Joe Arpaio's Voice Pimps Phoenix Magazine at Your Local Fry's

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Joe promotes PHX Mag's suck-up piece at a Fry's grocery near you

If you require more evidence that Phoenix Magazine's July issue cover story on Sheriff Joe Arpaio -- penned by former New Times staff writer and current Phoenix Magazine associate editor Niki D'Andrea -- is a massive wad of journalistic fellatio, a trip to your local Fry's grocery store will convince you beyond a shadow of a doubt with a pro-Joe assault on your senses.

Not only is Joe's geriatric mug lined up next to issues of the National Enquirer and boxes of Five Hour Energy bottles at check-out stands, his distinctive pseudo-mob boss voice regularly invades your ears, in an audio ad pimping the issue in question.

The promo begins with a woman's voice informing listeners that the current issue of Phoenix Magazine features "the Elvis-busting, opium-seizing, Sinatra-singing, racially profiled Notorious J.O.E."

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The lady then tells you that Phoenix Magazine went "inside Tent City," and scored "an exclusive interview with Joe Arpaio."

An interview with Arpaio? Wow, I'll bet that was tough to get. And a walk-through of Tent City? That's a first.

The ad ends with Arpaio's voice.

"Make sure you pick up the Phoenix Magazine July issue, featuring this sheriff," he says.

Don't get me wrong, Joe loves all media, good, bad and indifferent. But he would not promote a story that did not promote him.


Guaranteed to cause nausea in the normal

So much for producing the "balanced" piece that asked Joe the "tough questions," as Phoenix Magazine's effete, terminally-bourgeois editrix Keridwen Cornelius promises in her intro to the issue.

As for D'Andrea, she seems to have removed from her Facebook page the chummy photo of herself and Joe lunching on the contents of Ladmo bags in Tent City, as well as the long strand of comments it produced.

If that's an inkling of shame at having written a glowing piece on this stinker, I commend her.

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17 comments
DNichols
DNichols

I bet Hitler would have loved to play his voice in Stores to brain wash people too?!

I am through with shopping at Fry's.

ConcernedCitizenAZ
ConcernedCitizenAZ topcommenter

Tent City at 120 degrees is cruel and inhumane in a civilized society. It's time to shut this Hell-hole down. Write about that Niki! 

richybarra64
richybarra64

I'm SO sick of hearing that fat bulbous RACIST talk about his Dog and Pony show .Will there ever be an end to this tyrant?

FuckArpaio
FuckArpaio

I was in Fry's a few days ago and heard that ol' fucking windbag, Joe Arpaio, puffing up his chest over the speakers and decide to shop at Safway going forward.  Fuck Joe Arpaio and Fuck Kroger for the noise pollution that ruined my shopping experience.

IdontRecall
IdontRecall

I was at a Walgreens not long ago, and I heard the JOKE'S MEDIA WHORE voice on the speaker system saying something related to this article, I think. FUCKING NICKLE BAG WHORE.

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

How could a NT scribe, even a former one, write such a glowing review about the Flaccid Failure despite knowing what he did to this paper and the taxpayers of Maricopa County?

I personally believe she was told by Arpaio himself to write a good review or she'd face what Lacey and Larkin faced.

Thank God I don't shop at Fry's.

eric.nelson745
eric.nelson745 topcommenter

Also available a Safeway. Albertsons? Bashas? I dunno.

arizonaeagletarian
arizonaeagletarian

I heard that clip a couple of days ago at my neighborhood Fry's. Almost became nauseous.

IdontRecall
IdontRecall

Probably he is getting free depends 4 the rest of his term, which is going 2 B a short one, BTW. ALWAYS A MEDIA WHORE.

Cozz
Cozz

So what I want to know is did Niki swallow too in this nothing more than a blowjob in print ?

valleynative
valleynative topcommenter

I actually heard that promo just a few minutes ago.  He didn't sound like he was completely sure who "this sheriff" was.   Maybe he should have read through the line once or twice before they recorded it.

Or maybe he was just disappointed that he didn't get to say his own name.


wtf...
wtf...

And I used to be a big fan of Niki D'Andrea's NT articles

getmeouttahere
getmeouttahere

@arizonaeagletarian Ditto. I've already cancelled my subscription to Phoenix Magazine thanks to Joe's ugly mug showing up in my mailbox this month--that rag has been going downhill for years and kissing Arpaio's ass was the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back--now I'm going to boycott Fry's for letting Joe pimp the mag over the PA. Disgraceful. Anyone else wonder if they would have gone ahead with that fluff-and-puff piece if the recall effort succeeded and Joe was about to get his ass booted out of office?

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

Cozz, I suspect JAF is also linked to this latest round of Arpaio bullshit. JAF is a delusional Arpaio cocksucker after all...And Niki swallowed....

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