Russell Pearce's Softer, Gentler Side, via the Video Stylings of Constantin Querard

Soft and cuddly this Mesa muttonhead will never be

I sure hope recalled ex-state Senate President Russell Pearce doesn't bow out of the GOP state Senate primary in Legislative District 25, as some have been speculatin' in the blogosphere.

Why? Well, because that would rob me of the immense pleasure of watching the 12-point loser get crushed yet again by a newbie Republican politician, in this case deep-pockets SkyMall-founder Bob Worsley

Also, it would leave me with one less deserving target of my invective. Pearce, disbarred former County Attorney Andrew Thomas, J.T. Ready, they're all falling by the wayside, all of the far right loonies. Well, not all, but some of the most heinous of the lot, that's for sure.

If Pearce stays in the game, that allows me a couple more months of material while I seek out new villains to torment. Material like the lame video above of a kinder, gentler Pearce, no doubt created by Pearce's creepy snake-in-the-grass consultant, the ever-slithery Constantin Querard. 

This thing is freaking hi-larious. The soft lighting. The living room setting. The attempt to make Pearce seem like a human being instead of an aggro bully-bigot who's one step away from donning a sheet and reenacting the Klan scene from O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Well, I hate to break it to you, Russ, but no matter how gentle you try to seem, no matter how many babies you hold for the camera (like the one at the end), and no matter how much you lie and claim that you're for improving education, you'll always be what you are: an ogre with a record of doing everything in your power to hurt this state's kids.

The last year you were in the Legislature, Pearce backed a budget that slashed $148 million from K-12 education. According to Education Week, Arizona currently ranks 44 overall out of the 50 states and the District of Columbia. Pearce has done nothing to help lift that ranking.


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jenna
jenna

If he is so much for education why hasn't participated in a program to learn how to e·nun·ci·ate?  And what kind of parental TEACHING produces a son who kicks and beats infants? This man is a fraud and a creep and has been caught committing crimes.

Church Lady
Church Lady

Pearce go away!  Arizona is so tired of you. 

Coz
Coz

After watching the video, all I can say is WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT...
Unbelievable....amazing thing is, these racist pig actually believes the shit he's saying.

Truth to Power
Truth to Power

The little "halo" effect as they fade of Russell is pretty funny. But, I guess that's what happens when you're trying to support your "savior."

Coz
Coz

You can tell when Pearce is lying, hi lips are moving.

Tommy Collins
Tommy Collins

Fiction. Purely and simply fiction.

Mister Pearce doesn't strike me as having the ability to care for anyone else, ever. 

LD19 Resident
LD19 Resident

Is this the same disgraced narcissist who got his ass kicked by a political newcomer in 2011?

Pearce needs to fuck off. He is an evil, disgraced, corrupt narcissist whose mental sickness, corruption and narcissism is on display for the whole world to see.

Pearce will NEVER win election again. All his good buddies are falling like dominoes. The MCSO shurf is facing criminal indictments. Candy Andy and the Misacreants were disbarred and suspended. Tom Horne is under federal investigation for Hatch Act violations. The same is said for the Bald Bunion of Pinal County, though right now the Bald Bunion is like Pearce: unemployed.

Chimeneh
Chimeneh

Is it just me, or does he sound totally drunk?  He slurs his words, among other things...

85014
85014

It would be wonderful if the independents and party moderates elected officials who have a modicum of sense who desired the best for the people of Arizona. However, given the frothing attack dog mentality of the Teajadists and the level of voter apathy, I sense it will be business as usual. This is what happens when one party has a super majority - it becomes corrupted by ideology and forgets its mission is to serve all of the citizens, not just the ones they like the most.

PEARCE 2012
PEARCE 2012

I heard the original video was better but they forgot to remove a stack of Olivia Cortez signs from the background so they had to reshoot. 

Car_del99
Car_del99

I can almost hear the toilet flushing ,  with russell in the bowl...

Car_del99
Car_del99

Why is he running ? He misses all those bribes that goes with the office

Wanumba
Wanumba

What a fuckstick.

Russell, just move the hell out of AZ.  Go build the JT Ready museum.

Coz
Coz

No, not drunk, just a mouth full of shit as usual.

Mrh0202201091
Mrh0202201091

right..arizona needs better examples of higher ups..ones that say it s never okay to hate never okay to take a life no matter who it is..period.

Guest
Guest

 I think we can take it, YPS, go ahead, BREAK it to us... Oh do dazzle us with your insight once more.

Wasillawitch
Wasillawitch

Totally awesome video.  Thank you Crow for posting the link.  Kudos to Stephen Lemons and Dennis Gilman.

I hope someone picks this video up and runs in on TV during the campaign so folks can see the truth for themselves.

Pearce's sugar coated pill still tastes like what it is, bullshit.

Guest
Guest

 Crow, that video is great. Thanks

Wanumba
Wanumba

 More like its full of JT Ready.....

Yourproductsucks
Yourproductsucks

As opposed to, "I hate to brake it to you, Russ, but no matter how soft you attempt..."

Crow
Crow

propr to feathered basterd and gilboy. 

Miss_Priss
Miss_Priss

"
Yourproductsucks" should be, "Your product sucks."

Or, "Your product sucks sucks donkey."

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