Joe Arpaio's B-Day Wish? Your Money, Of Course

They look incredibly lifelike, dontcha think?

He's raped public coffers, cost taxpayers tens of millions to pay for the lawsuits resulting from his malfeasance, swiped $100 million from voter protected funds for his pet projects, and now he wants the county to fork over more millions to appeal a federal judge's finding that his office has engaged in rampant racial profiling against Latinos.

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Naturally, I'm talking about Maricopa County's own Sheriff Joe Arpaio, who turns 81 tomorrow, just as lawyers from both sides in Melendres v. Arpaio meet before U.S. District Court Judge G. Murray Snow to figure out how reform the MCSO and rid it of its prejudiced ways.

So what does the biggest bigot in law enforcement want for his b-day? A cake with a burning cross in the center? A new sheet? Some toothless sandbillies on motorcycles to serenade him with their rendition of "Sweet Home Alabama"?

Nah, he wants your money.

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Help Ava keep Joe out of the house: Give and give generously...

That's according to Joe's bride of 57 years, Ava, who claims they need the ducats, as the Grand Dragon of the Grand Canyon State will be running for re-election again in 2016.

That is, as long as his top flack Lisa Allen can prop him up in his chair and make him look lifelike for the TV cameras.


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Cozz
Cozz

What we all need to do is get together and send him 81 bags of dog shit.

car_del99
car_del99

On his 81st birthday I wish you..MAY YOU NOT HAVE ANY MORE...

robert_graham
robert_graham

Go ahead people, keep talking bad about Arpaio but you are wasting your time.  You're not going to oust him, no way!!!  I hope each and every one of you Arpaio haters keels over and dies.

robert_graham
robert_graham

By the way, this photo is Photoshopped!  Just wait until I come out with Lemons' picture photoshopped depicting him fucking a monkey and hanging from a tree with a nosse around his neck.

robert_graham
robert_graham

You mean the Dems don't keep asking for your money?  How about writing about it.  And if I recall, didn't Respect Arizona want your money to recall Joe?  You've got a lot of nerve blasting other people who ask for money you blundering idiot!

Francisco Cortez
Francisco Cortez

The only time I donate to anything with his name on it, is when it's a RECALL. This man is a joke!

car_del99
car_del99

If people sent him something for what he is worth.. he could start a manure farm

IdontRecall
IdontRecall

This is a perfect example of why this OLD FART needs to be put up to pasture, asking for money for His birthdate!!!, not only that but to make it more "atractive" there's the promise that He is going to run for another termn; when He is about to be taken out of beign in charge of Maricopa Circus Sheriff Office(MCSO). There U go gullible ones, sent UR $81.00 and don't forget to send some extra to fund His next termn. Also, there's the subliminal massage, that without the Joke, no one's ass is safe.

Come on, tell me, when the Joke has done His job, like serving the felony warrants, investigate the 400+ sexual assaults, arresting the rapists on these cases when there's enough evidence and even the molester was known.There's even written that He spends a lot of time "Media whoring" and endorsing candidates, when He suppose to be enforcing real Laws not pandering to the LOONIES and probably staging events to make Them "feel safe". The purpose?: keep the gullible ones coughing up that precious Money?. THIS IS SO PATHETIC.

JoeArpaioFan
JoeArpaioFan

Just no pride in the Arpaio family...Now he's got Ava whoring for money.

What a pig he is.

OATHKEEPER1958
OATHKEEPER1958

BY THE WAY NEW TIMES, THE GOOD SHERIFF RECENTLY RESCUED SOME DOGS THAT HAD BEEN ABANDONED IN THE DESERT.  NOW HE DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS BUT HE DID IT OUT OF THE KINDNESS OF HIS HEART.  WE WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WROTE UP A PEACE ABOUT THESE GOOD DEEDS THAT OUR SHERIFF CONTINUES TO DO.   THANK YOU.

OATHKEEPER1958
OATHKEEPER1958

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHERIFF!  GOT MANY A LONG YEARS LEFT AHEAD OF YA!  KEEP ON FIGHTIN' THE GOOD FIGHT!!  SOME OF THESE PEOPLE DON'T WANNA SEE YOU RE-ELECTED, BUT YOU GOT THE SUPPORT OF MOST OF THE GREAT STATE OF ARIZONA!!! 

JoeArpaioFan
JoeArpaioFan

@JoeArpaioFan  

This is your little brother, you know, the one you molested all the time when we were young. I see you still haven't gotten the mental help you need.

IdontRecall
IdontRecall

@JAFFYDUCK,...."hanging from a tree with a nosse around his neck." Do U mean NOSE, 'cause the only one that could do that is the RACIST 1, U know...that huge nose can be wrapped around his neck, no problem. LOL. LOO....LOOO..LOOOSSSEEEEERRR.

BTW, did U get the news...Judge Snow is going to place a MONITOR to put a leash on that fucking BEAST OF BURDEN.  HA...HA...HA...HA....LLLOOOOSSSSEEERRRRSSSS FAGS.

