Spawn Creator Todd McFarlane's New Joe Arpaio-Squashin' Superhero: Paul Penzone

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Todd McFarlane
Now if McFarlane could just do one of Penzone kickin' a certain fatboy sheriff in the keister...

When I heard Spawn creator Todd McFarlane was doing some art for sheriff's candidate Paul Penzone to raffle off as a fundraiser, I didn't realize he was working on a piece featuring Penzone as a Captain America-esque superhero.

But, hey, it works. Penzone may not be quite this ripped, but unlike roly-poly octogenarian Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Penzone actually looks like he could slap the cuffs on a bad guy.

Arpaio's such a wuss, he goes everywhere with a crew of bodyguards. And I mean, everywhere. Wouldn't surprise me if they follow him to the can.

Sign up for the Penzone/McFarlane fundraiser and purchase a print of Penzone as Super Sheriff.

I can envision Joe as The Penguin a la Danny DeVito. Though, he squawks more like Burgess Meredith's old school version of the villain.


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Flyer9753
Flyer9753 topcommenter

Cool - I think they should do a fat penguin one for Joe though

 

Use it at all the debate he refuses to attend. The doll would probably do better than the real thing

Yourproductsucks
Yourproductsucks

Fat people can't make fun of other fat people for being fat. Ugly people can't make fun of other ugly people for being ugly. Stephen should be the last person in the world to do either.

Fredmike
Fredmike

In the comics, his superhero crimefighting motto could be "Do the crime and your fudge gets packed!".

Fredmike
Fredmike

I would not want to drop the soap in the showers while the super hero version Pezones is around.

IndependentVoter
IndependentVoter

LOL at Lemons the fanboy gawking over the cartoon version of Republican-turned-Democrat Paul Penzone.

fairymagic13
fairymagic13

Let no one mention Mr. Penzone's opponent's name again.  Let him fell into the dustbin of history SILENT and undisturbed.  Like the name "Beetlejuice" - say it enough times and he will reappear!  NEVER Mention your opponent by name - it's just free publicity.  Always say "Mr. Penzone's opponent" from now on.  He has been defeated already.  Mr. Penzone's opponent is neutered by the Supreme Court.  If we don't stop mentioning Mr. Penzone's opponent by name we continue to beat a dead horse.  Please New Times, stop mentioning the name of Mr. Penzone's opponent.

dennis20
dennis20 topcommenter

 @Yourproductsucks cowards  afraid to show their true identity have no room to talk about anyone else's looks. YPsucks a coward. 

dennis20
dennis20 topcommenter

 @IndependentVoter  Nice spin but not true.. The fact is Penzone was an independent for 9 years before he became a democrat.  He was NEVER active in any politics or election. Republican Stauffer was LD7 Sec and his manager was LD7 chair and fully supported tea party politics and Sheriff Joe Arpaio as the LD 7 GOP platform does to this day..  Stauffer only switched to run for sheriff to help Arpaio.  Dirty deeds are easy to hide if you  rewrite history.  

WhoKnows
WhoKnows

 @IndependentVoter Arpaio was a life long dem until he ran for MC Sheriff.  Incluing when Arpaio was selling tickets on a non-existent space ship and running for Phx City Council!

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

 i actually remember Mojo. you nailed it with that one. a big fat evil thing that was completely insane. it was so corrupt that anything it touched would rot away from the inside (like he is doing to this county)  in its earliest appearances it  thought it was on a television show and was doing what it did to try to entertain it audience (like joe with the tea baggers). that is probably the best comparision  I've heard yet

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