Jan Brewer Skewered by Terry Goddard in New YouTube Video

Props to the campaign of governor-wannabe and current Arizona Attorney General Terry Goddard. This latest YouTube video from the Goddard camp body-slams Governor Jan "We Have Did" Brewer on her bogus statements about headless bodies in the Arizona desert.

Looks like Goddard's ready to go into cage fighter mode. (I know,"Terry?" But stranger things have happened.) If he keeps pummeling Brewer into November, and particularly if he can get some ads like this one on TV, the guy might actually have a shot.

Whatever you do, Terry, don't stop whacking the wrinkled, wingnut bottle-blonde, not until the crone taps out.

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Emil Pulsifer
Emil Pulsifer

Whoops. I meant James Mason, not David Niven. Senility creeping in.

Emil Pulsifer
Emil Pulsifer

"Bill Stoller and Gerri Cocozza" wrote:

"Good seeing our old buddy Emil Pulsifer, believed to be that crazy commie ASU Professor that does his teenage students! Emil's harmless, though, and we like him, but cover your pecker if their fathers show up in Tempe!"

Funny you should use that term: I'm currently in negotiations for the rights to a humorous biopic of my life story, tentatively titled "The Commie Professor".

I couldn't understand why they wanted to make it humorous. "There's nothing funny about Marx and Lenin," I said. Apparently the Party leadership thought humor was the best "vehicle" (my god, how I hate these bourgeois neologisms) through which to subvert today's youth and inculcate them with our dogma, so I reluctantly agreed.

"Whom do you see in the lead role?" I asked.

"We'll get Eddie Murphy -- he'll play anything if the money's there."

"A little too broadly jocose," I objected. "What about Fred MacMurray?"

"He's been dead for years!"

"Well, that's no objection," I retorted. We'll use palingenesis, like that Charles Dexter Ward guy. That'll save big on catering costs, too."

http://www.dagonbytes.com/thel...

Well, we had a long and heated argument over THAT one, let me tell you. In the end the producer fell back on the argument that the newly reconstituted MacMurray wouldn't be able to put his heart into the sort of gently understated comic delivery for which he is known.

"Well, that's what whips and thumbscrews are made for," I countered, but the fools wouldn't budge. "I still say that Murphy isn't right for the role if it's supposed to be me."

"Loosely adapted," said the producer.

"Even an elastic band has its limits," I quipped. "What about Chevy Chase?" That was when the lamentable term "box-office poison" was uttered. I shall point no fingers, but the producer's name rhymes with Ned Nasner.

"A shame David Niven isn't available," I said, with just a trace of hopeful suggestion in my voice.

"He wasn't a comic actor."

"He was very good in Five Fingers," I said, ignoring this. "That was back when they made films with adults in them, for adult viewers." (groans from the production assistants) "Couldn't we make the character a traitor? That would play well in suburbia."

"No, he has to save the country from a fascist coup led by the Vice-President. We're thinking Don Rickles for that one."

"Good choice, but you know, I think Frank Sinatra would be even better in that role. Did you ever see The Manchurian Candidate?"

"No palingenesis, Emil -- it's strictly against the Actors Guild by-laws. And this isn't a political thriller -- it's comic pabulum to cajole today's impressionable youth while we immerse them in our propaganda viewpoint."

"Rather like a warm bubblebath," I murmered. The production assistants nodded their heads in assent, unaware that they were being mocked. In the end I left the decision to them, "for the good of the Party".

Then I returned to my donnish campus digs to discuss T&A with the T/A. "Bring me everything you have on your tits, Miss Stoller," I said over the intercom.

"Da, tovarich!" said the nubile minx, as she literally bounced (and jiggled) into the room.

"Fools Russian where Engels fears to tread," I quipped, keenly aware of her erotic mania for bad puns. "Less talk, more pert young breasts in my face," I added, grabbing her round her supple waist.

Pete
Pete

Welcome to Jan Brewer's World...

Brewer on beheadings: "That was an error, if I said that."

Brewer on SB1070: "That's the law, if I signed that."

Brewer on Goddard: "That's the next governor, if I debate that."

Benito
Benito

In the last four months Jan Brewer has been caught lying, three times and counting.

The comments made on June 16, 2010, and June 27, 2010, clearly indicates that the Brewer says that immigrants are beheading people in the United States desert. She first ran away from the question and the press when confronted with the question. She finally when to FOX/ FAKE News to recant her lie.

