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Robert Lheureux Managed to Steal $10,000 Worth of Stuff From a Grocery Store, Police Say
November 27, 2012 in Valley Fever
MCSORobert LheureuxA Mesa man spent his Thanksgiving managing to steal about $10,000 worth of stuff from a Fry's grocery store.If you're wondering how it was even possible for 48-year-old Robert...
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Jon Kyl Proposes Something That Is Kind of, Sort of, Like the DREAM Act
November 27, 2012 in Valley Fever
Kyl says this special pathway to citizenship creates "no special pathway to citizenship."Now that outgoing Republican Senator Jon Kyl doesn't have to rely on votes from the anti-immigrant crowd, he...
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Bill Maher (No, Not That One) Was Arizona's Most Successful Third-Party Candidate
November 27, 2012 in Valley Fever
Bill Maher (left) and Bill Maher (right).Attention Charles Sheen, Toms Cruz, Bartholomew Simpson, and other people with near-celebrity names: it's time to run for public office.One example of why that...
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Best Word to Describe This Photo of Jan Brewer in a Christmas Sweater?
November 27, 2012 in Valley Fever
FacebookGovernor Jan BrewerAbove is a picture of Governor Jan Brewer in front of a Christmas tree inside the Capitol.This picture was posted on the governor's Facebook account, along with an...
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ASU Beats UA to Take Back Territorial Cup: The Finer Points
November 26, 2012 in Valley Fever
via Brandon MageeThe Territorial Cup, back in TempeAs you may know, or should know, Arizona State University beat the University of Arizona on Friday to win back college football's oldest...
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John Morken Took Anti-Anxiety Pills -- Between Three and "Hundreds" -- Before Causing Crash That Killed One Kid, Injured Others, Cops Say
November 26, 2012 in Valley Fever
MCSOJohn MorkenA 14-year-old child is dead, and two other children were injured after being ejected from a vehicle that was rear-ended on Interstate 10 on Friday by a driver hopped...
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Bad Prison Wine Blamed for Landing Seven Inmates in Intensive Care
November 26, 2012 in Valley Fever
thedailyomnivore.netSeven state prison inmates in Florence are in intensive care, probably because they tried to get wasted this weekend.Of course, the prison doesn't bring in bottles of pinot grigio for...
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David Goodrich Accused of Killing Roommate's Dog; He Says It Was "Obviously Dead" After He Stepped on It
November 26, 2012 in Valley Fever
MCSODavid GoodrichDavid Goodrich told police in Tempe that he "accidentally" stepped on his roommate's dog.The dog was "obviously dead" after this, Goodrich, 25, told the cops, but the fact that...
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Arizona Cardinals Lit Up by St. Louis Rams; Ryan Lindley Does Not Perform Miracles
November 26, 2012 in Valley Fever
Rookie quarterback Ryan Lindley's clearly not the Arizona Cardinals' quarterback messiah, as evidenced by the 31-17 loss to the St. Louis Rams in Glendale yesterday, and Lindley's four interceptions along...
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Most Depressing Black Friday Video of 2012?
November 26, 2012 in Valley Fever
croneandbearit.wordpress.comBlack Friday's a great American pastime in which citizens storm retailers -- most notably Walmart -- fight with each other over low-quality and low-cost goods, and proceed to make YouTube...
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Joe Arpaio Sidesteps $3.25 Million Jail-Death Settlement, Throws a Fit About Cost of Feeding Inmates Thanksgiving Meal
November 21, 2012 in Valley Fever
Sheriff Joe Arpaio is very sorry about your G.D. nickels.Forget about the settlement approved by the county this week that sends $3.25 million to the family of a woman who...
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Ryan Lindley Named the Starting Quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals This Week
November 21, 2012 in Valley Fever
bleacherrerport.comRyan LindleyRookie quarterback Ryan Lindley will be the Arizona Cardinals' starting quarterback this weekend against the St. Louis Rams, according to the team's official Twitter account.Although New Times readers preferred...
