Jan Brewer, Russell Pearce-Inspired License Plates, a Few Suggestions

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The Cronkite News Service's Rebekah Zemansky recently reported on efforts by several legislators to add more specialized license plates to Arizona's already vast selection.

Currently, you can pick a plate to show your support for the Arizona Cardinals or declare your membership in a Masonic Fraternity. You can purchase a plate memorializing fallen police officers or increasing awareness of breast cancer, among many others.

To these, legislators of both parties want sundry others added, such as one regarding multiple sclerosis, another honoring women vets, a plate declaring Sand Land's 2012 centennial, one pimping professional hockey, and a design promoting the phrase, "In God We Trust." 

Most notable of those mentioned is from Republican state Senator Don Shooter of Yuma, who wants a plate modeled on the adopted flag of the Tea Baggers -- the Gadsden flag. That's the yellow one from the Revolutionary War with the snake and the admonition, "Don't Tread on Me."

(Note: My colleague James King has previously opined on the Tea Bagger plate, here, and, here.)

This got me thinking, of course, that perhaps we need some license plates that truly represent the spirit of Arizona, as it is currently run by the likes of state Senate President Russell Pearce, Governor Jan Brewer, and all the rest.

Some of these below are a bit obvious. Feel free to add your own in the comments section.

1) We've Got Headless Bodies in the Desert! (with an illo of a bleached human skull and attendant vulture)

2) The Dry Hate State

3) Pearce Country: Where the White Man Rules

4) Down on the Brown, 'Specially Them Messcans (hooded Klansman in the background) 

5) We Have Did It! We're 100! (for the centennial, with a pic of the Governor))

6) Bullets Before Transplants

7) Public Edumacation? Who Needs It?

8) Arizona: More Guns Than Teeth

9)  Prisons for Profit Rock! (sponsored by CCA)

10) The Grand Canyon of Corruption

11) States Rights Trump Civil Rights

12) Nuttier Than a Pecan Pie (with a pic of the state Capitol)


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Usgovfail
Usgovfail

Hey, if mexico is so wonderful then why come here and wave your flag around in everyones face? Cause you were too coward to stand up to the drug cartel and corrupt government so you figured you would come here andtry and bully people into paying for you and your 9 kids. Low life trash is what illegal aliens are. Too cowardly to stand up to the tyranny in their country so they come here and create new tyranny.

Usgovfail
Usgovfail

Waaaaa, US citizens are trying to make us brown people follow their laws, waaaa, they are so racist. Waaaa, I want a portion of their paycheck because their paycheck is more than mine and this is Amerika where everything should be equal, waaaaaaas, whats yours is mine even if I didn't earn it, waaaaaaaa. Pathetic illega aliens, where is your dignity? Oh yeah thats right, your parents forgot it in their home country. Hahahaha. COWARDS. LEECHES.

Ned Earley
Ned Earley

Arizona: Where guns are in bars and rednecks are in the Capitol.

USAdefender1
USAdefender1

How about;

Kiss my AZzKiss my AZz ObamaRule of LAW stateThe pissing off Progressives sateThe MORONS can scream but AZ people aren’t listeningOpen borders are for MORONS

USAdefender1

Usgovfail
Usgovfail

I have some advice for you open borders pro criminal people. If you want a better life, then work for it! What a concept! Don't just demand it and expect it. Lazy freeloaders.

Usgovfail
Usgovfail

Pearce, Brewer, Kobach and Gould all have my full support when they craft bills that target ILLEGAL immigration. Not to be confused with LEGAL immigration. Illegal is not a race, it is a crime. Illegals come from all ethnicities but the the majority of racist people on this site can't seem to grasp that. Guilty conscience perhaps? Please tell me what is so difficult about expecting a person to come to America legally. Why can't illegals wait their turn in line likenormal people? Listen, I do not go to work all day so that my tax money can be given to people who do not pay taxes. Tax money is meant to be spent on CONSTITUENTS, ie; TAXPAYERS, people who contribute into the pot of money for a common service. Look up the word constituent if you are unfamiliar with it. I cannot simply walk into Mexico and begin to demand rights, go to their hospital and get free medical, enroll in their schools while Mexican nationals pay for it, march in the streets and not expect to go to jail (or be shot). You pro illegal (crime) open borders people can pay for your illegal friends all you want but to force me to pay for them is communism...er maybe it is socialism, and neither of those are principles of what America was founded upon. If you want that sort of ruling, move to China, or better yet, go back to Mexico! I love all races, (especially the latina girls mmmm) all I ask is that you follow the laws of America. Come to America legally, or do not come at all.