When Brewer was confronted with the fact the two of her top Advisors (Paul Senseman, Chuck Coughlin) are lobbyist for “Private Prisons” giant CCA she first ran away from the question and the press.

In an attempt to gain sympathy, she first said her father had died in Germany fighting the Nazi in World War II (which ended 1945) but of course we find out the truth that her father was never in Germany and died in California in 1955. Do you see a trend here?

Brewer signed into law SB 1070 Bill (Did she even read it?), lied about the crime rates in AZ (even Janet Napolitano knows that all crimes rates went down), and now we find out that she is in the pockets of PRIVATE PRISONS who stand to benefit with the increase Federal jailing, and thus they will pay her back, I wonder if it has to do anything about the fact that her son was transferred to a brand new prison, he was convicted for rape and sexual assault, I guess the fruit does not fall far the tree.

“Private Prisons Lie”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

“AZ Crime Rates”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

“Father Lie”http://vodpod.com/watch/377159...

Benito
Benito

In the last four months Jan Brewer has been caught lying, three times and counting.

The comments made on June 16, 2010, and June 27, 2010, clearly indicates that the Brewer says that immigrants are beheading people in the United States desert. She first ran away from the question and the press when confronted with the question. She finally when to FOX/ FAKE News to recant her lie.

When Brewer was confronted with the fact the two of her top Advisors (Paul Senseman, Chuck Coughlin) are lobbyist for “Private Prisons” giant CCA she first ran away from the question and the press.

In an attempt to gain sympathy, she first said her father had died in Germany fighting the Nazi in World War II (which ended 1945) but of course we find out the truth that her father was never in Germany and died in California in 1955. Do you see a trend here?

Brewer signed into law SB 1070 Bill (Did she even read it?), lied about the crime rates in AZ (even Janet Napolitano knows that all crimes rates went down), and now we find out that she is in the pockets of PRIVATE PRISONS who stand to benefit with the increase Federal jailing, and thus they will pay her back, I wonder if it has to do anything about the fact that her son was transferred to a brand new prison, he was convicted for rape and sexual assault, I guess the fruit does not fall far the tree.

“Private Prisons Lie”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

“AZ Crime Rates”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

“Father Lie”http://vodpod.com/watch/377159...

Chem Trail KAREN
Chem Trail KAREN

And another thing!

Brewer has done more for the Boycott then you lazy commies have.

Cozland
Cozland

You're absolutely right, she started the whole boycott thing, at least she's do'd something right.

CTK
CTK

Brewer,Brewer, bla-bla-bla. I'M SICK OF THIS! It seems like you and the rest of the Liberal Media Cartel have nothing better to do then attack about our Governor? She is the only one that is doing the job that the Muslin refuses to do.

THE FEATHERD FUCKTARD better write about Sheriff Joe pretty soon or I'll take my readership and comments elsewhere. DODOBIRD is one lazy Jew basterd. He hasn't written a blog in days!

Remember to thank your boss for labor day tomorrow you lazy POS's

Love,

CTK

Reuven
Reuven

CTK Calling someone a "Lazy Jew Bastard" clearly demonstrates exactly how intelligent you are. I wish you would make that statement to me in person, face to face. But unfortunately you don't even have the balls to make your post under your real name. It's hard to believe that there are still such ignorant people in this world.

Then you have the audacity to write love at the end of your message? What do you love? Offending people you have never met under anonymous pseudonyms? Let me tell you, that takes a whole lot of courage and character.

Cozland
Cozland

Glad the fucking retard is YOUR Governor, because anyone with an once of intelligence wouldn't call that twit their governor.

Bill Stoller and Gerri Cocozza
Bill Stoller and Gerri Cocozza

"Johnny White-man," we assume you're referring to Associate Bill Stoller, but we couldn't get in touch with him or his family. Another Associate responded about www.badphoenixcops.com,

"Stoller/Cocozza and their crew aren't the owners of www.badphoenixcops.com, but have offered full support to the website. We Associates have a stock "hype" for Mr. Pataky and www.badphoenixcops.com. It is:

"Check out www.badphoenixcops.com for the latest on Phoenix police and government corruption. That's www.badphoenixcops.com - where the TRUTH hurts!"

And, yes, they throw us some "reimbursement" for the promotion, although we believe in their mission. Hey, if you post this E-mail in blogs, I get $5.00 for each link to www.badphoenixcops.com - there's an easy $15 bucks in seconds!" "

"Johnny White-man" is probably a corrupt Phoenix cop who's pissed off about something, so we'll repeat our Associate's hype.

