Guy Fieri and Rachael Ray Announce New Show: Collective Groan Heard Around the World

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​Yesterday on the Rachel Ray Show, Rach the Rach and Guy Fieri announced their new show, Guy vs. Rachael's Celebrity Smackdown -- a title that makes zero sense and which everyone already knows will not contain smackdowns of any kind.

Premiering this summer on the Food Network, Ray Ray described the show as "the cooking equivalent of Dancing with the Stars" while Why Guy explained it as "a brother-and-sister culinary battle" ('cause Rachael's his "sister from another mister." -- ugh.) and then a "battle royale." Yeah, we get it, Dude. Battles.

Throw down a few Tums then watch the announcement after the jump.

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JuxtaPalate Food Blog
JuxtaPalate Food Blog

God dammit. Why are Sarah and Mario there. You know their souls are on FIRE! It is a sign of the apocalypse.

GUTS
GUTS

So, the writer's point is how terrible these people are, yet she is a writer & in this piece she includes Rachel & Rachael? Hon, which is it? Look around your own campsite 1st. Are YOU a millionaire? They are. Shut the fuck up & go back to your day job telemarketing. NO BITCH, I'M HAPPY AS FUCK WITH MY LONG DISTANCE SERVICE!!   

Schadenfriend
Schadenfriend

If you call someone your sister from another mister, aren't you saying that your mom gets around?

Genevieve
Genevieve

Ugh, this is a clusterfuck of terrible.

JJJacks22
JJJacks22

Rach- RUN DON"T WALK Away from that classless PIG! Sorry

Guest
Guest

From what I have heard her mother did! That was one of the reasons her parents divorced!

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