Chow Bella's Guide to Eating Cute Baby Easter Animals

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Super cute Easter animals are more than just super cute -- they can be pretty freakin' delicious. This Easter, skip the ho-hum ham, save the turkey for Thanksgiving, and let's eat some super cute baby animals.

Here's our little guide to feasting on completely cute meats. Enjoy!

Cute Animal: Veal -- or baby cow or calf -- Veal is actually a byproduct of the dairy industry. If a dairy cow gives birth to a steer, the only real use for it is to become something delicious on your plate. The cute little guys are slaughtered anywhere from a few days old to the ripe old age of 35 weeks and are used in various French and Italian dishes.
Make it:  The first rule of veal is DO NOT OVERCOOK. You'll end up with a tough piece of disgusting baby meat. Always marinate your cuts and wet cook at low temperature for longer periods of time to ensure a nice, tender final product. Try this recipe for pan-roasted veal chops with chipotle-lime butter, or make this Osso Buco recipe for a more traditional dish.
Eat Out: Check out Wright's at The Biltmore's Citrus Veal Loin "Oscar" with king crab, lemon scented asparagus, and tarragon butter, or the Vietto Marsala con i Funghi Selvaggi with sauteed veal and mushrooms from La Torretta Ristorante in North Scottsdale.

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Cute Baby Animal: Lamb -- or a baby domestic sheep under 12 months old -- Unlike mutton (the meat from adult sheep), lamb is super tender and has a far less "gamey" flavor. The little lambs are slaughtered anywhere from one month to one year old. The younger the lamb, the pinker and more tender the meat. Lamb is a popular ingredient for many Mediterranean dishes but is used in cuisine all over the world.
Make it: Always choose a well-marbled cut of lamb, and don't use a whole lot of seasoning or salt. Lamb is naturally fatty, which equals super moist meat. The preferred method of cooking lamb is to use high heat at first to lock in the juices and then to finish cooking at a lower temperature to keep it tender. Check out this recipe for Honey-Lemon Rack of Lamb.
Eat Out: We highly suggest taking a trip up to Cave Creek for a Pecan Smoked Lamb Shank with Ginger Beer and BBQ Sauce from Bryan's Black Mountain BBQ (it's only on the menu for a limited time). It's 100 percent worth the drive!

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Cute Baby Animal: Suckling Pig -- These tiny piggies are raised on their pig mom's milk for two to six weeks, and then they say goodbye and -- well, you know what happens after that. Suckling pig meat is generally more intense in flavor then its older brothers and sisters and is considered a delicacy in the United States, Latin Countries, and Eastern Europe.
Make It: Suckling pig is best roasted whole either over an open flame or in your oven. McReynolds Farms in Phoenix has fully cleaned and prepped piggies for sale and will even deliver the little guy to your house. For open flame roasting tips, click here to check out Eat, Show & Tell's step by step post on how it's done.
Eat Out: Since it's an expensive, big piece of meat, it's not easy to find a restaurant around town that serves these babies on a regular basis. Kai at Wildhorse Pass has a Suckling Pig Torta with Epazote Mole on their appetizer menu that sounds delish, and Aloha Kitchen in Mesa serves up a tasty Kalua Pig on Wednesdays and Saturdays.


Location Info

La Torretta Ristorante (Formerly Tomaso's 2000)

16640 N. Scottsdale Road, Scottsdale, AZ

Category: Restaurant

Wright's at the Biltmore

2400 E. Missouri Ave., Phoenix, AZ

Category: Restaurant

Bryan's Black Mountain Barbecue

6130 E. Cave Creek Road, Cave Creek, AZ

Category: Restaurant

McReynolds Farms Inc.

307 E. Buckeye Road, Phoenix, AZ

Category: Restaurant

Kai

5594 W. Wild Horse Pass Blvd., Chandler, AZ

Category: Restaurant

Aloha Kitchen

2950 S. Alma School Road, Mesa, AZ

Category: Restaurant

Christopher's Restaurant and Crush Lounge

2502 E. Camelback Road, Phoenix, AZ

Category: Restaurant

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Iml84wk
Iml84wk

I get your humor... but I think I threw up in my mouth a little :-&

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I'm not a christian.

Audrey Davison
Audrey Davison

This is too funny, but sad, encouraging us to eat cute baby animals.  As a child, I raised two cute baby Easter ducklings without the knowledge that one day my grandparents had me fetch them and I witnessed their demise at end of a hatchet. I was traumatized and would not eat them.  FYI - Once you give them names, they are no longer food, they are family.

Foofster Says Hi!
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I am sure the haters will be all over this, but I freakin' love your sense of humor!  Bunny burgers!  Wicked...

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