Joe Arpaio "Announces" Re-Election Bid, the Money-Grubbing Part, Anyway

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A "civil rights" investigation?! Who the heck does the president think he is?

He just took you for $100 million in protected taxpayer funds.

You are one of the following:

1) a senile ol' coot skerred of Messcans

2) a tebagging piece of white trash with a do-rag and a Harley

3) a rich Republican goober like Steve Ellman

or

4) a GOP hack looking for an endorsement.

Whether a little or a lot, there's money in your britches, and this candidate's sleazy political adviser Chad Willems wants your cash, even though his client's got $3 million in the campaign kitty as of last count.

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Why would drug lords care about Joe? The MCSO prefers maids and gardners over smugglers of drugs and humans.

I'm talkin' 'bout Maricopa County's still-unindicted "shurf" Arpaio, whose re-election effort recently mass-mailed a jeremiad from Joe detailing how President Obama has this here "civil rights" investigation going on into his office, so he needs all your greenbacks, and now. Chop-chop.

The liberals, the open-borders activists, the ACLU, and the left-wing media, they're all out to get him. So you need to take out that checkbook right now, and give till it hurts. Cash that Social Security chack grandma, Joe needs the loot.

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Joe knows, there's a sucker born every minute, and when they get old, they go to Sun City.

Why, there's even a $1 million bounty on his head, offered by the drug cartels, the lefties, the Democrats, or someone.

Actually, that's all in Joe's noggin', put there by his PR staff. Oh, I'm sure he believes it. But I've written many times about how there's never been a bona fide threat against our loony lawman, his claims to contrary notwithstanding.

(The most infamous of these fake death threat involved James Saville, who was arrested, held for years, and finally tried and acquitted for a bogus bomb plot Arpaio and his now-fired Chief Deputy David Hendershott fed to the media. Saville sued. Scored more than $1 million in a settlement.)

See, Arpaio has to prove he's "America's toughest sheriff." And arresting undocumented moms working at the local dry cleaner doesn't quite fit the bill.

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It's a freaking chain letter, for cryin' out loud...

Hence, the non-existent assassination plots.

The four classes of individuals listed above venerate Arpaio like some modern-day Moloch, to whom they must sacrifice their firstborn.

This is what we'll be up against in 2012. Whoever takes on Joe will need more than five smooth stones to slay this Golaith.

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Flynn
Flynn

Thank you.  This article displays a true sense of hatred that drove me straight to Arpaio's site for a huge donation.  Its nice that I can afford to support a real American.  Again thank you for the motivation.

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

Saville sued. Scored more than $1 million in a settlement.) 

Wow, there really was a $1M bounty.

Firegodtrue
Firegodtrue

 This guy is like the boss hog of reality. I can't stand him. He needs to go the way of the dodo

Gray Race
Gray Race

Funny how Arpaio says that he will continue with to enforce the illegal immigration laws, operate tent city, track dead beat dads, and go after animal abusers but, no where he says that he is going to track drug smugglers or dealers, murderers, or even child rapists.  It must be a safe haven for those people in Maricopa county.  Its no wonder Adrian Cruz is kicking back right now.   

US War Veteran
US War Veteran

He desperately needs the "campain funds" so he can "misappropiate" them and turn them into his "legal defense fund" that he knows is just around the corner.

Tommy Collins
Tommy Collins

He's a pathetic old man living in his own bubble of make belief....

The MCSO sheriff is mentally ill.

Jason
Jason

Sounds just like our hated and soon to be recalled Senate President....

"He's a pathetic old man living in his own bubble of make belief...." 

WhoKnows
WhoKnows

 Mentally Challenged Sheriff's Office - MCSO!

Jason
Jason

Monstrously Corrupt Sheriff's Office----MCSO! 

Bobby
Bobby

Jason and WhoKnows joking about "kiddyPorn" is all the proof I need to be scared. Afterall, these things aren't in the minds of normal folks.  

US War Veteran
US War Veteran

I must be sick too because when I hear the flaccid fools name all I can think of is pissing on the fucker and all of his supporters. 

Coz
Coz

Now, now, get in line...LOL

US War Veteran
US War Veteran

Coz, it think that rather than forming a line we should just give him a good ol' 18th century naval broadside, we should bring all cannons to bear and, FIRE AT WILL! 

