Dairy Queen's Pumpkin Pie Blizzard Needs To Get Crustier. What? Am I Wrong?
Yeah, it's pumpkin-y good. We like 'em, right? So am I alone in making this one, teenie-weenie suggestion...
Add more crust pieces.
There's not enough. We're talking pumpkin pie here, DQ. There should be a crust piece in every bite and those worthless crumbs you're scattering in there don't count -- they could be hardened pieces of nutmeg or pumpkin bugs for all we know. Crust pieces: bigger and more of 'em. Anything less would be disproportionate and wrong.
Sure, Dairy Queen's Pumpkin Pie Blizzard is good now, but it could be great. Oh, and DQ: charging us extra for more crust pieces doesn't count. I saw that on your menu. Almost 60 friggin' cents more? Nice try.
Am I wrong? Have you had a Pumpkin Pie Blizzard and wanted it to be crustier or is it A-okay as-is?