Neo-Nazi Arizona: Upcoming White Supremacist Wing-Dings in Sand Land

You guys call this a mosh? I've seen old ladies do better

Sand Land continues to serve as the spot to be for neo-Nazis, white supremacists, and plain ol' racist nativists to party down. Just check out the above video for the 2009 Oi Fest, held yearly in Tonopah, Arizona, and sponsored by the local, pseudo-Klansters of the White Knights of America.

This year, Oi Fest III will bring you all the sieg heil-in' your tiny Aryan brain can stand, as well as some rather tepid slam-dancing to judge by the participants in this video. Sheesh, the Sun City Shuffle Board Tournament boasts fiercer moshin'.

And what's up with that dood with the tramp stamp? That has to be a first. I thought only chicks scored those. 

Not that there's anything wrong with neo-Nazi homoeroticism. Back in the day, many in the SA (Hitler's stormtroopers) knew the love that dare not speak its name. You could call it a tradition of sorts.

Oi Fest III is scheduled to play host to such musical non-entities as Slaghammer, White Knuckle Driver, Enforcer, Stormtroop 16, and Max Resist on Saturday, October 23

Twenty dollars in advance gains you entry. The White Knights are asking for a $30 donation at the gate, unless you buy tickets pre-show. Rumor has it that funds are going to a scholarship in Timothy McVeigh's name to assist whacked-out white trash losers attend rehab.

It'll be worth the price of admission, skins. There'll be more toothless meth-smokin' hags there than you can shake a Field Marshal's baton at, and plenty of FBI informants to boot. So get in while you can. Next stop, a federal or state pen of your choosing.

And like a bad rash, the National Socialist Movement keeps coming back to Cactus Country for more. On November 13, the group that likes to call itself "Jeff Schoep's Meal Ticket" will be at the Sandra Day O'Connor U.S. Courthouse to protest -- what else? -- female Supreme Court Justices with Irish last names.

Nah, they're protestin' illegal immigration, just like they were last November when they marched on the Arizona state Capitol, got owned by the Phoenix Anarchists, and ended up causing a car wreck in downtown Phoenix. See, Volkswagens aside, neo-Nazis drive worse than Lindsay Lohan after a snort.

Arizona's tourist industry may be ailing, but neo-Nazis love the place. I envision tour packages for aspiring Shutzstaffel. Maybe a meet-and-greet with Sheriff Joe and state Senator Russell Pearce could be part of the deal. That, and a ride with J.T. Ready in the Vekol Valley to hunt illegal aliens. 

I'm kidding, of course, but not laughing. 'Cause it's too dang close to the truth.


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Jp35
Jp35

please do not mix "Oi" up with an sort of nazi related stuff.It is common mistake that people mix up.Oi has nothing to do with racism, it is against it by all means. Those Nazis just stole it from the original people who created it. Your on the internet so you can look it up yourself.

Barni Qaasim
Barni Qaasim

This is the Aryianzona that supports SB1070, Prop 107 and English Only. Don't be deceived by that rhetoric, "The federal government has failed to secure the border!" Folks who grew up here know the real face of AZ can be very ugly. The rest of us need to be clear, "if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it's a racist!" -Dr. Matthew Whittaker

Concerned American
Concerned American

Mr. Lemons you are just another Hal Turner. How much does the FBI or ADL pay you to get sharps and others hostile towards white nationalist?

alehound
alehound

Could they not hire some mexicans to fix the place up a bit? Shaved heads are so eighties..

Steven
Steven

Hi ya neo-Nazi cockmuncher. Back with more B.S. I see?

chicagonut
chicagonut

Oh, please, those idiots do not represent the majority of Arizonians who want our immigration laws enforced. Should we use the reconquista movement as an example of the bulk of the pro-illegal advocate movement? You ethnocentrics and libs are getting desperate now.

Steven
Steven

You were right about one thing, for once: these idiots, thankfully don't represent Arizonans as a whole.{you were wrong about everything else, though.}

rick
rick

Living proof that "Shit", can walk, talk and breathe the air among us. It can do more than flush down the toilet

Jagv051465
Jagv051465

me!what a ugly people,and they think themself at the top of the human race???

embarrassed american
embarrassed american

bunch ofl oosers if i ever got of hold of these weasels and and locke em up in a room that be them trying to get away sorry ass ktar bunch they are..wow narly dudes.........

Johnny White Man
Johnny White Man

Not just the FBI, Feathered Bastard. The ATF[E] as well. And possibly even the CCS elite unit. It will be fun for them to blend in together. FEDERAL "Enforcer". eh? Lol. Can't blame them, for there are KKKriminals aplenty.

ScaredOfJoe
ScaredOfJoe

A bunch of hatin', do-nothing douchebags who contribute NOTHING to society at all.

freedom fighter
freedom fighter

What do you mean they don´t contribute at all?? just take a look at the welfare line, that´s their contribution...

Pit Boss
Pit Boss

What an incredibly attractive group of people.

JustinTime
JustinTime

You ain't kidding Pit. Imagine a society full of these idiots. Do they have any connections with the angel riders??

Pit Boss
Pit Boss

Also of note: The older woman in the black tanktop is wearing "mom jeans." It must be her house.

Steven
Steven

@Pit Boss: I agree whole-f***ing-heartedly. Do we want, or hell, NEED any more white supremacists? Geezus..........what is this world comin' to? Take care, fellow traveler. :-)

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