Suicidal Junkie Porn Star Cookies: Girl Scouts Are Selling Savannah Smilesâ„¢
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| courtesy of DirtyBob.com |
| Savannah |
We are sorry for everyone's loss -- and if Pauly Shore had told us he'd marry us if we got clean, as he allegedly did Savannah, we might have held a 9mm to our temple, as well. (We're sorry for Shore's loss, too.)
But this is all too weird not to mention -- mostly because the Girl Scouts of the USA (not America; thanks to the reader who caught that) are now selling a cookie named after this very film. (The phrase has even been trademarked.)
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The film is almost undoubtedly better known for its porn connection than for its earnest '80s chops as the story of a politician's neglected young daughter who runs away from home and winds up hiding in the car of two not-very-bright criminals who wind up being sought in her "kidnapping." Ãœber-talented hipster band Okkervil River has also released three songs about actress Savannah, including one, on the album The Stage Names, that's called "Savannah Smiles," probably just to make us look all of this up.
(It's not the best song on the disc, but it's pretty dang catchy.)
Savannah made 119 adult flicks (listed on this absolutely not-safe-for-work-or-mixed-company page) and remains popular to this day among fans who still watch the kind of porn you don't surf for and can name the stars of their favorites. She was also romantically involved at different times with Vince Neil, Slash, and Gregg Allman, which means she had a shot at being Chaz Bono's half-brother's hot, six-years-older stepmom. But one July morning in 1994 -- eerily, Bridgette Andersen's 19th birthday -- she crashed her Corvette and broke her nose, and a few hours later, Savannah took her own life.
Of course, the cookies are the important thing here. Those in the know suggest that they are basically the same recipe as the Lemon Coolers of campaigns past: small, crisp, a bit lighter than shortbread, and dusted with powdered sugar. If you can't wait for your box (ahem) to be delivered, or you're a bit put off by the idea of the "lemon chips" in the commercial product, you can try making your own.
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| Girl Scouts of the USA |
"Every cookie has a mission: to help girls do great things."
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