John McCain's Racist Wildfire Statements Mocked by Jon Stewart

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As I suspected, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart couldn't resist slapping U.S. Senator from Arizona John McCain around for his ignorant, hillbilly-esque statements blaming Sand Land's current rash of wildfires on illegal immigrants.

The segment above aired Wednesday, and features a scatter-brained McCain puppet who blames illegals for breaking into his house and hiding his remote in his freezer, "like a bunch of maniacs."

He also blames them for "stealing my pills, making my legs twitch" and swiping his reading glasses, although Stewart points out the glasses are actually around the Senator's neck.

It's not the funniest Stewart segment ever. Actually, I think the Twitter hashtag #Mccainblamesmexicansfor is better, and I'm guessing Stewart's writers ripped off a few of the ideas therein. 

But hey, it's all good. And there are some quotable zingers in the sketch.

Like when muppet McCain says, "Jon, you have to understand something, Mexicans start fires. They're firestarters. I saw one eat a plate of habanero peppers and fart blue flame."

Or there's this line from Stewart: "How do you know if a fire is started by an illegal? Is there like a mesquite tang to the smoke?"

Whatever you think of President Obama, McCain is a blithering idiot who would have made a disastrous chief executive. 

Can you imagine how much dumb stuff he would have said and done in the Oval Office? And with Sarah Palin as veep to boot? Dodged that sidewinder missile, we did.

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Kitsugab
Kitsugab

This to inform you of a person living and working in the United States illegally. The names that this person assumes are as follows: Gabriela Sanchez (her niece), Karla P. Durazo (her aunt), Patty Durazo (her sister),Julieta Sanchez (her aunt), Patty Sanchez (her sister/her niece) Rocio Sanchez (her sister), Mayra Viramontes (her cousin), Karen Durazo (her cousin),Kenya Durazo (hercousin), Karina Sanchez (her cousin).All of the names assumed by her can be substantiated through her facebook account which is under the name Gabby Sanchez.Her Employer is: Dr. Larry Stark   3201 W. Peoria Ave # A-100   Phoenix, AZ 85029Her assumed Social Security # is her Aunt's Soc. Sec. # 611-32-7757 (Karla P. Durazo) who actually lives in California.She drives a pathfinder with AZ lic. # AHT4587 Her address is: 2220 W. Mission Ln. #1095 (which is in Larry Starks name /  Phoenix, AZ 85017    co-signed for)  SRP Acct # 919-863-000    (which is in Larry Starks name)Her Phone # 602-628-3116   (which is in Larry Starks name)Family Assistance Administration Case # 00564738 (Gabriela Sanchez)Dental work provided under the name Patty Sanchez. And full medical (BCBS)is paid for by Larry StarkHer sons name is Carlos Flores-Sanchez and he graduated from Cortez High SchoolThis young woman makes it easier for other illegals to obtain medications includingnarcotics and evade citizenship tests through the Doctors office that she works in.Also supplying them with false identification and documentation. I am very concerned about the illegal activities (Document Fraud, Identity Theft, Conducting crimes in America) that she is involved in. Please address the above issues as soon as possible.

Concerned Citizen 

Temoc
Temoc

That Daily Show clip had me roaring with laughter! Jon Stewart is a comedic genius!  He would make a great US President imho! For one,  he scores high in the IQ points dept.

Maybe Americans can begin a DRAFT Jon Stewart for US Senator?

Daily Show rocks!

Bob
Bob

Put down the crack pipe and slowly walk away.

Jason
Jason

Jon Stewart is a fucking dolt who needs to be quiet. McCain's statements are not racist or bigoted. In fact, he is accurate that some of the raging wildfires in southern Arizona were indeed started by the useless criminal illegals.

Car_del99
Car_del99

Do you get paid to be stupid , or are you doing for free ?and the fires up north were started by the same people to signal that they were headed that way...

Masha
Masha

I heard that McCain is touring somewhere in Lybia. He either ashamed of his words, or scared that Mexicans will hide his TV remote in the freezer.

politiKKKally incorrect
politiKKKally incorrect

Those Mexican lines had me LOL. There's no doubt, Feathered Bastard, that ol' John McNasty is indeed--a blubbering idiot.

You gotta love Jon Stewart. He gets every American laughing at ol' John McNasty.

Richard
Richard

That was classic!  

Bobby
Bobby

P.S. Come to think of it, it's to be expected of John Stewart from the right--also. Nothing new here.

Bobby
Bobby

Well, this is only to be expected from the left--of John Stewart. Nothing new here.

Guest23
Guest23

Heh, it's expected from anyone with two rational brain cells.

Chad Snow
Chad Snow

Arizona, the "Meth Lab of Democracy". 

Mistalee
Mistalee

Good one. Maybe even better than "Arizona, the Alabama of the Southwest."

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