Can we trade in American-born psychopaths for some rock-solid DREAMers? Purty please?

The nativists are a parasitic lot. They gloat when someone is murdered by an "illegal immigrant," or any kind of immigrant, actually.

In the Boston bombings, they made a feast of the two brothers, the alleged terrorists: one a naturalized U.S. citizen, the other granted asylum.

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-Jesus Molina Owns the SUV That Struck and Killed Phoenix Cop Daryl Raetz, Police Say
-Phoenix Cop Daryl Raetz Killed by Hit-and-Run SUV-Driving Scum (w/Update)

Suddenly, the brothers Tsarnaev became Chechen-born poster-boys for those opposed to comprehensive immigration reform, the reason why the 11 to 12 million who pass background checks, pay a fine, and jump through 13 years of hoops to become citizens under the Gang of Eight's plan should be sent packing instead.

Now there's the suggestion that the person who may have been driving that green SUV that hit and killed Phoenix Police Officer Daryl Raetz might be in the country illegally.

We don't know for certain, yet. We may know soon. The owner of the vehicle, Jesus Molina, has been arrested on unrelated charges.

For the haters, it's time to get the lynch mob fired up. They can't get to Molina, but rhetorically, at least, they'll lynch all of the undocumented, and likely throw in all other recent arrivals, as well as all Hispanics while they're at it.

Phoenix Police Officer Daryl Raetz

There should be a special ring of Hell devoted to hit-and-run drivers, if there isn't already. Not to mention that it must take a special kind of SOB to hit a cop and keep rolling.

Authorities currently are looking for the driver of a dark gray or green SUV that struck and killed Phoenix Police Officer Daryl Raetz early this morning, as he and his partner finished up with the scene of a DUI stop near 51st Avenue and Cambridge, on the west side.

According to the Phoenix Police Department's press release, Raetz, 29, was hit by the SUV, which was traveling north on 51st Avenue. He was taken to St. Joseph's Hospital in Phoenix where he died of injuries.

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Jan Brewer, one mean-spirited lying bigot...

They don't call her "GED Jan" for nothin'.

Following U.S. District Court Judge David Campbell's ruling this week in Arizona Dream Act Coalition v. Jan Brewer, Brewer was quick to gloat and mischaracterize Campbell's decision, painting it as a vindication of her prejudiced policy.

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-Jan Brewer's Bigoted Policy Denying Driver's Licenses to DREAMers in Federal Judge's Hands

On her Facebook page, someone who knows how to spell wrote on behalf of our English- language-challenged chief exec that, "a federal court UPHELD my Executive Order and Arizona's law denying driver's licenses to illegal aliens who President Obama has allowed to remain in our country under his outrageous [Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals] program."

"Upheld"? In your dreams, Jan.

True, Campbell declined to issue an injunction against enforcement of the order, as sought by the plaintiffs.

However, there are stringent requirements that must be met before a judge can issue such an injunction.

Sheriff Joe: King of Maricopa County till he croaks? Looks that way.

The roller-coaster campaign to recall Sheriff Joe Arpaio took another dive today. With just two weeks left before the recall's May 30 deadline, the on-again, off-again paid effort to gather signatures is off again.

See also:
-Joe Arpaio Recall: 14 Days Left, a New Dennis Gilman Video
-Joe Arpaio Recall Re-Ignites Paid Petition Effort with 22 Days to Go
-Joe Arpaio Recall Claims 200,359 Valid Signatures with 38 Days and Counting

This afternoon, I was forwarded a text message sent out to paid canvassers by Sign Here Petitions, informing them that the recall Arpaio committee Respect Arizona had "shut off" the paid drive. They were ordered to stop collecting signatures and turn in their petitions Friday.

Recall Arizona campaign manager Lilia Alvarez confirmed that this was the case. She explained that Recall Arizona had been in negotiations for more funds to keep the paid drive alive, but the funds did not materialize.

"These donors had questions about who the candidate [against Arpaio] would potentially be in the future," she told me. "Today, they decided that they weren't going to donate at the last push anymore. It is disappointing."

