Joe Arpaio's Pink Underwear Torn to Shreds in Hilarious New Video from CPLE

CPLE scores with this animated skewering of Sheriff Joe

Citizens for Professional Law Enforcement, the bi-partisan group headed by Democratic Arizona state Representative Ruben Gallego and Republican operative Carlos Sierra, have just released the hilarious, blistering animated video above, which takes Sheriff Joe Arpaio to task for his unnatural obsession with what his prisoners wear under their striped pajamas.

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The video is the work of Brian Nissen, a local maestro of political comedy, known for his gut-busting spoofs of recalled, ex-state Senate President Russell Pearce's campaign shenanigans, featuring the characters Dwain Polk and his twin brother Dwite, both played by Nissen.

Gallego tells me the group is currently hustling to raise enough money to run this gem on local cable, with fundraisers in the works for Texas, Arizona, Colorado and California.

"We'd like to do TV ads and mailers," he told me. "But we'll use the methods best to skin the cat."

Those interested in helping the cause can donate at the group's Web site, citizensforprofessionallawenforcement.org.


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lunix
lunix

Animated cartoon political ads?  What demographic finds those opinion-changing?  I thought the problem was uninformed voters (who I thought would enjoy cartoon political ads).  Funny I look at NT's website and see that idea (which I thought was novel) proffered in an attempt to sway voters who would supposedly vote Arpaio out of office because of being better informed.  Sure, the ad recounts instances of Joe Arpaio's malfeasance, but does it do that convincingly?  This is a joke, right?  Leave it at that.

JoeArpaioFan
JoeArpaioFan topcommenter

What would the CPLE rather the inmates wear, suits and ties?  If the inmates don't want to wear pink underwear don't get arrested and if you don't want to get burned don't play with matches.

truthseekeraz
truthseekeraz topcommenter

Lawless America  - Judicial Corruption and Government Corruption Exposed

 

Get involved -- Nationwide tour, arriving in Arizona next week. Sat. Oct. 5th 12:00 at the Arizona State Capitol

 

http://www.lawlessamerica.com/

flyingordiving
flyingordiving

 @truthseekeraz America is only lawless for the privileged elitist, the rule of law has lost meaning as the select few are now above the law.

truthseekeraz
truthseekeraz topcommenter

 @flyingordiving Well said. We are living it. People need to take action and vote these law breakers out of office!  This election matters if you care about your future.

 

Had enough of the powerbrokers who are destroying Arizona, its people and its future.

 

We support and will VOTE FOR PAUL PENZONE for Maricopa County Sheriff 2012!  

truthseekeraz
truthseekeraz topcommenter

These videos are shocking and disgusting. To think Arizona continues to tolerate this is unbelievable. Arpaio belongs in prison along with his enablers of cruelty and inhumanity to men, women and children.

 

Arizona its time to clean up the destruction you have caused the people. Vote these abusers and real criminals out of office. NOW!!  The legislators / lawmakers are to blame as well.

JoeArpaioFan
JoeArpaioFan topcommenter

 @truthseekeraz What is disgusting is people like you that think illegals and criminals should be able to roam free without any accountability whatsoever.  It is despicable that you frown on law enforcement enforcing our laws.  You are going to be in for a rude awakening shortly.

fratdawgg23
fratdawgg23

Hey, Sheriff Joe, alpha mike foxtrot.

Flyer9753
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ROFL!!! Great Vid!

Guliblevoter
Guliblevoter like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

How much more expensive are the pink custom made handcuffs?

This garbage has wasted Millions of Tax Dollars!

I am sick of Arpaio's re-election Gimmicks!

 

And Why is this Gas Bags Personal name on M.C.S.O. Vehicles?

 

Arizona needs a "Real Sheriff" in Maricopa County not a Racist Clown with gimmicks, pink panties, green bologna, ect.

 

It would be so nice to have a Sheriff that actually does his Job, not pet projects, while ignoring even Child Rapes?

 

Go Penzone!

danzigsdaddy
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this just proves all joe cares about is color. "i can win on pink underwear alone" is not the response of someone who is concerned about issues like rape, murder or a multitude of other crimes. if joe is more concerned with inmate fashions than he is about crime issues he should go on "project runway" instead of trying to run a police agency, i know I'd feel safer.

danzigsdaddy
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this commercial is unfair, joe doesnt take the pink underwear platform on everything. they forget the "i dont recall that", "i have the flu" and the"those are not my words" responses

Tommy_Collins
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Interesting spin on the famous quote from the infamous MCSO shurf, "I can be elected on pink underwear, I don't need to show the ability to form cogent sentences based on logic, knowledge of constitutional law, ethics, or honesty. I have all the blue hairs out there who want me for my ability magically make all those illegals disappear so crime will go away".

 

disclaimer: On the first seven words of the quote might have come from the MCSO shurf's mouth. The rest of the wording is far too advanced to have come from him. But, the message is there, all the same.

 

Nice video work...

 

 

Sussuro_Perforado
Sussuro_Perforado like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 5 Like

That video is hilarious!  The gimmicks are wearing thin, Joe.  People can't be diverted away from your scandals with shiny pink underwear anymore.

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