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PUEBLO bats Sheriff Joe Arpaio pinatas, KTAR wing-nuts lose crucial brain cells as a result.

Tue May 06, 2008 at 11:09:35 AM

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Diablo Joe, pre-baton: The horns suit him.

Well, Monday was a thrilling Cinco de Mayo here in the Valley, with hundreds of anti-immigration nutbars baying at the moon and frothing at the mouth, all over three pinatas filled with candy. The pinatas -- two bearing the visage of our corrupt top constable and one of a Sheriff's truck -- were beaten to a paper mache pulp Monday evening as part of the kickoff celebration for the PUEBLO Center for Legal and Human Rights, a new pro-immigrant organization focused on youth activism.

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PUEBLO's Ray Ybarra gives Diablo Joe the A-Rod treatment.

Knuckledraggers Phoenix-wide gnashed what few teeth they have left in common over radio reports that their Hispanic-tormentin' hero was to be bashed in effigy until that effigy's split innards bled candy. The rants of racist blowhards filled the airways and online forums. But the affair was actually a festive one, intent on fundraising for the new organization and its facility on the northeast corner of 13th Street and Van Buren. Folks bought raffle tickets for the chance to take a whack at a midget Devil Joe, or a bigger, black-clad Nickel Bag Joe. The MCSO truck was cool, too, but it didn't seem to inspire quite as much vigor on the part of participants for some reason.

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The end result...

Asked about all the nativist hubbub on sites like those for KTAR 92.3 FM, home to bigoted morning lip-flapper Darrell Ankarlo, PUEBLO organizer Ray Ybarra was unapologetic.

"It amazes me that people are outraged if you put a picture on a pinata," said the Stanford Law School-educated 29-year-old. "But when somebody's separated from their family, when someone's going to the store, and they get pulled over, and the next thing you know is their children come home to an empty house, no one is outraged about that."

Outraged? In this benighted patch of the globe, my friend, they practically dance a jig and piss their pants in the process.

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Pinata number two, ready for punishment.

Still, it gives me untold pleasure to read the retard ramblings on KTAR's Web site, from low-I.Q. idgits who don't get the whole pinata shtick, or the lampooning of public figures and political enemies. It's like they've never seen a political cartoon before. Or an ad parody. So this pinata-with-a pol's-face-on-it-thing pisses them off, supposedly. Actually, it's mostly fake outrage. If it were somebody they didn't like, such as Mayor Phil Gordon or Governor Napolitano done up in crinkled tissue and held high for bopping, they'd be all for it.

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These guys are just havin' too much fun...

"It's a cultural thing," explained Ybarra of political pinatas, which are no big deal in Mexico (or here in the U.S., to be honest). "It's definitely something that isn't understood by Sheriff Arpaio and others in the anti-immigrant community."

It isn't very foreign, really -- unless you're some Sand Land shitkicker who's as dumb as the dirt on his britches. There's even an El Paso, Texas, company that sells pinatas in the likeness of Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Dick Cheney, and so on. Perhaps pinatas.com should add an Arpaio to their catalogue.

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Pinata Joe numero dos, minus those sweet innards.

On the TV news, Joe tried to sound all butt-hurt, saying, "I eat in Mexican restaurants all the time," that Hispanic patrons there ask for his autograph. Thing is, Joe, when they do that, and show you their backsides, it's not exactly a compliment.

PUEBLO's stated mission is to combat the nativists, the Minutemen, the militarization of the border, and to aid immigrants in need. Looks like it's off to a smashing start. With its first night in existence, it got all the racists riled, made the TV news shows, and had some good fun smacking pinata Joe in the process. Right now, I'm eager for PUEBLO's encore.

(P.S.: Can't figure out how to make the squiggly line over the "n" in pinata. So just imagine it's there, folks.)

34 Comments:

Q Street Underground says:

Pueblo represents a real dream-team; some of the brightest, most experienced organizers in the under fourty set that Phoenix has to offer. Phoenix is lucky to have them, and can count on them to provide some much needed leadership.


As for effigies...


