Fry Girl vs. The Apache Burger
Through the winding streets of the San Carlos community I came upon a school bus unloading its innocent cargo. I asked an awaiting mother, "Can you tell me where to find the Apache Burger?" ![]()
Her reaction told me she knew of the beast. "It's that way," she pointed, "but the restaurant might be closed." A helpful gesture? A warning? Or was this a town possessed? My hunger was getting the best of me.
Real or not. I was determined to find this elusive and mysterious burger beast, whose rumored size raised eyebrows. Find it I must. Fight it I would, knowing the sweet taste of victory or the sour taste of defeat would be waiting.
Follow along, my fast-food friends, in this week's column to see how the mystery ends.
































