Sean Hannity, Oliver North, Charlie Daniels and Assorted Redneck Musicians Invade Glendale
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A dental student's worst nightmare. That's what you can expect come August in Glendale as a snaggle-toothed horde of trailer park refugees descends on the Jobing.com Arena for Freedom Concert '09, a benefit show sponsored by Fox News wing-nut poster boy Sean Hannity and Phoenix's official Republiloon radio station KFYI 550 AM.
In my mind's eye, I see an updated, country-music version of Triumph of the Will. The only local event further to the right that's taken place recently was that skinhead Oi Fest in Tonopah this past September. However, I don't expect an overlap in fans. The Nascar set and the boot boys don't necessarily mix well, despite their many common goals.
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children of servicemen and women who have lost their lives in the line of duty." Granted, on its face, that sounds like a good cause. And if you act now, the Jobing.com Arena's Web site promises a package that includes a Freedom Alliance calendar, a classy American flag coffee mug, a tin of Skoal in the shape of the General Lee from The Dukes of Hazzard, and an Old Spice soap-on-a-rope carved in the image of Charlie Daniels' hirsute mug.
Okay, those last two are jokes. But you have to admit, the idea of the soap's kinda titillating...That beard of Charlie's has got to tickle.