The 10 Must-Have Stoner Foods of All Time

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Congratulations Arizona, you are now the 15th state to legalize marijuana for, um, medicinal use. Not only will you now be able to cure your chronic and debilitating pain with some medical-grade cannibus, you also get to stuff your faces with junk food because you totally have the munchies. Before you bust out the bong, make sure your pantry is stocked with the proper stoner provisions.

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Jacob Retzlaff
10. Your Favorite Cereal -  and milk. Don't forget the milk. Rice Krispies, Fruity Pebbles, Lucky Charms, any cereal will do. Stay away from the Capt'n Crunch which is notorious for tearing the inside of your mouth to shreds. Not cool bro, not cool. 

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9. Pop Tarts - So convenient and so many flavors to chose from. Grab several flavors and be adventurous, strawberry gets boring after about the 4th one.

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8. Easy Mac - One of the greatest food innovations ever. Mac & cheese in minutes and no need for pesky extras like milk or butter. (Bud Light optional.)  

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Deney Terrio

7. Doritos, Funyuns, Cheetos - Make sure to stock up on lots and lots of chips, and dip if possible. There is no better food for doing nothing then a bag of chips.

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6. Microwave Brownies -  Making a whole batch of brownies takes way too much time. Good thing Betty Crocker came out with microwave brownies. Single serve chocolate goodness in about 2 minutes.


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5. Totino's -  The guilty pleasure of the frozen pizza world. Cost effective yet delicious for reasons we will never know. Whether you go the Party Pizza or the Pizza Roll route(personally, we like the pizza rolls on top of the pizza), these are must have for the freezer. Helpful hint - don't forget to take them out of the oven.



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jordandtu1
jordandtu1

candy-bacon, end of stpry. bacon dunked in syrup, and fried. its like super yummy!!!

mariehammers
mariehammers

count chocula, fruit loops and sliced bananas.. milk.  

mariehammers
mariehammers

cereal with bananas,,,, or banana sandwich in raisin bread

Kcmcnary
Kcmcnary

Its all about the hot dogs smothered in melted cheese!! Or some homemade leftover tacos with all the fixing!! I need to blaze up!

Brian
Brian

White Castle Cheeseburgers - 'nuff said.

Very reckless human being
Very reckless human being

If I got cancer like Patrick Swayze, deadly cancer that is gonna kill you fast, I swear to fucking god I would suck down burgers all fucking day and get stoned, fuck you all! No human contact compares to a party in my mouth.

Slicwilly
Slicwilly

what about Spicolli, Mr. Hand your a dick. PIZZA! All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buds, and I'm fine.

Silly
Silly

cranberry orange scones, kiwi's with horchata and rootbeer on the side, steak and mashed sweet potatoes with the marshmallows, chili dogs, oh those little pies like apple and cherry that you can pop in the nuker and then a scoop of french vanilla on the side, anything chocolate, hagendaaz & ben & jerry, tangerines, pizza, bbq ribs, and not just plain nachos, lets put some taco meat, refried beans, tomatoes, olives, jalapenos, avacado, chopped green onion, sour cream, salsa, and then lots of cheese, better yet put the cheese on in layers.

Greg
Greg

Dear lord I forgot about the freakin house burgers. Thanks Jake!

Casey Matter9
Casey Matter9

okay hummus is healthy food thats good when your trying to eat healthy, when your high, processed foods are the best. I would say to try a quesedilla with kraft cheese and sour cream and salsa. or frozen pizza.

Matthew
Matthew

No Cheba Hut on that list????? WEAK!!!!

Stugdum
Stugdum

You pretty much nailed it! Great list, especially the big can of nacho cheese to put on everything! Couple additions: ice cream, for sure, hot dogs, cuz they are SO fast in the microwave, & Michelina's, they're dirt cheap, there's tons of different varieties, & they're also super fast in the microwave. Spark another one!

Nicki Escudero
Nicki Escudero

That top picture is beautiful. Good job, Shannon!

smokeweed
smokeweed

zebra cakes and cereal, yes. the rest: not so much in our house. tamales, pitas w/ whatever you can fill em up with (+chili paste), gummy bears and mint chocolate chip ice cream sonnn

Slimysnottrocket
Slimysnottrocket

Lol I'll be legally high but not eating any of that I have diabetes.

Loosecannonsbluesband
Loosecannonsbluesband

I like humus (garbanzo bean, garlic, sesame seed butter, salt, cumin and lemon). Easy to make in a blender (less than 5 minutes to prepare) and HEALTHY - put it together with some pita bread and you got a great, filling snack!

Shannon
Shannon

You can't "stock up" on Cheba Hut. That would be so gross.

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