Alvarez says the sticking point was the lack of a definite candidate to bet on.

"We made sure to explain...that wasn't the way it works," she said. "But different people think differently, and they're conditional thinkers."

Citizens for a Better Arizona president Randy Parraz makes two very important points in this new video from Dennis Gilman.

The first has to do with what is possible.

See also:
-Joe Arpaio Shill Chad Willems' Bogus Pro-Joe "Petition" (w/Update)
-Joe Arpaio's Chad Willems Talks to the Shadow Army about the "Blocking Campaign" and the End of GOP Rule in Maricopa County
-Joe Arpaio Recall Re-Ignites Paid Petition Effort with 22 Days to Go

"I assure you right now," he tells recall supporters during a recent meeting at the Wright House in Mesa. "And we've talked about this before, there are 335,317 people that currently are registered to vote, that live in Maricopa County, that don't support Sheriff Arpaio.

"That is a fact. Our challenge is, are we going to be able to get to them...to make this happen?"

Don "Teacher-Terror" Shooter wants to give crusty ol' Joe $1.5 million of your dough...

Note: Please see update below.

Think Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's been doin' a bang-up job lately, and not just on that broken arm of his?

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-Don't Tread On Me, I'm DON SHOOTER!: Senator Allegedly Assaults Teacher

I mean, we hardly see "America's toughest sheriff" these days after his slip and fall earlier this year. Maybe he's holed up in Fountain Hills driving Ava crazy or maybe MCSO flack Lisa Allen is doing some kind of weird Weekend at Bernie's thing with his corpse. (See note below.)

Either way, you reckon he deserves an additional $1.5 million he can do pretty much any dang thing he pleases with?

Well, seems GOP state Senator Don Shooter, the guy known for allegedly bum rushing school receptionists, does.

Today (Wednesday) the Appropriations Chair offered an amendment to a budget reconciliation bill in committee that would hand over $1.5 million in funds from the state's Gang and Immigration Intelligence Team Enforcement Mission "to a county sheriff of a county with a population of more than three million persons."

Um, which would be Arpaio, as Maricopa County is the only one that fits that bill.

FAIR (aka, Federation of A-hole Immigration Restrictionists)

John Philip Sousa IV, leeching off his great-grandpappy's legacy while dissing immigrants and backing the birther crusade

Nativist Nimrod and birther nutbar John Philip Sousa IV slays me with his whole, "Guess who my great-grandpappy was?" song and dance, which he uses to sell his lame book about the original John Philip Sousa, shill for racist organizations like the Federation for American Immigration Reform, and pimp for Maricopa County's High Pooh-Bah of Hard Arteries, our despised Depends-wearin' despot, Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

See also:
-Joe Arpaio Fans Look a Little Desperate With Billboards Urging People Not to Sign Recall
-Joe Arpaio's Wing-Nut Supporter John Philip Sousa IV's Hysterical Appeal for Moolah

Check out a pic ofSousa, and you'll see a massive dork who's spent his entire life pushing paper for the financial industry, a fella with the personality of a tongue-depressor
and all the charm of that weasel Lumbergh from Office Space.

Join the fight to end Joe Arpaio's 20 year reign of error and terror.

A talentless, middle-aged, pear-shaped cipher, JPS IV may be, but he knows how to make a buck while boosting our bumbling, clodhopper sheriff.

What, you didn't think Sousa did all that shuckin' and jivin' for Joe without taking his cut, did ya?

ArizonaRepublic

The little ad in front of the video is so annoying that I've deleted the embed, swapping it out for this still. If you want, check out the obnoxious video on the Rep's website.

The Arizona Republic's editorial board must be patting themselves on the back right now. Why, they scored an editorial on the Gang of Eight's immigration bill from none other than recalled, disgraced two-time loser Russell Pearce, Sand Land's high satrap of hate.