Check out www.badphoenixcops.com for the latest on Phoenix police and government corruption. That's www.badphoenixcops.com - where the TRUTH hurts!

Good seeing our old buddy Emil Pulsifer, believed to be that crazy commie ASU Professor that does his teenage students! Emil's harmless, though, and we like him, but cover your pecker if their fathers show up in Tempe!

Have a Great Labor Day Weekend blogsters! Drink, but don't drink and drive.

HMG with TIF on the blog, online and on time.

Johnny White-man
Johnny White-man

Hey Bill STOOLer, we have heard about that criminal stint associated with your website:

badphoenixcops.com

Sounds like you're in big trouble, buster!

Bill Stoller and Gerri Cocozza
Bill Stoller and Gerri Cocozza

We sent a link to this article and The Associates responded,

"Excellent BREWER-bashing by Stephen, who apparently took one of our E-mails seriously. THE BIRD certainly is not an ally of ours, but he knows that our cause is being pushed aside by BREWER in favor of political opportunism. Ditto for THE BIRD's cause. We have found common ground with Stephen and can use this VINDICTIVE VIPER to our advantage.

BREWER has more than just Stephen to worry about, as one of the UGLIEST PHOTOS known of BREWER was plastered all over the NY DAILY NEWS with an embarassing article about lies BREWER told to the media. BREWER is now SHARK BAIT in the carniverous NEW YORK MEDIA, which can destroy her."

Man, we never thought that The Associates would praise Mr. Lemons for anything. Some of their past comments were so vulgar, obscene, and violent that we couldn't even post them in here.

Here's to a new cordial relationship between Mr. Lemons and The Associates, at least some of them. We're sure Mr. Rick Galeener will never have a cordial relationship with The Bird."

HMG with TIF on the blog, online and on time.

Coz
Coz

WOW, I'm impressed Bill.

EnufIsTooMuch
EnufIsTooMuch

Most Democraps these days are gutless wonders. The Rethuglican Tea Baggers throw their monkey poo at Dems with impunity. I'd like to see Goddard grow a pair and fight back hard, meet tactic for tactic and push it over the top. Even if he lost I'd respect his effort.

This ad is a start. Wonder if he's got any more sand in him to pump up the volume?

Coz
Coz

One can only hope...but Goddard for years has been nothing but a balless wonder. I wouldn't hold out hope he grew a pair all of a sudden.

Douglas Hotchkiss
Douglas Hotchkiss

amazing he may lose to this wicked witch of the west

Coz
Coz

God help Arizona if this twit Brewer gets elected.

Tkerley8
Tkerley8

She just lies through her pointy little ultra-bleached teeth! NPR analysis was that her disastrous debate performance wouldn't hurt her gubernatorial election, but might compromise her future slot as #2 on the Palin for Pres ticket. Oh, Scotty, quick, beam me up!!!

tim paynter
tim paynter

Jan has did a great job bashing the hopes of Repbulican businesses for a profit any time this decade. She may have weitten the future of other anti-immigration Republicans who have painted themselves into an anti-latino corner, as well!

Coz
Coz

My, my Brewer caught lying again....

Emil Pulsifer
Emil Pulsifer

I liked Gilman's piece a lot better. It was funnier, better produced, and more to the point.

The Goddard piece takes one small item from Brewer's repertoire, and pounds on it like a visiting mother-in-law complaining about a spot on the silverware at Thanksgiving dinner. Sure, it was a hoot, oh, a few months ago, when everybody first heard of it, but I don't think those inclined to vote for Brewer, or even fence sitters, are going to look at this and vote for Goddard. I think they're going to say, "Is that all Goddard has? Yes, she made a mistake, the bodies were across the border, not in Arizona."

The heavy-handed music in the background, far from deepening viewers' skepticism about Brewer, make one instantly cynical: you hear this kind of manipulative and exaggerated music in every other political commercial and it's obviously both an example of professional public-relations paint-by-numbers techniques, and an insult to the viewer's intelligence.

Gilman's video, by contrast, shows Brewer in action, not making an isolated slip -- and it isn't pretty. You don't think leadership or competence when you see Gilman's video. You think perhaps Brewer won a radio contest and an appearance on TV is her prize. It's hilarious, and real. Sure, there's some creative editing about 50 seconds in, but everything before that is just...Brewer.

Truth08
Truth08

He also needs to not forget,

"Drug-mules..., kidnapping capital...., being over-run..., oh and lastly, my father fought against the Nazi's in WW-2."

Just so he has plenty to start with!!

Regards,Truth

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