drinks the water, takes a bite and then goes home and vomits it all up. A variant version detours the bile issue and just keeps the morsel of food tucked between an enamel-less molar and her hollow cheek like a squirrel that can't wait to grab a napkin and find a dark corner. Weighs as much as a diabetic newborn, has been in party pictures in Java magazine almost four times. She once dated a waiter at Sanctuary as an undergrad. She denied it in a press release.

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Binkley's Restaurant

6920 E. Cave Creek Road, Cave Creek, AZ

Category: Restaurant

Matt's Big Breakfast

825 N. 1st St., Phoenix, AZ

Category: Restaurant

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Dominic Armato
Dominic Armato

Out of curiosity, is the remarkable amount of time you've spent thinking, writing, and clinically obsessing about people who spend too much time thinking, writing, and clinically obsessing about food *intended* to be ironic?

Dominic Armato
Dominic Armato

Guilty, BTW.

Laurienotaro
Laurienotaro

Only intended because people love to read it, Dom. How you doin, BTW?
 

Dominic Armato
Dominic Armato

I suppose you can't get irritated with me for tasting your food since we're not in the same room.  And I *did* avoid using "mouthfeel" just for you.  (Or maybe I'm flattering myself and I'm actually the food slut.)

It's a great place... go.

http://www.skilletdoux.com/201... 

Sara
Sara

Me three!!!

Laurienotaro
Laurienotaro

WE want to hear about the Korean Grandma! At least I do!!! 

Dominic Armato
Dominic Armato

Eh, the usual.  Raising kids.  Working at night. Not sleeping.  Doing my best to provide you with fodder for more of these posts.  Lamenting that people probably are more interested in reading (admittedly funny) satirical spitballs than learning that the Korean grandma in Glendale makes better food than the bullshit Asian fusion joint with kalbi sliders and sake bombs in Old Town.  Or cupcakes. Can't get enough of those, boy howdy. But I didn't start what I'm doing because it was popular, and I'm not going to stop if it isn't, so... you know... status quo.

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