Testicle Pie and Brief Jerky -- The Perfect Valentine's Day Presents

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Charlie Bigham
Because nothing quite says "I love you" like a nice big slice of bull testicle pie, UK gourmet pie maker, Charlie Bigham, went ahead and created one just in time for Valentine's Day 

The "world's first aphrodisiac pie" contains real bits of slow-cooked bull testes that have been marinated in something called "mama juana" liquor -- a Dominican Republic aphrodisiac made from run, red wine, herbs, and bark, also known as "liquid viagra" -- and also contains ginseng to keep you, err, going once the aphrodisiac qualities have kicked in, plus fresh onions, carrots, herbs, and a fluffy puff pastry.    

According to Bigham the pie is so potent it should "come with a health warning" and stated that taste testers "were so overcome with lust and amorous feelings they had to be sent home! Never before have we created a dish that has caused as much fervour."

Wow.



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