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967

@JoeArpaioFan 

JAF1 (the mentally unstable one)

Threatening Mr. Lemons? Captured, saved, and forwarded to my lawyer, the FBI and the DOJ.

IdontRecall
IdontRecall

@JAFFYDUCK, The topic here is OLD SAGGY BALLS, not the dems. bitch. All saggy balls does is whine about how everybody is out to get him, how He's supposedly beign descriminated because His age, in an attempt to agitate the old pampers wearers base, in order to get sympathy, making it eazier for Him to ask them for donations, which makes me wonder to where all those donations end up.

Now he has the nerve to involve Ava once again, to do his dirty deeds. making her an accomplish. What kind of man would involve His wife in begging 4 money. UNTHINKABLE.

robert_graham
robert_graham

@truthseekeraz How about if you talk about all the money illegal immigration has and is costing the taxpayers??????????????????

Cozz
Cozz

@Derrell Stanfield  

Retire or Expire ?

Dontbelieveit
Dontbelieveit topcommenter

@Derrell Stanfield Or EXPIRE which ever comes first!

66rock
66rock topcommenter

@JoeArpaioFan   She was also a party to that "fly to the moon" business they had going at one time.  I thought I read once that she and her brother were or are, involved in the vending business or some type of thing for the jail, not sure.  Above all else, she is his chief enabler.

OATHKEEPER1958
OATHKEEPER1958

@JoeArpaioFan IM REPORTING YOUR EMAIL TO THE AUTHORITIES FOR THREATS SO THEY CAN TRACK YOU DOWN BY INTERNET ADDRESS.  WE DONT NEED ANY MORE OF YALL WACKOS TRYIN' TO DO HARM TO OUR SHERIFF.

JoeArpaioFan
JoeArpaioFan

Nothing will ever change until the guards start getting killed just like they kill inmates.

JoeArpaioFan
JoeArpaioFan

YOU OBVIOUSLY MUST HAVE BEEN ONE OF THOSE DOGS

IdontRecall
IdontRecall

@HILLFOLKREDNECK. CONGRATS TOTHLESS ONE, THE CONVICTED RACIST ONLY RESCUES THOSE DOGS TO KEEP SUCKERS LIKE URSELF BUYING EVERY LITTLE "STUNT" THAT HIS HANDLERS PROBABLY STAGE. THAT POS DOESN'T HAVE A FUCKING HEART, NOR HE KNOWS WHAT KIDNESS MEANS. ALL THE OLD FOOL LIVE FOR IS FOR PEOLPE LIKE U TO FEED HIS MEGALOMANIAC URGES AND ASK FOR MONEY THAT PROBABLY ENDS UP IN HIS POCKETS. HAVE U SENT UR $81.00 YET?

HOPEFULY HE IS SENT HOME SOON, SO MARICOPA COUNTY GETS FREE FROM HIS CORRUPTION, TIRANY AND HIS TERRORISM LIKE TACTICS. SO FUCKING DESPICABLE.

Dontbelieveit
Dontbelieveit topcommenter

@HILLFOLKREDNECK You talk about the kindness of his heart .....Why didn't HE find some kindness in his heart for the 400 plus molestation cases he left unresolved or the rapes and pedophiles that seem to flourish here. Where's the kindness of his heart on those issues ....................I cant remember ?........If there were any! In so many ways he has proven himself unable to perform his duties as sheriff,. Every DOG has his day ......I'll accept that this is his day .......but not for long. AMF!

JaffyTheClown
JaffyTheClown

@car_del99

That couldn't be a picture of JoeArpaioFan, that would have to be a BIG black dick in his ass he would be hanging from.

IdontRecall
IdontRecall

@JAFFYDUCK, wereU molested by UR mojado daddy, jaffy? U R A NICKLE WHORE.

66rock
66rock topcommenter

@HILLFOLKREDNECK @JoeArpaioFan   Stop shouting!  Can you read the word, hope?  HOPE?  Good luck proving that what someone wants or wishes for is a direct threat of any kind.  Hell, I'm waiting every week for that nasty mother in law of mine to kick the bucket since I'm so sick of her nonsense for so many years now, just like  with Arapio. I'm not doing anything about it, just looking forward and that's my right.  Okay, time for the grade school shouts now, the "hope you die too" coming at me, ready Jaffy!!

IdontRecall
IdontRecall

@HILLFOLKREDNECK, I HOPE THAT POS CROACKS BY THE END OF THE WEEK AND TAKES U ALONG WITH JAFFY. NOTHING WILL BE MORE SATISFYING THAN YALL WACKOS GONE. THAT WAY YALL KOO KKKOOS AIN'T COMMING AROUND  FUSSIN'. CAN U REPORT ME TOO, TOOTHLESS ONE.

IF HE DOESN'T CROACK, AT LEAST LETS PUT HIM TO PASTURE UP OVER UR HILL ALONG WITH UR COWS AND GOATS. AMEN.

