Russell Pearce's Unsolved Mullet Mysteries: The Sham Endorsement

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Brian Nissen is a comedy genius. During the recall last year, his Citrus Valley Playhouse did some hi-larious sketch comedy bits based on the shenanigans being pulled by the followers of disgraced former state Senate President Russell Pearce.

This election season, Nissen's running characters, Dwain Polk and his twin brother Dwite, are caught up in yet another Pearce-related sham-wow controversy, this one over the so-called "Arizona Teacher's [sic] Association," which has (ahem) "endorsed" Pearce for state Senate in Legislative District 25.

Seems Dwite becomes the sole member of the A.T.A because he teaches shop at Apache Junction High. Such is the first in what Dwain refers to as his "Unsolved Mullet Mysteries." Heh.

Excellent work, Brian. And keep 'em comin'. How about a Scooby Doo-type Mullet Mystery on how Pearce gets dead people to endorse him? Might as well get your licks in. We may not have Pearce to kick around as much after August 28.

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This guy needs to start a comedy video production company.   We need an Arizona "comedy central"  since the vast material contributed by our short-sighted, part-time, low hanging fruit grabbing, egocentric, irrational, ethical bankrupt legistlators could use a light to shine into the deep recess they inhabit.


I got a robo call for Rusty last night from the Shurf. Joe sounded like he was drunk when he recorded it.


BTW, I saw one of the "Eduction" signs still up in Mesa.


Damn, but he is one dumbass cracker redneck.


Hey Russ, Tuesday is gonna be a bitch....


Careful, them guys are exact body doubles for Babeu's sidekicks Mike presnell (or Prescott or whoever) and Ryan Studrick, the two desert hooligans. They're close to Babeu, if you know what I mean.


Just like Presnell and Studrick are knockoffs of the real things (they have a bogus group with a hijacked name from a real group) watch for some mullet-copying lookalikes to do a similar YouTube video celebrating Babeu's inner circle. Maybe these guys can be hired.; close resemblance.

david_saint01 topcommenter

lol not only does he pull election stunt after stunt, HE SUCKS AT IT! 

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