New Heinz Ketchup Package Dip and Squeeze: Provisional Poet

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Dip and Squeeze (Heinz Ketchup)

Dip and squeeze, dip and squeeze,
Heinz's new package, is the bees knees.
Well it took forty years, but common sense is finally here,
with a dip and squeeze for you and me.

Dip and squeeze, dip and squeeze,
with three times the ketchup, the earth is pleased.
Consumers wanted more, but are higher prices in store,
when there's a dip and squeeze, for you and me, and her and him and we?

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