Joe Arpaio, Suck It Up: Top Ten Reasons to Vote for Paul Penzone
07) The MCSO will finally start chasin' crooks instead of (undocumented) cooks.
06) Child molesters, rapists and murderers will learn to fear a sheriff's badge.
05) The bleeding will stop: In the jails and from the county's coffers.
04) Citizens for a Better Arizona President Randy Parraz can finally eat those damn
chickens.
03) It'll be one less reason to be ashamed of where you live.
02) Joe-flunkies, Lisa Allen, Paul Chagolla, Jack MacIntyre, Brian Sands and Your Product Sucks (MCSO's official online troll), will all get pink slips.
And the number one reason to vote for Paul Penzone for sheriff...
The Wells Fargo Building's 19th Floor will no longer reek of Aqua Velva and old-man funk.
































