Jan Brewer Times Three? Ten Reasons Jan Should Run for an Unconstitutional Third Term

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Well, you are what you eat...

Jan Brewer cannot run for governor again. There is no wiggle room in the Arizona Constitution. And if she tries, she is guaranteed to kiss the canvas with her plastic-surgery-gone-wrong gob, slapped down by the Arizona Supreme Court.

See also:
-Jan Brewer's Sniveling New Memoir Laughably Paints Her as a Tough-as-Nails Governor

This bitter old hag's time in the spotlight is over. She is little more than a self-serving party hack who lucked her way onto the 9th Floor when Governor Janet Napolitano abandoned Sand Land for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security.

How did GED Jan get elected on her own? She signed Senate Bill 1070 and rode a wave of anti-Mexican bigotry and hysteria into office.

It's a burro she continues to flog with cheap, racist stunts like denying driver's licenses to DREAM Act-eligible kids who benefit from President Obama's Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals.

Which further seals the fate of our scotch-lovin' chief exec in the eyes of history.


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danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

please dont forget, this is the woman who defended the ability to purchase guns without a background check, allows for the carrying of guns in bars and places that serve alcohol, and pushed through a bill allowing for the re-instatement of gun rights to people with histories of mental illness, and then she says we need to provide better mental health care to prevent this? is that before or after we allow them to get their gun rights back Jan, or is it before or after they can go buy a gun with out being background checked? and once they do get their gun and then go to the bar....how does that prevent the possibility of this occurring again?

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

i guess in a way she technically didnt serve as a governor for 2 terms, she served as a drunk joke for 2 terms, or as a embarrassment for 2 terms, so we might have to look that up again

bobunf
bobunf

LET THE DREAMERS DRIVE 

LEGAL IS LEGAL 

and

JAN IS MEAN 

DPSnAZ
DPSnAZ

@JoeArpaioFan  Do you occasionally feel a numbness in that cavity between your ears, JAF ? Well, be advised, you might be suffering from "synapses malfunction" , a rather common condition found predominantly in people who routinely engage in intellectual incest. The condition can be treated, but the continuous engaging in intellectual incest is a definite spoiler. So, beware!!

JuliaLeo4
JuliaLeo4

@phoenixnewtimes BTW, if Carmona does not run for Gov. I have volunteered.

JuliaLeo4
JuliaLeo4

@phoenixnewtimes I think Brewer is dreadful, but she is entitled to run again as her first "term" was stepping in when Napolitano left.

comrade
comrade

She's probably going to sting herself while drunk.

leonardclark
leonardclark

Right on Mr. Lemons ! The Arizona State Supreme Court will not put up with this wanna be fascist and lunatic antics.Leonard Clark

verafromsedona
verafromsedona

YIKES! I dislike the witch but that was cruel – true but cruel

comrade
comrade

As I said before: Jan Brewsky is uglier than a fight with knives in the middle of the night, in a dark alley while drunk and blindfolded.

She does not take a look in the mirror because she scares herself.

robert_graham
robert_graham

There's nothing unconstitutional about Jan running for her 2 and a half term.

onefingersalute
onefingersalute

WELL,..............at least her guy won the Presidential race.

seekingjustice2
seekingjustice2

Wow, you are my hero, I could not have said it any better.  I wonder if she keeps the young portrait of her in the closet, because she is no Dick Clark?

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

actually, coughlins head on top of the scorpion would have been more fitting lol

Dontbelieveit
Dontbelieveit topcommenter

That picture is SOOOOOOOOOOO her!

allanbartlett
allanbartlett

@DPSnAZ @JoeArpaioFan his mom feels numbness between her legs. When the NBA all star team is in town.

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@JuliaLeo4  actually the state constitution is pretty clear on that point. it says any part of a term is considered "A Term". so when she finished out Napolitano's....it was still considered a full term

StephanCook1
StephanCook1

@JuliaLeo4 @phoenixnewtimes Actually under the state law any part of a term served is a term. She's done thank goodness.

pszymeczek
pszymeczek

@JoeArpaioFan What part of “No member of the executive department after serving the maximum number of terms, which shall include any part of a term served, may serve inthe same office until out of office for no less than one full term.” do you not understand?

allanbartlett
allanbartlett

@JoeArpaioFan impeach your mamas vagina. It might smell better.

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