Top Ten Tom Horne Trucker Hat Slogans

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So Arizona Attorney General Tom "Hit-and-Run" Horne's got a Cuban cougar on the taxpayer's payroll with whom he can enjoy a little afternoon delight, if he so desires.

He rocks a gold Jag, and allegedly breaks campaign finance laws with impunity (so far).

And even after a year of pickin' through his trash, the FBI ended up with bupkis.

In other words, Horne is a goofy, balding version of Dos Equis' "The Most Interesting Man in the World."

He's got it goin' on, G. Sure, he'll never be governor, just like Larry Flynt will never be president. But for the next couple of years, at least, he can party like a rock star, all while being financed by you dumb schmucks.


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Jewelinthedesert
Jewelinthedesert

Tom Horne threw AZ's Adult Education under the bus and now he's been hit by one.  I say that's sweet justice.  I have it on good authority that many down at the ADE have something to smile about.  Arizona justice....it sure takes a long time to come but when it finally does it sure is sweet.

gerry_c
gerry_c

Horne beat Thomas by just a little bit in the primary. Horne has clearly demonstrated why they were neck to neck in that race.

mikefrombisbee
mikefrombisbee

What is the one word Tom Horne doesn't want Carmen Chenal to say while they're taking their three hour lunch?

"Mas! Mas! MAS!!!!

eric.nelson745
eric.nelson745 topcommenter

Wear protection, Tommy. You don't know where that thing's been.

chadsnow
chadsnow

"Hit it" - then hit and run. 

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