Oven-Baked Tarantulas For Sale. Really.
Deep-fried tarantulas. (We were unable to obtain good photos of the baked version.)
Editor's Note: We just learned that Think Geek is now sold out of baked tarantulas til 2012.
A bit of research indicates that this, er, unique dish is imported by Edible.com. These are the same people who brought us poop coffee, the surprisingly affordable pearl dust and chocolate covered scorpions -- so popular they're now fair food (that's coming to Phoenix next month, too).
Christmas is a ways off but you can rest easy knowing that you have options this year for that special insectivore in your life.