Twin Peaks "Breastaurant" Coming to Scottsdale, First of Many to Bust Into Arizona

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Patrick Michels
​Watch out, Hooters. Move over, Tilted Kilt. Twin Peaks, the Dallas-based "breastaurant," an actual term used to describe restaurants that sport scantily clad women as waitresses, is busting into Scottsdale -- get it!? -- BUSTING!!!

(sigh.)

Billing itself as, "the ultimate man cave," and featuring comfort food, draft beer, and TVs in a mountain lodge setting with "its most prized assets being the friendly, attentive, and beautiful Twin Peaks Girls," the first Twin Peaks in Arizona will be located at the corner of the 101 freeway and Frank Lloyd Wright Boulevard (in the old Earl's restaurant.)

So, is this a good thing?

A press release noted the Scottsdale location is "meant to make a statement" and that it will be "the first of several Twin Peaks locations in the Phoenix-metro market."

What say you breastauranteurs? Is the addition of Twin Peaks good for the Valley? Let us know in the comments!

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19 comments
Azkdh
Azkdh

No, its just a way for men to be tempted..why do they need to be slutty just to sell food. SAD!

LikesEmRound
LikesEmRound

Im not hungy. How much to see your tits?

Reggie VV
Reggie VV

Juvenile.  It should do well.

Jason P. Woodbury
Jason P. Woodbury

I thought maybe we were in for a David Lynch style cafe that served cherry pie and "damn good coffee...and hot!" 

CommonCents
CommonCents

I'm a dude, and a horndog- but wait, I repeat myself.Anyway, can this place really work? I really don't think so. Only single guys who have given up on life will go here. Seems like most people appreciate good food, locally owned businesses, and farm to table practices. Fake boobs aren't part of that equation. Side note, the server on the right is beautiful- well done.

ShannonL
ShannonL

Oh boy!! Breasts!!...How unique and exciting! Jesus...is this all it takes?? Society has seriously jumped the shark.

Marcy
Marcy

For the price of a few entrees and a couple of pitchers of beer you can hire some gal out of the Backpages to come over and let you men who marvel over breasts a really good look and a squeeze or two as well.

Those ladies at Twin Peaks aren't going to start dating you because you order a platter of wings from her every Wednesday and tip her $5. If you want some titties and don't want to get them the old fashioned way, by finding a woman who actually likes you enough to let you play with them, just rent them by the hour.  You'll be less frustrated in the end and it won't cost you any more.

TJ Loftus
TJ Loftus

Whoever came up with the word "breastaurant" is brilliant

Jabs
Jabs

Titties and Beer- Thank God I aint queer!

Perfectenemy123
Perfectenemy123

Number one thing that will drive this place is price of happy hour/specials/events not to mention they will HAVE to get girls to come in as well. I hate going to these places because there are like 3 girls working and all the rest are GUYS. Who wants to go to a bar where there are 200 dudes and four girls working the bar? 

ExpertShot
ExpertShot

Girls who are looking for guys that like boobies?  Women have as much "dog" in them as men do Dude.  You just ain't looking in the right places.   Men who go to Hooters and Tilted Kilt almost certainly have the ability to achieve an erection or they would not go to these places.  Most women are concerned about only a couple of things regarding sex.  Is the guy "clean" (free of disease) and can he get it up.  It helps if the person is nice "inside" too, but hey - Ladies wanting to get their groove on can't be too choosy. 

4politics2
4politics2

More plastic food and silicone breasts...what's not to like?

Krustypirate
Krustypirate

Have you never been to The Tilted Kilt?!?! 

olllllo
olllllo

I'll have the Josie Packard on a bed of Mill fries. Wait Wait... The Shelly & Audrey sandwich with a side of Ronette Pulaski slaw.

Michael Walker
Michael Walker

Will search Spotify for Twin Peaks music today.....

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