For a long time, the racists with United for a Sovereign America used to have a Hispanic looking baby doll with a noose around its neck hanging from the back of their signs so you could only see it from inside the Macehualii center. They had written “Anchor Baby” on its shirt. Now the same people who thought it was funny to hang effigies of US citizen babies in nooses are acting outraged that a Cinco de Mayo party included a piñata.


Give me a break.

sunshyncat says:

When I first heard this story yesterday, it kind of turned my stomach. Do we really have to stoop down to Joe’s press-slut level to draw attention to a good cause? In doing so, the group fed his insatiable appetite for media attention. I don’t know. It wouldn’t have been my tactic, but I hope it gave them the kind of attention they wanted.

FB – you made me go on KTAR again. I just went almost a week without arguing with the racists on the comment board, but now I’m back for more punishment. I wish more people would show up to rile their feathers, pointless as it may be.

Democrat equals communist says:

This is an outstanding example of the education and leadership example being provided by the families and civic organizations in the Hispanic community.

This is the kind of stuff that continues to feul the fires of the debates.
The average citizens sees this behavior and they get scared. The next thing you know these "civic groups" will be holding weapons training for their youth.

If the pinata had been an effigy of President Calderon or Ceasar Chavez then the cries of Nazism and racism would be heard for miles.

LarryW says:

Pinatas.com doesn't list these, anybody know where I can buy one?

Anonymous says:

You people make me sick

Democrat equals Communist says:

As I said earlier.....Pueblo is a great civic minded organization showing the youth how to respect law enforcement.
The parents that brought their children to this event are to blame for the things happening in our city today.
This kind of publicity feuls the fire of the debates.

If the pinatas had been in the likeness of ceasar Chavez or President Calderon the cries of racism would be heard for miles. As far as the comment from Q Street Underground and the "anchor baby effigie" that is a lie and he knows it. This is the kind of racism that will divide this city to an irrepairable level.

kb says:

i am outraged, OUTRAGED!

i bought 5 tickets and didn't win a chance to swing at the rabid dog!

Mary says:

Enforcing laws is hateful and racist??? And bashing a Sheriff Joe pinata isn't? What kind of demented logic is that? The
pueblo-culture type logic? Ah, must be.

Todd Stallion says:

Chinga tu madres you fucking wetbacks! Leave oue sheriff alone.

D.J. Racist Ryke says:

I gotta give those comrades at PUEBLO some props for coming up with that idea of a spoof of Joe Arcorrupto into a pinata. That KKKorupt of a Sheriff deserves every insults thrown at him. How can such law abiding Americans hold any oz. of respect for such lawlessness? Those shitkicking inbreeds of the Hills Have Eyes are traitorious to the true purveyors of Law Enforcement. I'm talking about Enforcers such as Jack Harris, George Gascon, Dan Saban, Gerald Richards and last but not least the mayor Phil Gordon. For rounding up the felony warrants unserved by the Sheriff.

Many of the members of that little band of dastardly natavists are criminally intent and promote such criminality with the likes of Laine Lawless(lawless??? ain`t that ironic?) putting the public at risk for Arson in a fire hazardous state like AZ. Public Pisser--Voyuerist "Bison" Rick Galeener showing off his 3 in wienershewsky at a family., J.T. Ready(guilty by association). Hobbit Lady Anna Gaines who have unconrtollable temper tantrums at demo-events smacking people for no real justification. They all need to be kept on a leech. All of them!!
Lock em up and throw away the key.

D.J. Racist Ryke says:

I think that Arizona should move to become a part of Mexico because things are run better down in Mexico.

I also think instead of an English learner law, there should be a Spanish learner law and all whites should have to speak spanish, because English is a european language, whereas Spanish was spoken by the Aztecs and Iriquois.

Dennis Gilman says:

This is interesting.

Its ok to distroy my personal freedom of Privacy by making a poster with my name, address and phone number on it and Parade around the Lawn of the State Capital with it- advertising it to a bunch of Nazi Thugs on May 1st? Then post it on one of your Hate-Site?

But if some one has a Pinata with Arpaio's face on it, that is offensive?

