Ronald McDonald (Statue) Kidnapped by Food Liberation Army in Finland!

Categories: Fry Girl

Yesterday, while we Americans were wolfing down our Big Mac's, Chicken McNuggets, Happy Meals, and the like, in Finland, a group calling itself the "Food Liberation Army" kidnapped a Ronald McDonald statue from a local Mickey Dee's. Until their questions regarding quality assurance and production of McFoodstuffs are answered by McDonald's Corporation, the group is holding poor Ronald hostage and has threatened that they will "execute" the beloved clown of fast food if their questions are not answered by next Friday at 6:30 p.m. And you thought Taco Bell had problems.

Maybe when you're the most sparsely populated country in the European Union, weird viral videos are just your way of saying, "Hiya!" to the rest of world.

See the actual kidnapping after the jump.

My Voice Nation Help
2 comments
Rumpbook
Rumpbook

Fool Liberation Army has kidnapped artist Jani Leinonen and installed him in to Showroom Helsinki art gallery as a part of Food Liberation Army Show. RumpTube reports direct from the gallery. More at http://www.rumpboard.com

Who
Who

This is complete utter BS having no respect for the people who have been a victim of some extremist towelhead. I just saw this story on Bloomberg, and it made me sick to my stomach. I'd like to see these jerkoffs in someones shoes about to suffer that kind of death.

From the Vault

 

©2013 Phoenix New Times, LLC, All rights reserved.
Browse Voice Nation
  • Voice Places Phoenix

    Voice Places

    Find everything you're looking for in your city

  • Happy Hour App

    Happy Hour App

    Find the best happy hour deals in your city

  • Daily Deals

    Daily Deals

    Get today's exclusive deals at savings of anywhere from 50-90%

  • Best Of

    Best Of...

    Check out the hottest list of places and things to do around your city