Osama bin Laden Dead: Debbie Schlussel Calls for Killing 1.8 Billion Muslims; Let the Crackpot Raving Begin!

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Who do the wingnuts hate more, Osama or Obama? That's easy, Obama.

In the wake of President Barack Obama's announcement that terrorist mastermind Osama bin Laden has been killed by American forces during a firefight in Pakistan, I have a few predictions.

The first is a given: traitorous right-wing nutjobs will not grant the Obama administration any credit for the kill. 

They also will argue that bin Laden is irrelevant, that former President George W. Bush should get all the credit, and they will question the credibility of the report itself, helping to spawn insane conspiracy theories on both the left and the right.

After all, if the Tea Party types can't be convinced -- even with the release of Obama's long form birth certificate -- that he is an American citizen by birth, do you really believe they can be convinced that bin Laden is kaput? Hell, like a crazed mass of doubting Thomases, they'll want to put their fingers in the bloody bullet holes themselves. 

Even then they wouldn't buy it.

For instance, "Chuck" over at SeeingRedAZ is already barking at the moon with this comment, 

"Now Obama is confirming bin Laden's death. That makes me have some doubts about the veracity of the report."

Yeah, if I were Chucky, I wouldn't stick my last name up there, either, lest it become a byword for IDIOT.

What about GOP self-loathing immigrant-hater Michelle Malkin? How does she react to Obama's historic announcement? By quoting the President and mocking him:

"We must remain vigilant at home and abroad."

Make it more than lip service.

But it's wingnut loon Debbie Schlussel who garners the prize for full on "woo," as my friend Pat Curley over at the Screw Loose Change blog, would say. Never to be outdone, Schlussel first argues that it's no big deal, then calls for the mass murder of 1.8 billion Muslims.

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Um, like, wow. It's not often that someone of the Jewish faith calls for pogroms or a different sort of Holocaust altogether. Sounds like Schlussel is ready to fire up the ovens herself.

Indeed, Schlussel's bio states that she's the grandkid of Shoah survivors. Bet they're proud, or rolling over somewhere. 

I know that not all Republicans think this way. However, even the mainstream GOP has been catering to a hatred of Obama on the right that seems to know no bounds. These conservative wackjobs regard Obama as illegitimate, a traitor, a Marxist, a fascist, similar to Hitler, similar to Stalin, a liar, and so forth. 

Hell, if they could blame the guy for the 9/11 attacks, the tsunami in Japan, or the tornado rampage in the South, they would.

Watch-out for the lefty loonies as well. Though the so-called 9/11 "truthers" have been ground into complete obscurity with their "9/11 was an inside job" bull, I wouldn't be surprised to see them revivified by the report of bin Laden's death, while asserting that it's all a hoax.


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Noelconfidence
Noelconfidence

This is not a left or right issue - it's all about telling the truth. Or twisting the truth for political gain.Our nation likes to prop up the notion of holding the rule of Law as sacred but will violate them (national or international) whenever it sees fit as long as it fits in the rhetoric of fighting "Terrorism".Bin Laden's death is nothing a "Christian Nation" should or would celebrate if it were truly what it professes itself to be.In the end, we lose more and more of OUR rights in the name of "Homeland Security".The Osama Bin Laden story has changed so many times now it's hard not to resist punching holes in this fairytale.

Usgovfail
Usgovfail

Why on earth would anyone grant obamasama any credit for capturing osamabama? Obama is a fucking pussy, and a liar, who promised during his campaign that he was going to bring troops home. Big fucking surprise, he still hasn't brought troops home. And what a coincidence, obama's ratings are in the tank and all of the sudden he anounces that on his watch he captured osama bin laden, BUT, he refuses to provide photographic evidence, AND he disposed of the body less than 24 hours after anouncing it to the nation. FUCK obama, I hope some pakistani terrorists fucking kill him. No, I hope that pakistan teams up with iran and china and nukes America until it is a smoldering pile of ash. Why do I wish that? Because the vast majority of Americans are too fucking stupid to realize when they have been lied to. Fuck America.

kkhkk1
kkhkk1

Did you ever expect a corporation to have a conscience, when it has no soul to damned, and no body to be kicked? From: http://xrl.us/bh8tjk

j_in_mesa
j_in_mesa

So, can we now dismantle the Department of Homeland [in]Security, bring the troops home [from everywhere], pretty please?

Rocco Lore
Rocco Lore

By the way 'GOPSlayer', you Democrats are the KKK. You're the party of Robert Byrd. And you had the nerve to attack anyone who defends Arizona yet you had no problem supporting Mexico. You attacked Arizona's immigration laws, but you have yet to explain the Mexican immigration laws.

John
John

Obama got him - bush just lied - republicans now need to shut the fuck up. No one is listening or believes you anyway.

Flying_Dead_Cactus
Flying_Dead_Cactus

debbie schlussell is in the business of saying outrageous things to sell herself. She prostitutes herself dressed as a lunatic.

Carmacknaji
Carmacknaji

Ur a white trash scum bag whore..who prolly was raped by ur father u white trash bitch..Ur just a hater who talks crap about muslims y dont u come to muslim state like Saudi Arabia and talk ur trash about muslims..see how they will hang u by ur pussy u whore

Guest
Guest

Now the release of the birth certificate makes sense!

This is a go day for the country and for Obama but that does not mean I and millions of other Americans will vote for him. This event does not define his administration and the damage he has caused.

