Tranny Love

courtesy M. Delgina
Through a glass darkly: Michelle Delgina still wants to use the chick's loo at Anderson's...

Michelle Delgina, one of the transgendered chicks-with-sticks who's demanding to use the female facilities at Anderson's Fifth Estate in Scottsdale, sent along pics of herself recently, and I thought I'd share. One seems to be a little dark on purpose, and the other is posed as if to capture Michelle's "good" side. You can almost see how, if you were in a very, very dark bar late at night, and blurry-eyed from bucketful after bucketful of Long Island Iced Teas, you might make one of those classic Ode to Billy Joe errors, if you know what I mean.

courtesy M. Delgina
Delgina's "good" side: Could "she" pass?

Still waiting on snaps of Michele deLaFreniere, who I gather is a bit more on the butch side. Till then, enjoy the Photoshopped image below by New Times staffer Quinn Murphy in which Murphy tries to bring to life Delgina's bizarre, twisted daydream wherein she imagines yours truly as a ginormous gerbil in a dirty cage. I think he did a pretty good job. Read the long, tortured letter from Delgina here, "Transgender Benders," if you wish to compare Delgina's verbiage to Quinn's art.

image by Quinn Murphy
That's me on the left. I feel like Templeton the Rat in Charlotte's Web: The original, not the remake.

BTW, I went by Anderson's this past Saturday night -- not one tranny parading in protest. Needless to say, a Stonewall riot, this ain't...I'd have more respect for them if they were out there in the brass monkey weather, marching up and down the street. Hard to keep your bollocks warm while you're in a skirt, I reckon.

PS: Wonder how this hullabaloo began? Check out "Tranny-gate."

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