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-Arizona AG Tom Horne's Sex Scandal Scuttles Gubernatorial Bid

So Arizona Attorney General Tom "Hit-and-Run" Horne's got a Cuban cougar on the taxpayer's payroll with whom he can enjoy a little afternoon delight, if he so desires.

He rocks a gold Jag, and allegedly breaks campaign finance laws with impunity (so far).

And even after a year of pickin' through his trash, the FBI ended up with bupkis.

In other words, Horne is a goofy, balding version of Dos Equis' "The Most Interesting Man in the World."

He's got it goin' on, G. Sure, he'll never be governor, just like Larry Flynt will never be president. But for the next couple of years, at least, he can party like a rock star, all while being financed by you dumb schmucks.

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Tom Horne threw AZ's Adult Education under the bus and now he's been hit by one.  I say that's sweet justice.  I have it on good authority that many down at the ADE have something to smile about.  Arizona sure takes a long time to come but when it finally does it sure is sweet.


Horne beat Thomas by just a little bit in the primary. Horne has clearly demonstrated why they were neck to neck in that race.


What is the one word Tom Horne doesn't want Carmen Chenal to say while they're taking their three hour lunch?

"Mas! Mas! MAS!!!!

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Wear protection, Tommy. You don't know where that thing's been.


"Hit it" - then hit and run. 

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