WhoKnows
WhoKnows

 Your just mad that you prefer snuff films and animal sex acts!

Bobby
Bobby

 woooooooaa.... animal sex acts are on your mind also. That's it. I gotta quit this and I hope sheriff Joe examines your hard drive. Somebody's gotta know about you.

US War Veteran
US War Veteran

Dont forget to tell the fool most of us here have a Pissing Response Unit ready for him. 

WhoKnows
WhoKnows

I think we should show our support of the clown and go to the TP rally in PV on Thursday at 6pm.

Maybe a banner that says "Go AWAY Joe!"???

Coz
Coz

Maybe a banner that says "Where's our 100 million Joe"

Bobby
Bobby

I think Sheriff Joe should check your harddrive for kiddy porn.

chicagonut
chicagonut

Bobby, these filthy mouthed leftists have no viable arguments against the enforcement of our immigration laws and that is why they can't be civil in here and behave like adolescent teenagers rather than adults who can disgree with maturity.    This is the most sickening blog on the internet.   Even worse than Topix.

You expose them for what they are and they can't stand it so all they have are insults and profanity.   Truly pathetic.

Superman
Superman

You haven't heard the police and sheriff deputies talk when they don't think anyone is listening, I have heard them.  They have fouler mouths than most sailors, its rather disgusting that these supposed role models are no better than the criminal element their job is to protect us from when it comes to the vile things that come out of their mouths.

Jason
Jason

Chicagonut:No I don't have any kids (thank God) so yes, I am allowed to use profanity on this site.

I disagree with the actions and behaviors of the MCSO shurf. He has not made this county any safer to live in. I have absolutely no confidence in his ability to lead. I disagree with the way he enforces immigration law, something, BTW, he can't even do because immigration is a federal civil offense and also because he does not have a 287 (g) agreement. In fact, I disagree with the way he enforces the state laws.

Get this straight: I oppose illegal immigration. I am all for legal immigration. I also believe that if Joe really wants to make this county safer, he needs to actually go after the criminals. Not just the illegals. What he's doing now is wasting taxpayer money.

As for your buddy Bobby: What he writes and posts on this site, in every instance, results in him putting his foot in his mouth. He can exercise his 1st Amendment rights to free speech and all that. However, I am also pointing out that what he says routinely makes  him the butt of jokes. If he doesn't like what is being posted in response to his comment(s), he can change what he says prior to posting. Just as people can ignore him. I fully believe Bobby is a bright and competant individual. If he were to actually write something and post it in relationship to the article, then he wouldn't be the butt of jokes.

Those of us who post here do so because we are dissatisfied with the way the MCSO shurf handles himself. He spends more time in front of a news camera than he does actually making his county safer. This is not what I am paying Joe to do. I am paying him a salary to make this county a safe place to live. I am paying him a salary to run Constitutionally sound jails. I am paying him to take dangerous criminals, sexual predators, drug dealers, etc. off the streets. I could bet that the Mesa PD is more effective against crime in one week than Joe has been in his entire 20 year career as sheriff.

Joe has been nothing but a detriment to the taxpayers of this county. His lawsuit judgments and payouts to date total more than $44 million. He has exposed the county to more than $59 million in unneeded, unnecessary liability. He has cost taxpayers, in terms of his defense, more than a quarter of a billion dollars. Altogether, he has cost taxpayers approximately more than $1 billion. 

I could go on, but I think you get the idea.   

Mistalee
Mistalee

You're right. This is no place for decent people like you.

So fuck off. 

US War Veteran
US War Veteran

BTW Military men are probably the most foul mouthed of all professions, where do you think the term "Talk like a sailor" comes from. Believe it or not but I do try to talk civily with people with some kinda of intelligence, when an idiot shows me right of the bat that he is an "idiot" well then there is no need for me to hold back from saying what I really want to say. 

US War Veteran
US War Veteran

Do you want a viable argument, read the fucking article idiot, this is just the thread discussion of the main article that shows how fucking corrupt your fucking hero is;  What is truly pathetic is imbeciles like you and bobby that still drink his kool aid and and defend him, you morons are either blind or stupid.  I guess there is more then one village idiot posting today.  