JoeArpaioFan
JoeArpaioFan

@HILLFOLKREDNECK

Fuck off REDNECK DUMBSHIT...Report away.

OATHKEEPER1958
OATHKEEPER1958

@IdontRecall WELL THE OL' LADY HAD WARNED ME ABOUT BEING MEAN ONLINE AFTER SHE HAD READ AN EMAIL I HAD POSTED AND WITH ALL THE GOVERNMENT READING OUR EMAILS AND PHONE TAPS.   OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE LET YOU HAVE IT!!!  SEEMS EVERYTIME I POST AN EMAIL ABOUT SOMETHIN' GOOD THE SHERIFF DID, ALL I SEE IS YOU AND THE OTHERS COME IN AND MAKE A FUSS.  AND I HAVEN'T SENT THE GOOD SHERIFF ANY MONEY AS OF YET BUT WHEN I DO ITS GOING TO BE $85 FOR ANOTHER 4 YEARS IN OFFICE OR HELL MAYBE EVEN RUN FOR GOVERNOR.  YEP BOHAMMA WOULD HATE THAT WOULDN'T HE?  

OATHKEEPER1958
OATHKEEPER1958

@phxmusicman64 @HILLFOLKREDNECK WELL THERES NO PROOF THAT ANY OF THAT EVER HAPPENED.  ALL THAT IS THE LIBERAL MEDIA TRYIN' TO BRING DOWN THE SHERIFF.  AND IF THERE ARE A FEW CASES THAT GOT SET TO THE SIDE ITS BECAUSE THERES TO MUCH WORK FOR ONLY A SMALL SHERIFFS OFFICE.  OF COURSE ALL THE BLAME GOES TO THE GOOD SHERIFF. 

IdontRecall
IdontRecall

@HILLFOLKREDNECK. SO THAT GOT YALL SCARED AND FUSSIN'. U R SO GULLIBLE REDNECK. HOW IN THE FUCK U THINK THAT MR. OBAMMA IS GOING TO SPEND ANY EFFORTS ON WIRE TAPING AN ARIZONA REDNECK OR A CLOWN SHURF.

 I THINK THERE'S NO NEED TO WIRE TAP THE CLOWN SHURF, SINCE IS WELL KNOWN WHAT HE STANDS FOR AND WHO HE REPESENTS.

ANOTHER 4 YEARS IN OFFICE? UNLIKELY. HE'LL BE LUCKY IF HE GOES 4 ANOTHER 2 MONTHS WITHOUT ANOTHER SIDEWALK GETTING ON HIS WAY TO MAKE HIM FALL/STROKE AGAIN. AMEN.

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967

@HILLFOLKREDNECK 

NO PROOF??????? HE ADMITTED MCSO botched the cases and offered a half-assed "apology" for his continuous fuck-ups.

LMAO Joe is NOT good. He is DETRIMENTAL.

Dontbelieveit
Dontbelieveit topcommenter

@HILLFOLKREDNECK @phxmusicman64 are so full of shit ,you wouldn't know PROOF if it slapped you in the face red neck dumb fuck is your New title and handle A few cases ....I'm so sure  small sheriffs dept  wow what have you been smoking .....GOAT SHIT?

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@HILLFOLKREDNECK you mean the proof like Joe coming out in a press conference that he called where he actually admitted to the blundered cases and then made a lame ass apology for it? try looking it up, the video is still available. try researching all the papers, its still in all the archives. try typing the whole thing into your search engine and follow the links, you should have numerous news sources that will even show you the whole press conference or press releases where he admits to it.................unless you are claiming they have a look a like doing it, 

IdontRecall
IdontRecall

@HILLFOLKREDNECK, AS I HAVE SAID BEFORE TOTHLESS ONE, U NEED TO STAY UP OVER UR HILL.."WELL THERE'S NO PROOF OF THAT EVER HAPPENED...."OR COULD IT BE THAT MAKES U FEEL BETTER BY IGNORING THE EXISTING PROOF?

"AND IF THERE ARE A FEW CASES THAT GOT SET ASIDE ITS BECAUSE THERE'S TO MUCH WORK FOR ONLY A SMALL SHERIFFS OFFICE" WTF R U SERIOUS. 400+ SEXUAL ASSAULT UNINVESTIGATED? R THOSE FEW CASES 4 U?JUST MAKING EXCUSES. THE POS DOESN'T DO SHIT BUT "MEDIA WHORING" IF THAT'S WHAT U CALL WORK. SMALL OFFICE?. ANOTHER EXCUSE. PLEASE STAY UP THERE, SINCE U SEEM SO IGNORANT.

BTW, HOPEFULY THAT DRAMA QUEEN(I've been descriminated) IS BROUGHT DOWN TO JUSTICE ALONG WITH ALL HIS HANDLERS AND FINALLY ALL THE NAIVE ONES SEE HIM FOR WHAT HE REALLY IS: A CORRUPT RACIST POS.

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