Michelle Ugenti's Masturbation Comment and Her Foot-in-Mouth Disease

By Stephen Lemons Sat., Mar. 3 2012 at 2:22 PM

Too bad we can't make this proposal retroactive, so that Arizona State University grad Ugenti could pay back out-of-pocket fees for her time in school. That's assuming mommy and daddy didn't pick up her tab.

Moreover, if Ugenti is really opposed to the free ride, she should return all of the dough Clean Elections doled out to her for her 2010 run.

Oh, and let's eliminate any mortgage deduction she takes on her home. Ditto the income-tax deductions for her kids. I mean, if she can't pay for the rugrats, don't have them, right?

Ugenti's lowbrow approach to politics was also on display as she chaired a recent session of the House Government Committee, which had just given a do-pass recommendation to a bill that would gut the authority of the Arizona Corporation Commission, and force it to get Legislative approval for certain decisions.

As the Legislative cameras rolled, Ugenti bantered with male colleagues about how long the hearing might go on and whether there would be a break for dinner.

One of them informed Ugenti: "Michelle, I have a hot date tonight."

"No you don't, stop it," she shot back. "Your right hand doesn't count."

Makes you wanna party with that trash-talkin' GOP babe, eh? She's like the cool chick at college who likes to hang with the guys, doing shots and trading dirty jokes.

Assuming you can afford the $2K bar to get into college, that is. Otherwise, don't even bother tryin' to rub shoulders with this gal at the frat kegger.

Tags:

Arizona Republican Party, Constantin Querard, Michelle Ugenti, Tea Party

Dennis Gilman

Just because some people have gamed the Clean Elections laws doesn't make the program a "form of welfare" for politicans.
What Lemons fails to mention is the alternative: The Citizens United approach where Corporate interests decide who holds office. As pathetic as Ugenti is-she was elected by the voters and any honest challenger had the same oppurtunity. Blaming this on Clean Elections is like claiming women drivers are bad because some cause accidents. It's not reality although there is always evidence to support the claim. It's similer to wanting to kill food assistance because someone, somewhere traded foodstamps for crack.

Unless you beleive the Koch brothers are better at picking our leaders then the people-we are better off with Clean Elections then without.

Fdr

Dennis I believe the point of Stephen's article was to remind Mrs Ugenti of the path that led to her election was paved by hand out's from the state, which she eagerly accepted only now she is harassing college students to ante up 2k per year for tuition!

Seems a little odd that the Tea Party Princess is fine with the government spending extra money when it benefits her, yet she is hammering college students for an extra coin when they are typically broke!

Gerry_C

Good point Dennis. How could clean elections be made better?

Eddie Hassel

Dont vote at all is a good idea. you cant trust any human.

Rick

Eddie
Every dishonest politician hopes that you and other people dont vote. The only reason why they remain in office is because too many people refuse to vote. Only when people realize that when enough good people vote the crooks out of office will we ever see a better quality of people in office. It was VOTERS who recalled Pearce from office, not the people who complain about the problem but never vote.
Dishonest politicians fear an angry voter than they fear a whiner who refuses to vote. Which one do you want to be?

Zitiandsauce

These yuppie morons dont get that yet and they never will so they keep voting in more idiots. then they bitch about him or her then it all starts over again with a new politician that promises to save the day like the last guy promised. it never ends. its the endless circle of sin and death that they wrote about in the bible. humans are dumb are never get it.