US War Veteran
US War Veteran

Sheriff Joke can check my cock, any piss that comes out of it he can have, free of charge ofcourse. 

chicagonut
chicagonut

Thanks for proving my point about you and your leftist ilk in here that can't discuss anything without filthy mouths and profanity.   Whether or not you appove of Arpaio is no reason to talk like a bunch of potty mouthed adolescents and go on the personal attack of anyone who doesn't share your views.   Are you all really grown men?   I would think someone who is a war veteran would be.

Jason
Jason

Awwww.... I was charging $50 million for the piss and $100 million for the cum...... 

Bobby
Bobby

I'm kickin in a few bucks towards the sheriffs re-election. Best deal any American could make. 

Mistalee
Mistalee

Proof that a fool and his money are soon parted. 

chicagonut
chicagonut

Nice language from a "lady."    Do you kiss your kids with that filthy mouth?   I can only imagine what they must be learning from you.   One thing I have learned from this blog is just how desperate the ethnocentric left is that they cannot debate with civilty.    I fear for the future of this country with Americans like yourselves in it.   That is if you all are Americans.  

US War Veteran
US War Veteran

Its your money, do whatever you want with it, but I do sujest you call it a donation to Sheriff Joke ArPayaso's "Legal Defense Fund" rather than campaign contribution, there will no campaign "race", IF he runs again he stands a better chance of winning the Olimpic Gold Medal in the 100 meter dash than getting re-elected, so his campain will be "America's Biggest Campaign Embarrasment", mark my words.

Jason
Jason

The best deal any American could make would be to watch Joke's sorry ass doing the perp-walk. Maybe you should join him Bobby.....It'd be like two peas in a pod..... 

US War Veteran
US War Veteran

Yeah well I was also thinking of Tequila to add some octane to the piss mix but I dont want it to affect my aim, so Mexican beer would have to do. 

Jason
Jason

Bring it! Bring tequila. I got the rum, vodka, and whiskey.  

US War Veteran
US War Veteran

Hey Jason, for all we know "bobby" is actually the flaccid fool himself you know, his unrelenting defense Shurff Joke ArPayaso is wierd, I mean nobody is THAT stupid.

Bobby if you are the Shurff here is a message for you:  Bitch, when you die I will piss on your fucking grave!    

Jason
Jason

Sam Adams huh? I think the Senile Spinster would prefer that more, especially because it's from his home state of Massachusetts. Every time I go to Boston, I pick up a case of Sam Adams. I can never find it here. I think the brewery is somewhere near the Cheers Bar, Beacon Hill, or Fenway Park. I can't remember exactly.  

As for the Dos Equis, my buddy has enough of that to supply a small army. He has like 50 cases plus a fridge full of it.

I prefer Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum myself. Give me half a bottle straight, I'll pass out and piss on the FF's grave.....  

US War Veteran
US War Veteran

@ Jason,  I normaly drink Sam Adams Brother, but in this case I think Dos Equis or Tecate would be more apropriate, I think the Flaccid Fool will enjoy the taste of Mexican beer better. 

Jason
Jason

What kind of beer do you want to help speed up the grave-pissing on process?  

WhoKnows
WhoKnows

 You sure you're willing to cut your funds for Meth and kiddy porn?

Jason
Jason

That was fucking hilarious!  

Jason
Jason

Bobby watches animal porn? Bobby you are one sick pervert. 

Jason
Jason

@Bobby:@6470f98a40cbc106a5565d01684591b9:disqus No I don't like kiddie porn. I have better things to do with my time than watch porn. You are one mentally sick individual.  

WhoKnows
WhoKnows

Bobby, what, did I cut too close to home, or are you mad I didn't mention animal porn instead?

Bobby
Bobby

So you like references to kiddy porn, Jason. It is hilarious to you. I see. Geez, I suspected something was extremely wrong with some of the posters on this forum.

Bobby
Bobby

Why would something like "kiddy porn" be in YOUR mind? That's frightening. Should we check your harddrive, hmmmmmmmmm.......

US War Veteran
US War Veteran

 Bobby if you are the Shurff here is a message for you:  Bitch, when you die I will piss on your fucking grave!

US War Veteran
US War Veteran

Not as frightening as watching you with a mouth full of a shrivelled 78 year old cock and sucking away hard for hours just so the shurff can compensate you with a couple of drops of cum. 

WhoKnows
WhoKnows

 You make me think of a "Meth Head with Kiddy pron", bobby.  You have that aura!

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