10 Best Sightings of Jesus in Food

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Easter Sunday, the day Christians celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ, is right around the corner. Along with the holy hoopla is the grub. And though Captain Miracle's mug may not make an appearance at this year's traditional Easter dinner in a slice of ham, deviled egg, or Peep, he has shown up in foodstuffs of former days.

Here are 10 of our favorite sightings of Jesus in food.

1.) Jesus Pancake (above): Holy faithful flapjack, Batman!

2.) Jesus Fish Stick: A strange twist for the fisher of men.

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3.) Jesus Cheeto: Cheeto plus Jesus equals Cheesus!

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4.) Jesus Tortilla: Salvation from south of the border!

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5.) Jesus Potato Chip: It's Christ with a C-R-R-R-UNCH!

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6.) Jesus Orange: "Orange" you glad you didn't say Satan?

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7.) Jesus Pierogi: Even a dumpling can be divine.

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8.) Jesus Potato: Dude, salvation is in the spuds.

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9.) Jesus Candy Bar: Milk chocolate with a heavenly crispy center!

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10.) Jesus Toast: Free of sin, save the absence of jam.

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Bernk17
Bernk17

What they really look like is some ancient painter`s rendition of what he/she thought JC looked like....since the bible offers no description of the mythological jesus somebody had to decide, so some painter did... now every "sighting" looks like the first painting or those that followed. Same is true of the Virgin Mary "sightings...she always looks like some artists rendition of her. Young semite girl...she probably looked more like Yassar Arafat sans the face hair then the non-semite pictures of her.

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1. Carlos Santana2. Chevy Chase3. A Cheeto4. Smokey the Bear5. An O'Possum6. An Orange7. Sonogram of a developing fetus8. Jesus!9. Looks demonic to me10. Cheech Marin

ZakRulz
ZakRulz

It's really a strech to say a few of those are Jesus, a bunch just look like a dude with a beard.

Laura Hahnefeld
Laura Hahnefeld

I thought the fish stick looked more like Jeff Daniels than Jesus.

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