Did it ever dawn on those that did that with my personal info, it may not help get folks to sign their names, addresses on your RECALL PETITION?

hmm Karma


Todd Stallion says:

Chinga tu madres you fucking wetbacks! Leave oue sheriff alone.
You mean Leave our sheriff alone.
Sorry bout that typo. Ankarlo sweaty balls were stuffed in my mouth at the time.

Eddie K says:

To the disappointment of all, no candy fell out when the pinatas broke open. Just a bunch of crap.

anonymous says:

todd stallion go back to your home at east valley tribune where your people are...you really are a sick one.

AZ Observer says:

The pinatas are great! If Arpaio can demean the inmates using pink underwear and other trappings, then I'm sure he can understand the concept behind the pinatas. You create a demeaning culture for our society and this is just the tip of the iceberg of what will follow. Are people supposed to sit back and continue to take the abuse Arpaio and his enablers hand out on a daily basis with their 24/7 control of the media?

Joe's gotta go! says:

Someone will make a million if they produce these pinatas for the election! We want some to kick around -- where can we get them?

Anonymous says:

Todd Stallion`s logical mindset fits the criteria of a Neo-Conservative hyprocrisy, as leeway for their complete fallacy. She's a real role model.

I think the Sheriff needs to set up his command post in East Mesa byond Power Rd. and clean out the mobile home parks infested with tweakers and pedo-saxon kiddie molesters. But oh? He doesn't go after the real criminals doesn't he?

My bad.

Slavyanski says:

I say it again and again, but it is AMAZING how incredibly concerned some people are about enforcing one particular law, the violation of which is not a criminal offense. You don't hear them raving about the need for tougher regulations on large corporations that steal billions from the public in the form of tax breaks, bailouts, etc.

You don't see them rallying in the streets calling for the indictment of members of the Bush administration for that little thing known as LYING TO CONGRESS AND STARTING A WAR AS A RESULT.

But someone overstays a visa and they are out in arms shouting ENFORCE DUH LAAAAAAAWWWWWW!!!

And WHEN do you see ANY of these individuals or groups bringing up ways to make this legal immigration easier? After all, they say it's just about people breaking the law- it would be far easier to create a guest worker program than deport them all and militarize the border. Sure...this has NOTHING to do with race!!!

@Dennis Gilman: I suggest you set up some kind of recording device on your phone and keep a camera around to record any kind of threats or intimidating behavior. If anything happens, you might be able to bring a suit against these organizatins, and seize the following treasures:

-Pickup trucks
-Country music CDs, which can be used for drink coasters or to even up any lopsided chairs or toasters.
-Dogs of unidentifiable pedigree
-Tires
-Delicious pills
-meth lab components
-A SNES game system with a Dr. Pepper stained copy of Mario Kart.
-Old VHS tapes
-Light bulbs
-Did I mention tires?
-200 pencils
-cans of Skoal
-An empty, lidless 55 gallon drum half full of unidentifiable maroon liquid
-And much MUCH more!!!!

Erika Page says:

Oh my god I have had so much fun looking at this pictures...is really funny...you guys are too much...at least they have a good sense of humor...

number88 says:

"It's a cultural thing," explained Ybarra of political pinatas"

sometimes some leaders just need to shut the fuck up!
this isn't true it might be your own cultural thing but you cannot say it's a hipanic cultural thing, a pinata is only used on birthdays stop lying! why couldn't he say "we're doing this because we hate Arpaio simple as that" u afraid to say it mr. Ybarra?

hey Bastard it's ALT+164 to make the "ñ" PIñATA!

david saint says:

Todd stallion:
lol, sounds like your the sweaty ball lickin champ...
Im white you fluffer, and im for deporting illegals, but against crooked cops...if your really about the law and about the good of the community, which i doubt, then you would want him gone...but your just another racist, redneck, inbred idiot who has nothing in their life but hate...get a life, shave your unibrow, and buy a blow up doll or a dog so you have a friend....
im more than happy to rile up racists feathers, i do it daily on azcentral....and welcome any inbred, white power, kkk, nazi, whatever to talk as much crap to me as you want.....it doesnt faze me because i know who i am, Im an American....standing up for American values and the US Constitution...what are you standing for other than hate?

