Joe Arpaio's Top Ten Reasons for Wanting to Be a Neo-Confederate
Looks like he's wearin' Confederate gray to me...
Top Ten Reasons Joe Arpaio May Want to Join the Neo-Confederacy...
10) The uniform matches his nose hair.
9) Now he can do more than arrest Latinos, he can own a few.
8) The Stars and Bars is way cooler than a swastika.
7) His family's originally from southern Italy. Capisce?
6) Most of his supporters in Sun City fought in the Civil War.
5) Teabaggers, Confederates, nativists, what's the diff?
4) Calling Tent City a plantation instead of a "concentration camp" sounds so much nicer.
3) Redneck shitkickers are his kinda people, no matter what they wear.
2) He's already got the white sheet, so why not go for broke?
And the number one reason Joe's joinin' the Confederacy...
1) Because Abe Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation gives 21st Century Republicans a really bad rep with racists.