Joe Arpaio's Top Ten Reasons for Wanting to Be a Neo-Confederate

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Looks like he's wearin' Confederate gray to me...

Top Ten Reasons Joe Arpaio May Want to Join the Neo-Confederacy...

10) The uniform matches his nose hair.


9) Now he can do more than arrest Latinos, he can own a few.


8) The Stars and Bars is way cooler than a swastika.


7) His family's originally from southern Italy. Capisce?


6) Most of his supporters in Sun City fought in the Civil War.


5) Teabaggers, Confederates, nativists, what's the diff?


4) Calling Tent City a plantation instead of a "concentration camp" sounds so much nicer.


3) Redneck shitkickers are his kinda people, no matter what they wear.


2) He's already got the white sheet, so why not go for broke?


And the number one reason Joe's joinin' the Confederacy...


1) Because Abe Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation gives 21st Century Republicans a really bad rep with racists.

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DNichols
DNichols

Arpaio is a Racist.

He has been photographed with a Neo-Nazi nearly licking his ear, as Arpaio sat window down in the back seat of a blacked out Chrysler 300 at an Immigration March.

Arpaio lied, and claimed he did not know the Nazi.

Perhaps Arpaio just had his driver pull over to the Nazi so Joe could ask him if he had any Gray Poupon Mustard?

QstionEvythng
QstionEvythng

And the number one reason Joe's joinin' the Confederacy...

1) Because it cynically plays to and manipulates the innate prejudices,bigotry and xenophobia of his poltical base.

ConcernedCitizenAZ
ConcernedCitizenAZ topcommenter

< And the number one reason Joe's joinin' the Confederacy...

1) Because Abe Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation gives 21st Century Republicans a really bad rep with racists.>

Mr. Lemons, Your top 10 hit it out of the ballpark!  


comrade
comrade

JAFFY, you need to find another asshole to stick your head in by march of 2013, the DOJ finally is going ahead to go after the corrupt old fart, I can hear the shreders beign switched on

HermanBernstein
HermanBernstein

Hopefully "JoeArpaioFan" will find a JOB in 2013............................LOL

dangelo.diane
dangelo.diane

Ah good old New Times - bashing Arpaio on the one hand and poking fun at mug shots of mentally ill MCSO inmates on the other. Nice.

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

you forgot, being called a neo-confederate is better than what he usually gets called

robert_graham
robert_graham

Another Yellow Journalism article written by none other than Stephen Lemons. I sure hope for his own sake that he lives in the 818 area code and not in Phoenix because I'm sure there's a BOLO out for him in Arizona.

robert_graham
robert_graham

@comrade What's corrupt about enforcing the law? In 2013 there will be many more immigration raids which are no different than police saturating black neighboorhoods looking for drugs. 

ConcernedCitizenAZ
ConcernedCitizenAZ topcommenter

@dangelo.diane Time to scrap the mug shots unless the elected officials who are under investigation, in court or jail are shown as well.

PissOnArpaio
PissOnArpaio

@JoeArpaioFan  

I see they posted a picture of your lover Babeu in his normal attire.I bet it gets you all excited and you can hardly wait to suck his dick again.

DNichols
DNichols

Joe Arpaio Fan, Law Enforcement should not base the Enforcement of Law on any skin color.

Wouldn't it be nice if we were all color blind, instead of Bigots?!

Warrior-X
Warrior-X

@JoeArpaioFan  Do you know why you embrace "corruption"? Because you're from fucking MEXICO, you asswipe. Had you been born in this good ol' USA, you would understood the difference between corruption and accountability. But in Mexico where you're from? "The rule of law" is non-existence.

Cozz
Cozz

@truthseekeraz

Thats never going to happen since they can do no wrong in Arizona, even as corrupt as they are..

dangelo.diane
dangelo.diane

@truthseekeraz @dangelo.diane I wonder if New Times found Marty Atencio's mug shot amusing or if he was murdered at the jail before they had a chance to publish it in their weekly MCSO mug shot yuck fest.

allanbartlett
allanbartlett

@truthseekeraz @JoeArpaioFan jaf is only sick because he sucks dick after its been in his man lover's asshole.

dangelo.diane
dangelo.diane

@MotherJones @dangelo.diane You can twist my words all you'd like, but it doesn't change the fact that PNT is attacking Arpaio on the one hand and buying into his abuse of inmates on the other.

MotherJones
MotherJones

@dangelo.diane And by reading this publication and posting comments to its articles, you are enabling the enabler. Which means you're enabling Joe. Hope you're proud of yourself. It's because of enabler-enablers like you that Joe gets re-elected, over and over again.

dangelo.diane
dangelo.diane

@MotherJones @dangelo.diane @truthseekeraz Yes, Stephen does fine reporting. There's no reason for it to be undermined in the same paper by enabling Arpaio's PR machine and denigrating both the mentally ill and people who haven't been convicted of a single thing.

MotherJones
MotherJones

@dangelo.diane @truthseekeraz Lemons did some of the best reporting on the Atencio death. You wanna damn everything PNT does because of one thing you don't like? Talk about poisoning the well. 

MotherJones
MotherJones

@dangelo.diane @MotherJones So now PNT is responsible for Arpaio's re-election. Sure, that makes a lot of sense. That must be why Arpaio arrested PNT's owners. It's his way of saying thanks.

dangelo.diane
dangelo.diane

@MotherJones @dangelo.diane Yes, do bring on the personal attacks. Not surprising. Publishing the photos is a symptom of the illness in our culture that allows people like Arpaio to get re-elected over and over and over. NT is enabling this culture of cruelty.

MotherJones
MotherJones

@dangelo.diane @MotherJones So Lemons is guilty because someone else does a blog post in another blog that you dislike? 

The mugshots? If you don't like them, don't look at them. I never do. You must get off on it. 

Cozz
Cozz

@dangelo.diane @MotherJones  

At least the New Times isn't killing them like the MCSO Goons do.

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