Jan Brewer Times Three? Ten Reasons Jan Should Run for an Unconstitutional Third Term
Well, you are what you eat...
Jan Brewer cannot run for governor again. There is no wiggle room in the Arizona Constitution. And if she tries, she is guaranteed to kiss the canvas with her plastic-surgery-gone-wrong gob, slapped down by the Arizona Supreme Court.
This bitter old hag's time in the spotlight is over. She is little more than a self-serving party hack who lucked her way onto the 9th Floor when Governor Janet Napolitano abandoned Sand Land for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security.
How did GED Jan get elected on her own? She signed Senate Bill 1070 and rode a wave of anti-Mexican bigotry and hysteria into office.
It's a burro she continues to flog with cheap, racist stunts like denying driver's licenses to DREAM Act-eligible kids who benefit from President Obama's Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals.
Which further seals the fate of our scotch-lovin' chief exec in the eyes of history.