Top Ten Tom Horne Trucker Hat Slogans
Which is why Horne shouldn't be hiding beneath a baseball cap as he hooks up with Carmen Chenal for a nosh at Pita Jungle and a little lovin'.
Hell, no. This playa should be rockin' his own line of trucker hats, pimpin' vodka like P. Diddy, and datin' a Kardashian like Kanye West.
If the Kardashians have a grandma, that is.
In that vein, here are the top ten Tom Horne trucker hat slogans, sponsored by the Arizona Republican Party, Viagra, and Brut by Faberge. A portion of all sales will go to benefit the Tom Horne Home for Washed Up Chick Lawyers.
10) Eatin' falafel keeps my pimp hand strong.
9) Hey, I just like Pita Jungle. No, really.*
8) I don't brake for FBI agents.
7) Stick with me, shorty, I'll make you assistant AG.
6) Cubans smoke in bed.