Enemy of Evil Bastards
Enemy of Evil Bastards

T-Bagger Country across the AZ flag with a picture of Sheriff Joe's wrinkled nuts where the star should be.

Dave
Dave

New slogan....Arizona Office of Tourism...Welcome to Arizona, the state of hate,,,,come share the love!

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

A license plate series with Jan Brewer and Russell Pearce Portraits on the background. Surely such a plate like that would get your access to the car pool lanes as a solo driver.

Coz
Coz

How about just a Nazi insignia in the background, fits perfectly for Arizona.

Az Debtman
Az Debtman

Hip Hip Hooray! Get these Tom Horne ethnic walking, talking saggy bottom no belt wearing DUI, 5 year "state paid" supervised bench warrant DUI, wife beating, "Just like my Fatha" child abusing on state paid child care insurance, welfare, having State Legislative Body children off the mean streets of Jan's "confederate" Team GOP TPN, I was at the meetin, and Toto, Dorothy and John Wilkes Booth came back barn. We have did! We have did! Cath another TEAM GOP child from the molestation, child abuse, and criminal intent upon a woman or child off the streets. Hip Hip hooray! Hip Hip hooray! Well it's no jobs fo you and more "Attest" unto the fat guy with criminal children from Mesa unto you. So Please find somehwere to not only REPLACE and REPEAL Jan's Land, but Who's YO Daddy!

Eli Blake
Eli Blake

"Arizona-- where we'll secede beyond your wildest expectations."

"Arizona-- the Earps would still feel right at home."

"Arizona-- the GOPper state."

"Arizona-- you'll be glad that we're on the other side of the Grand Canyon."

"Arizona-- if it's not hot enough for you, you can pack your own."

"Arizona-- Land of Lawsuits."

"Arizona-- Home of the Inquisition."

"Arizona-- the Hoodlum State-- and we elect them, too!"

"Arizona-- Heart of Ditsy."

"Arizona-- First in Spite"

Wake Up AZ!!
Wake Up AZ!!

Proof that organ transplants do work. Gov. Jan Brewer - only living brain donor!!

Anon
Anon

Top AZ Leaders: "Education doesn't matter, look where we got without one"!

Anon
Anon

Stephen, Great article. Like #9 - Prisons for Profit Rock (sponsored by CCA) -- that nailed what Arizona has become - a prison state. That will certainly go a long way to help tourism and new business. They need customers and especially like the naive newcomers and their children who will provide a constant source of income.

XSoldier
XSoldier

I didn't know we actually weren't a state.

If this plate design passes, it will throw us back to the Civil War era, and that was a full 50 years before Arizona, and its evil, mentally unbalanced de facto governor and Senate President, Russell Pearce, was even thought of.

Note to Jan: Get outta Pearce's pocket and actually do the job we voters ultimately hired and are paying you to do!!! Stop cutting state programs. Doing so will eliminate them in their entirety. Stop signing Pearce's bullshit legislation. It results in us getting sued and costing taxpayers money. Stop countersuing the feds. Your arguments makes little to no sense.

All of our elected leaders need to get fitted for straitjackets and receive heavy sedations to get those voices outta their heads....

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

Arizona

"The Have Did State"

"Saving Brain Cells for a Rainy Day"

"A Mexican Free Zone"

"Brain Busters - Literally"

"Death Based Economy"

"Trust God, Not Your AZ Gov't"

"Show Me Your Papers"

Steve Muratore
Steve Muratore

There's a store just to the west of I-10 at the Picacho Peak exit with a banner that appropriately belongs hanging above the state capitol: ARIZONA NUT HOUSE.

I'm thinking it would look good on the east face of the Executive Tower. That's the same place that, in 2001, Gov. Hull had the Arizona Diamondbacks banner hanging in honor of the World Series championship that year.

dave
dave

You are a disgusting piece of trash racist !

USAdefender1
USAdefender1

Usgovfail,

The problem with what you wrote is that it is not the illegal aliens that are crying as most are hard working people. The ones crying are the progressive that only wish to weaken the US. Don't fall for the MORONS who post here and pretend to be Hispanics because they are not.

As your name says US gov fail. Administrations on both sides have failed the American people by not enforcing our immigration laws so that big business could suppress wages by hiring illegals and making huge profits. I would rather deport every politician than the people they allowed to establish roots. This does not mean I’m pro illegal immigration but our gov let them in so we should concentrate on the criminal ones and get them out!

USAdefender1

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