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John McCain's Theory of Obama Misleading Public on Benghazi May Be in the Toilet
November 21, 2012 in Valley Fever
After officially making President Obama upset over the finger-pointing related to the attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi, Libya, it turns out that Senator John McCain may not have...
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Chaparral High School Student Pleads Not Guilty to Scottsdale Sexual Assaults
November 21, 2012 in Valley Fever
Danny JacksonDanny Jackson, the 16-year-old Chaparral High School student accused of two sexual assaults in Scottsdale, pleaded not guilty this morning to the charges against him.Jackson was arrested nearly two...
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Vacation to Mexico: Yay or Nay?
November 21, 2012 in Valley Fever
colef.mxYesterday, the Department of State revised its travel advisory for U.S. citizens planning on traveling to Mexico, and while reminding the public that "millions" of Americans safely visit Mexico every...
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State Department Reminder: Traveling to Mexico Can Be Scary; Agency Notes Recent Violence in Rocky Point
November 20, 2012 in Valley Fever
utexas.eduMexico.The Department of State revised its travel advisory for U.S. citizens planning on traveling to Mexico, and reminds the public that "millions" of Americans safely visit Mexico every year.With that...
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Here Are Photos of an MCSO Deputy Pulling the Covers Off 10 Guys in a Bed (a Truck Bed)
November 20, 2012 in Valley Fever
MCSOBefore (left) and after (right).The photo above is of an MCSO deputy pulling the covers off 10 guys, who are in (a truck) bed together.These photos are included in a...
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Arizonans' Freedom to Interact With Strippers May Stay Safe This Year, Based on State Senate
November 20, 2012 in Valley Fever
uproxx.comRepublican state Senate President-elect Andy Biggs announced today who's going to be heading up the Senate's committees, and all we could think about was the strippers.As you may recall from...
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Piatas Used to Hide 425 Pounds of Weed, Feds Ruin Best Fiesta Ever
November 20, 2012 in Valley Fever
CBPUna fiesta.Federal law-enforcement officers busted what was undoubtedly going to be a great fiesta, as officials say 425 pounds of marijuana was found hidden in a shipment full of "assorted...
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Daniel Hall Is Bad at Picking Tattoos, Is Also Bad at Breaking Into Buildings, Allegedly
November 20, 2012 in Valley Fever
MCSODaniel HallIt's not immediately clear what's worse -- 23-year-old Daniel Hall's taste in face art, or his alleged burglary attempts on Tempe's Mill Avenue this weekend.Hall allegedly had a "jimmy...
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Who Should Play Quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals?
November 20, 2012 in Valley Fever
The Arizona Cardinals' quarterback situation has morphed from a controversy into a joke, as the Cardinals threw for a grand total of 41 yards in Sunday's loss to the Atlanta...
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Dylan Wroe Applied to Work at a Gilbert Dollar Store, Then He Allegedly Robbed It
November 19, 2012 in Valley Fever
MCSODylan WroeNote to brothers Dylan and Joshua Wroe: allegedly robbing a 99 Cents Only store was a bad idea.First, did either of you consider that filling shopping bags full of...
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Fred Thompson Jokes About Gilbert Woman Running Over Husband, Is Insulting to Humor
November 19, 2012 in Valley Fever
gretawire.foxnewsinsider.comFred Thompson has zero good jokes.Somehow, we found out today that former U.S. Senator and one-time awful presidential candidate Fred Thompson tells jokes on Twitter."AZ woman ran over husband w/...
Angel Padilla Caught a Month After Allegedly Shooting at (and Missing) Phoenix Cop 37 Times
November 19, 2012 in Valley Fever
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Ron Barber Defeats Martha McSally in CD-2
November 19, 2012 in Valley Fever
Congressman Ron BarberFinally, we know who Arizonans are sending to Congress -- the Democratic Congressman Ron Barber has an unbeatable lead over Republican challenger Martha McSally in CD-2.Indeed, it looked...