D.J. Racist Ryke says:

Just so everybody knows that the 2nd comment written by an imposter D.J. wasn't written by me.
I don't speak of lick of Spanish, I'm pro-English, damn-it. I'm pro-Law. Typical smear tactics by natavists because they don't have anything better to say. F-U.

NEO-COON(R-Mesa) says:

Oh! How I wish I could use my Bushido Blade on that pinata. One swing will surely decapitate the head-rolls royce!

(P.S. My sword is made by Cold Steel™)

Jill Jay says:

Ahh, poor widdle Joe got his feelings hurt over a couple paper mache dolls, I feel sooo sorry for him - NOT.

Maybe if he actually did his job and pursued all the felony warrants outstanding in Maricopa County instead of hassling those who have more pigment in their skin than him, I might feel differently.

Nah.

Get to know Tent City, Joe. I'd bet my last $$$ that will be your residence after you leave office and all your malfecence is fully exposed.

Anonymous says:


Slavinsky- You Rock! That was one of the best posts I've read.

And DJ- anyone who stoops so low as to us someone elses name to post is a real å-hole. Serously-very lame.

Joe's gotta go! says:

It's great to see the "other" side step forward and show Joe what a sense of humor looks like! He and his supporters don't think it's so funny when the shoe is on the other foot. Pink underwear, bobbleheads and other marketing gimmicks have been used to build the "arpaio brand" at taxpayers expense. Where's the "bobblehead" money? We need it in the county budget which is in the red. The 'pinatas" speak volumes! All of you have guts and courage.

Pinata Contest needed! says:

The pinatas are great! The photographer and creators of the pinatas should enter them in a contest. They'd win hands down!

Vigilant in Maricopa County says:

Great article Stephen -- keep up the courageous work, though I must say the group stepping out with the pinatas gets the most points! In this racist climate, they are brave.

Tu Madre says:

I love it! Pinatas shaped like cops, who'd a thunk it? !Chinga sus madres, "nativists," tambien! I know my Spanish is lousy, but at least I can speak a couple of languages well enough to find the pork.

Also, why are the redneck peckerwoods called "nativists," when the Mexican-Americans are a lot closer to native in this neck of the woods than they are?

And, can we please deport the rednecks back to Tennessee or wherever the hell they came from?

Anonymous says:

Tu Madre says....

The Mexican-Americans are a lot closer to native in this neck of the woods than they are?

Mexicans are a direct result of the Native American Indian Squaw's being raped by the Spaniards who initially settled here. (A dark part of history that Mexicans refuse to acknowledge)

Mexicans are a mut race, hence the reason pure Hispanics (Spaniards, Puerto Ricans, Cubans, etc) hate Mexicans.

Slavyanski says:

Actually given the history and culture of Mexico, as well as the admixture of Native American DNA in many otherwise European descended Americans(those having roots going back far enough in the New World), it could be said that Mexico is not that much more indigenous or non-European than the US or Canada for that matter.

If more Mexican-Americans would accept this fact about their identity, it would be one measure to help build a bridge between the "native" American population and the Mexican community. Identity politics never help anything, they just feed ammunition to the right.

Gus Bachman says:

I came here from a state known for corruption (Lousyana)The ex Gov doin time for stealing cattle from the prison that his brother ran (Angola) and taking bribes and kickbacks from casino owners who wanted to do business in the state. his name is Edwin Edwards. New Orleans (where I did not live) is predominatly black but on average only 3-4 cases of racial profiling per year were reported. Not saying more did not happen, but Nickle Bag Joe is OUT OF CONTROL. Since when can an elected official decide where his subordinites patrol? Last I heard Guadelupe is in Maricopa County. He is an ASSHOLE with a capitol ASSHOLE. My tax dollars pay his salary and what saya he decides to not patrol Glendale which is where I live. How can this happen. He not only has a big opinion of himself he has one helluva BIG EGO

Glendale Patrol says:

Gus Bachman says: Lousyana ?????? Where/What is Lousyana ??????

Want to know why Sheriff Joe does not need tp patrol Glendale Gus, because Glendale is not a Sanctuary City and we enforce the immigration laws here. Notice you'll rarely see the "day labors" hanging out around a Home Depot in Glendale.

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