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-Russell Pearce, Ol' Buds with Killer J.T. Ready, Now Wants to Be the Poster Boy for Gun Rights
-Russell Pearce's Massive Whoppers on Horizon
-Russell Pearce Seems Incapable of Telling the Truth, Even About His Own Religion
-Does Russell Pearce Believe in the "Holy Lie"?
-Russell Pearce's Falsehoods, Inaccuracies and Inventions on Channel 12's Sunday Square-Off

Gee, what will the Rep do to top this dumb stunt? Maybe they could get David Duke to comment on race relations, Eliot Spitzer to pen a piece about the scourge of prostitution, or Bernie Madoff to write a column on how to invest your excess cash.

And why not open up the commentaries on immigration reform even further? I'm sure nativist anti-Semite Glenn Spencer would love to horn in on the action.

Not to mention Spencer's ex-bud, minutewoman Shawna Forde, now sitting on Arizona's death row after being sentenced to die for the murders of 9-year-old Brisenia Flores and her father, Raul.

Forde could do an op-ed for the Rep. Then a Rep flunky could interview her via phone, and let her explain why it's okay to off brown people.

My point is, not everyone's opinion is equal or even valid. And if the "paper of record" is going to grant a 1,000-word-plus column and several online video snippets to a hatemonger like Pearce, then it should at least challenge his bogus facts, misinformation, and prevarications.

Arpaio, back when both arms still worked . . .

With 22 days remaining, the effort to boot Sheriff Joe Arpaio from office has re-started the paid petition-gathering campaign it discontinued back on March 18.

See also:
-Joe Arpaio Fans Look a Little Desperate With Billboards Urging People Not to Sign Recall
-Joe Arpaio Recall: Give Joe the Pink Slip and Help Retire Him from Office
-Joe Arpaio Recall Claims 200,359 Valid Signatures with 38 Days and Counting

Lilia Alvarez, the campaign manager for the recall-Joe group Respect Arizona, confirmed this evening that a "joint paid and volunteer" campaign is now in effect, in part due to additional funds having been received by the group.

Join the fight to end Arpaio's tyranny once and for all.

"We're very grateful for the donors that have stepped forward," she told me. "People know, with 22 days left, it's now or never."

She said the decision to end the paid campaign in March was a tough one, but some of contributions pledged to the group had not materialized.

Donate to the Arpaio Recall group Respect Arizona.

"To hold those pledging money and our own volunteers accountable, we had to scale down the paid effort and hammer away at our fundraising," she said.

Monty's head nearly explodes as he's challenged by Carlos Garcia of Puente

Kudos to Carlos Garcia and his fellow activists at Puente for again confronting Maricopa County Attorney Bill Montgomery on his policy of overcharging undocumented workers so as to make them ineligible for bail, coercing a guilty plea that will likely make them deportable.

See also:
-Bill Montgomery's Victims Break: 14 Captured in Sportex Raid Plead Out Under Coercion
-DPS Officer's Pursuit of DREAMer Lands Woman in Stir for Six Months (w/Update)
-Bill Montgomery's Victims Plead Not Guilty En Masse as Their Children Weep
-Bill Montgomery's Smoking Gun: ICE PowerPoint Shows Monty's Minions How to Deport More Immigrants

Garcia tells me that Monty was in Maryvale on Thursday night, along with Phoenix Police Chief Daniel Garcia and Phoenix City Councilman Danny Valenzuela, for a community forum. Essentially, Puente took over, and put Monty on blast for his apartheid-like practices.

In his address to Montgomery seen in the video above, Garcia asks him about the 23 mothers, fathers, grandfathers, aunts and uncles arrested February 8, in Sheriff Joe Arpaio's raid on Sportex Apparel in Tempe.

These ordinary workers were charged with class four felonies for forgery and identity theft, and held without bail. Their undocumented status and the type of felonies they were charged with made them ineligible for bond under Arizona law.

After three months of enduring regular strip-searches, violent conditions, abusive detention officers, and inedible rations, fourteen of the accused signed agreements with the MCAO this week, pleading guilty to class six felony impersonation, a plea that will likely make them removable by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement.