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Meghan McCain Calls (Faux) Joe Arpaio a "Twitter Creep" Just Like Karl Rove (w/Update)

By Stephen Lemons, Monday, Apr. 20 2009 @ 1:01PM
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Sheriff Joe's keeping watch on Meghan McCain via Twitter...

UPDATE: Sadly, Meghan McCain's "Twitter creep" isn't the real Slim Shady (read, "McCoy.") Rather, it's the faux Joe Arpaio that New Times has blogged about in the past. Score one for faux Joe. After painstakingly going through Meghan McCain's Twitter correspondence, I found only one comment from "Joe Arpaio," and it turned out to be Joe's satirical Twitter-doppelganger. Sorry to get everyone all excited. I should have scrolled through MM's Tweets after reading her blog online in The Daily Beast. Didn't know what I was missing. All this talk about her tattoo, Rock of Love, Fall Out Boy, etc. is way-painful to read. One more reference to her weight issues, and I'll be crying blood like the Bond villain Le Chiffre in Casino Royale.

Republican it-girl Meghan McCain, daughter of John and Cindy McCain and blogger for the Web site The Daily Beast thinks Sheriff Joe's a real creep. "Twitter creep," that is.

See, the fiesty, 24-year-old moderate Republican, who champions gay rights and is unafraid to take on female conservanuts such as Laura Ingraham and Ann Coulter, has a Twitter account. And her blog today is about people following her on Twitter who creep her out. These include pudgy right-wing political guru Karl Rove, as well as Maricopa County's sadistic, septuagenarian sheriff. (Well, his Twitter double, anyway. See above.)

"The Twitter creeps gets stranger," writes McCain, after outing Rove's icky ways. "My local Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio (who, as the author of America's Toughest Sheriff, is notorious in his own right) recently sent me a Tweet about an answer I gave a fellow Twitter follower. He tried to tell me to go easy on them. It's really scary when the guy who houses his inmates in tents in the summer and whose most visible public-relations success involves pink underwear, boxers, and handcuffs tells you to tone it down. The sheriff also inexplicably Tweeted me to say my mother owes him $10. Say what?"

One might regard Arpaio's obsession with Meghan McCain to be a tad unseemly. But in reality, Arpaio's interest in Meghan's Twitterings likely has more to do with the fact that; (see Update above) Arpaio's the sworn enemy's of Meghan's pa Sen. John McCain. See, back in 2004, the Senator, fed up with Arpaio's lunacy and grandstanding, endorsed Joe's rival in the 2004 state GOP primary for sheriff, then Republican Dan Saban.

Arpaio has since dissed McCain in many ways: endorsing Mitt Romney over McCain in the 2008 Republican Presidential primary; using McCain's blurb for Joe's 1996 book Sheriff Joe Arpaio: America's Toughest Sheriff on Joe's 2008 tome Joe's Law; and skipping today's hearing on border violence by the U.S. Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee, on which McCain sits.

So you could think of Joe's Tweets to Meghan as a subtle message to the dad, that even at this late date in their feud, Joe's got an eye on his daughter. Now that's really creepy.

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Comments (16)

sunshyncat says:

How is Arpaio twittering? I thought he didn't even use email.

Posted On: Monday, Apr. 20 2009 @ 2:35PM
Colbert Lover says:

Who gives a crap about McCain's daughter unless her fat ass is in Hustler. Even then, she's only there so you can count the dimples on her KFC sized rump. You'd probably get an advance copy Lemmons since you're one of their favorite one handed writers apparently.

Not only that, but the dufus on Twitter claiming to be Arpaio isn't even Arpaio. So there's some real genius twitting on the bobble head daughter of a guy who lost the Presidential election to a guy who bows to the Saudis and champions Hugo Chavez for Christ sakes. What does that make Meghan? A pimple on the ass of a pig wearing lipstick.

She creeps me out man...

Posted On: Monday, Apr. 20 2009 @ 2:45PM
TommyC says:

Interesting. For some reason I am thinking I had seen or read that the MCSO shurf doesn't even know how to turn on a computer. Could it be that he forgot that statement along the way?

Just one more 'thing' we learn about the MCSO shurf.

I would expect that John McCain's 'people' will be talking to the MCSO shurf and suggesting he discontinue any further dialogue. Not that he would listen.

We are just one heart attack away from a very happy day.

Posted On: Monday, Apr. 20 2009 @ 2:54PM
WhoKnows says:

Maybe it isn't Arpaio himself - one of his PR handlers maybe?

It's a way to increase the Arpaio cult.

Posted On: Monday, Apr. 20 2009 @ 4:00PM
GENO says:

What has become of the ancient (Sher-off)? The decrepit "creep" is now stalking the daughter of Sen. Juan McCain, like an old movie, that bores me to sleep.

And here, we got the ghastly hordes of unruly natavists howling and hooting at the daughter of a well known powerful Senator. I must agree with the other blogger above, that "McCain's People" must need to contact this sinister (Sher-off) and give him the cold shoulders he wholeheartly deserves. But since this rogue KKKop is stalking Megahn McCain, what the daughter of John needs to do is, be more vocally critical of our corrupted (Sheriff). The more opposition from powerful people, the better......

Posted On: Monday, Apr. 20 2009 @ 4:36PM
Patriot2009 says:

Get a clue, you moronic ass-lickers, Arpaio does not twitter! That seems to be the domain of the intelligence impaired and those with way to much time on their hands.

Sounds more like a stunt Lemons himself would perpetrate!


Grow up and get an education!

Posted On: Tuesday, Apr. 21 2009 @ 9:34AM
chadsnow says:

Patriot2009 says "Arpaio does not twitter." You're right, he probably has one of his half million dollar a year P.R. people do it for him...

Posted On: Tuesday, Apr. 21 2009 @ 10:13AM
William Crum says:

A McCain with a brain; just keep telling Joe that he got to go and retire. Hey John can retire. Then he and the Clown can talk about old time.

Posted On: Tuesday, Apr. 21 2009 @ 10:14AM
Fran says:

Dude... really? Meghan McCain is a doofus. It's not even the real Joe.

Posted On: Tuesday, Apr. 21 2009 @ 11:55AM
Fran says:

Also, you morons that are giving her props... Realize that *she* doesn't realize that the Joe Arpaio twitter is fake, and neither do you. You, too, are all morons.

Posted On: Tuesday, Apr. 21 2009 @ 12:15PM
Todd Stallion is Gay says:

She has a nice full size Cameltoe

Posted On: Tuesday, Apr. 21 2009 @ 3:33PM
slyfoxinvestigations says:

Since when did she becomes such a great judge of people..just another idiot like paris hilton who got famus by being a nothing..maybe she should stick to the donuts and leave the real judging to others

Posted On: Tuesday, Apr. 21 2009 @ 3:46PM
TommyC says:

Fran, I see your panties are in a wad this afternoon. Might want to start washing them instead of turning them inside out.

Posted On: Tuesday, Apr. 21 2009 @ 4:32PM
LB says:

The twitter account of Joe is actually run by @mancisocratic, which is the user that Joe told Meghan to go easy on.

Posted On: Tuesday, Apr. 21 2009 @ 6:01PM
Anonymous says:

Colbert Lover,

Obama being gracious to Hugo Chavez, another nation's leader, at a public event for leaders is not the same things as "championing" him. Instead, Obama is leading by example, showing charming good manners, being disarming, and making us look good to the world. It is much harder to rant against to the world against our leader after he has been nothing but pleasant and charming to you in front of the entire world. Score one for Obama.

I suggest that you stop watching and listening to the FOX propaganda machine because it is only creating hysterical anger in order to try to remain relevant now that most of the country is feeling traumatized and fed up with the agenda it promoted for the last eight years. FOX is worried about losing viewers so it is spewing garbage.

We are better off when other nations like and admire our leader.

Posted On: Thursday, Apr. 23 2009 @ 5:37AM
William Crum says:

Fran, if you don't have something nice to say, shut the h*ll up. You are a sinner and need to give the young lady the benefit of the doubt. We all know that Joey can't uses the computor and he could be stupid but get off the young lady butt: you hipo.

Posted On: Thursday, Apr. 23 2009 @ 12:31PM

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