Obama is still going to be a ONE TERM PRESIDENT!

(I hope)

Jason
Jason

With the news that Osama bin Laden is now deceased, President Obama's re-election is damn near imminent. His administration was relentless in going after bin Laden and no doubt this issue (the war on terror) will be a central issue in 2012.

I remember 9/11 as if it was yesterday. I was a geeky 14-year-old high school freshman sitting in world history class when my future U.S. history teacher came into the classroom and said "Turn on the TV. The World Trade Center has just been hit." I didn't believe it. When we did turn on the TV, I watched the second plane hit the second tower. The first plane had already hit the first tower. I watched the third plane crash into the Pentagon. I saw the fourth plane go down in Shanksville, PA. I watched the first tower collapse. I then watched the second tower collapse. My only thought was "Holy shit."

Good riddance to bin Laden. Now, if we can go after and get rid of the Flaccid Fool.........

Mistalee
Mistalee

A lot of people (myself included) assumed that OBL was simply the Emmanuel Goldstein required by the gummint to focus 9/11 hysteria and justify the continued occupation of Afghanistan. I mean, WTF, the guy was six foot five inches tall, and was reported to be in end-stage renal failure back in the 1990s, not well situated to melt into the crowd, not likely that he could elude the entire US armed forces by hiding in the caves of Afghanistan for a decade, or even stay alive without constant medical attention.

And then there were all of the OBL videos that surfaced when convenient and which apparently featured various OBLs having little physical resemblance to each other except the swarthy skin, the big nose and the beard.

So, OK, OBL is dead, whatever. Does that mean we will finally get out of Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq? Or does it mean that we have come up with another excuse to be there, as we did when it was proven that THE MADMAN SADDAM had no WMDs?

Mistalee
Mistalee

"Never to be outdone, Schlussel first argues that it's no big deal, then calls for the mass murder of 1.8 million Muslims."

Fix that typo, Stephen.

Schlussel is calling for the extermination of 1.8 BILLION Muslims; She out-Hitlers Hitler.

Tabetha2188
Tabetha2188

i do blame the guy for the tsunami and the tornadoes. definitely.

Radar Roy Reyer
Radar Roy Reyer

Another prediction, Arpaio will release the reports tomorrow as the news is all going to be focusing on Bin Laden and he will hope his shit will go unnoticed

Marcy
Marcy

The Pentagon today has roughly 97,000 troops in Afghanistanand 47,000 in Iraq. The 144,000 total is the lowest since July2006, when the U.S. had about 148,100 deployed.

Sounds to me like he is bringing troops home. The war budget for 2012 is expected to drop by 26%, troops in Iraq in 2012 should be under 10,000.

There is no satisfying birthers/truthers or deathers. They live in a fantasy world.

Gray Race
Gray Race

I ain't religious but if I was then God made a huge terrible mistake of having you existence in this earth.

ExpertShot
ExpertShot

Free the Coast Guard from the clutches of Homeland Security!

Our Coast Guard does not deserve to be bound up in this nutty rube goldberg scheme concocted by the republicants.

We need our Coasties to be free!

Gray Race
Gray Race

I ain't no democrat. I hate all parties because I don't trust them. I especially hate dumbasses like you who think that just because we hate Arpaio, dipshit Pearce, Brewer, and the bullshit laws here that we are traitors. We hate them because they are corrupt bastards who steal millions from the people and brainwash the people just so they can vote for them again!

Rocco Lore
Rocco Lore

Democrats like you support illegal alien gangbangers.

ExpertShot
ExpertShot

I love the way President Obama punked Trump. That was a triple combination knock out - Notice NOTHING from Trump's big ignorant cockhole.

Bobby
Bobby

Does that mean you'll finally stop supporting law breaking with this nation and open borders?

helentroy4
helentroy4

Goldstein.

If you are goiong to make literary references, at least be literate. Sheez.

Rocco Lore
Rocco Lore

You liberals are the Hitler loves because you are anti-Jewish.

Coz
Coz

Maybe we can borrow that team that got Osama bin Laden to go after Bozo Joe.

ExpertShot
ExpertShot

Sure, but only to pound your ass!

Mistalee
Mistalee

You are surely sired from the drippings of a gang bang.

Mistalee
Mistalee

Could you be less relevant?

Bobby
Bobby

She doesn't know literate. She's the Gomer Pyle of these posts.

Mistalee
Mistalee

Thanks for the correction.

helentroy4
helentroy4

PS Mistalee: I think the questions you pose would best be asked of Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and Wolfowitz.

ExpertShot
ExpertShot

Hitler was anti-communist before he was anti-jewish - you like communists too?

Mistalee
Mistalee

I am neither liberal nor anti-jewish.

I am anti-idiot. Get a clue or get lost.

Rocco Lore
Rocco Lore

You being a Democrat idiot, you support illegal alien gangbangers.

Mistalee
Mistalee

Hm. So they'd take ten years finding him and then would bury him at sea and ask us to take their word for it?

Nah. Spring Laughner and give him a new assignment.

Mistalee
Mistalee

I think it would be meaningless at this point to ask Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and Wolfowitz if we can retire some of our wars now that the OBL Boogeyman is dead, or whether the high-placed cogs in the War Machine will simply come up with some other bullshit rationale.

Bush & Co. are no longer in office. Perhaps you noticed.

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