Email AuthorMatthew Hendley
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Cops Go to Question David Denton About Hotel Burglary; Leaves Meth and Heroin With 6-Year-Old and Jumps Off Third-Floor Balcony
March 19, 2012 in Valley Fever
MCSODavid Denton allegedly jumped off a third-floor balcony to avoid the cops, leaving his kid with the drugs.?David Denton did not want to talk to the cops this weekend while...
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Daniel Delaney Allegedly Showed Off His Penis to Kids at the Dentist's Office; Gets Arrested After Dentist Chases Him Down
March 19, 2012 in Valley Fever
MCSODaniel Delaney's accusing of opening (his pants) wide at the dentist's office.?We usually don't call DDS of the year this early -- or at all, really -- but we'll give...
Phoenix Suns Bring Winning -- Yes, Winning -- Streak to Four With Weekend Wins Over Detroit Pistons, Houston Rockets
March 19, 2012 in Valley Fever
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Do You Hope Peyton Manning Sucks for the Rest of His Career?
March 19, 2012 in Valley Fever
The door to Arizona reportedly did not hit Peyton Manning in the ass on his way out.UPDATE: Denver!The Arizona Cardinals and Ken Whisenhunt delivered the news on Friday, saying free-agent...
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Meghan McCain: Not a Lesbian. "Strictly Dickly," She Says
March 16, 2012 in Valley Fever
Meghan McCain has arrived.?Meghan McCain, daughter of Senator John McCain, isn't a lesbian.That's about the most important fact we derived from her new Q&A with Playboy, in which she mostly...
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Jan Brewer Says She Won't Attend Senate Hearing to Answer Questions on SB 1070; Writes Letter Answering Questions on SB 1070
March 16, 2012 in Valley Fever
connaitrelabible.orgSenator Schumer's probably waiting at the mailbox right now.?New York Senator Charles Schumer has been trying to get Governor Jan Brewer to show up to his Senate subcommittee hearing on...
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Peyton Manning Likely Definitely Not Coming to Arizona Cardinals. Baseball, Anyone?
March 16, 2012 in Valley Fever
?UPDATE: The Arizona Cardinals released a statement from coach Ken Whisenhunt saying Manning "is no longer an option for us."You can throw that Arizona Cardinals Peyton Manning jersey you prematurely...
Corletha Davis Gets 22 Years Up the River for 2010 Cabbie Murder
March 16, 2012 in Valley Fever
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Pedro Reyes-Lopez, Cockfighting/Murder Suspect, Was Also an Elementary School Crossing Guard
March 16, 2012 in Valley Fever
MCSOMurder suspect, former school crossing guard, and two-time cockfighting arrestee Pedro Reyes-Lopez.?Pedro Reyes-Lopez, who was arrested by the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office over the weekend for allegedly hosting a cockfighting...
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David Schweikert's Plan for Dollar Coins: Yay or Nay?
March 16, 2012 in Valley Fever
candy.orgArizona Republican Congressman David Schweikert's trying to phase out the dollar bill, and replace it with a dollar coin through his "COINS" Act.According to a poll commissioned by a pro-dollar...
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Joe Arpaio's Most Recent Cockfighting Raid Complicates a Phoenix Murder Investigation
March 15, 2012 in Valley Fever
MCSOPedro Reyes-Lopez?On Saturday night, the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office raided a Phoenix cockfight, arresting 40 people -- 17 of them alleged to be illegal immigrants.One of those alleged illegal immigrants,...
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Arizona's Penis-Free "Birther" Bill Is Back in Action
March 15, 2012 in Valley Fever
?Republican state Representative Carl Seel and Senator Judy Burges are still trying to keep Americans they somehow believe are Kenyans -- well, at least one -- from being on the...
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Should Wendy Rogel-Pagasa Be Charged With Murder in Death of 2-Year-Old Son?
March 15, 2012 in Valley Fever
MCSOWendy Rogel-PagasaWendy Rogel-Pagasa pleaded not guilty yesterday to charges of second-degree murder and child abuse in the death of her 2-year-old son, Jorge Zamora-Rogel.Phoenix police say the 18-year-old mother called...
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Joe Arpaio Threat Leads to Probation for Tennessee Man; Actually Claimed Satan Told Him to Kill "Birthers" to Start a War
March 14, 2012 in Valley Fever
Adam Eugene Cox?The threat against Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio from some guy with a keyboard in Tennessee was apparently so serious that the sheriff's office says he was sentenced...
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Wendy Rogel-Pagasa Pleads Not Guilty to Second-Degree Murder and Child Abuse in 2-Year-Old Son's Death
March 14, 2012 in Valley Fever
MCSOWendy-Rogel Pagasa?Wendy Rogel-Pagasa* pleaded not guilty today to charges of second-degree murder and child abuse in the death of her 2-year-old son, Jorge Zamora-Rogel.Phoenix police say the 18-year-old mother called...
Phoenix Police Say a Guy Was Trying to Flag Down Cars in the Street Today -- and Shooting People Who Passed Him
March 14, 2012 in Valley Fever
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Would Bill Montgomery and Company Actually Prosecute Porn Actors for Prostitution?
March 14, 2012 in Valley Fever
montgomery2010.comMaricopa County Attorney Bill MontgomeryMaricopa County Attorney Bill Montgomery sent out a gentle reminder yesterday that anyone paid to appear in a porno flick "may be guilty" of prostitution.He's not...
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Bill Montgomery's Warning to the Porn Industry: Filming Nudie Flicks in Arizona May Be Prostitution (Even Though It's Been Happening Here for Years)
March 13, 2012 in Valley Fever
Maricopa County Attorney Bill Montgomery says having sex for money may be illegal.?Maricopa County Attorney Bill Montgomery's heard the news that several California porn-production companies may be planning to come...
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Russell Pearce Is Actually Going to Defend SB 1070 Before Senate Subcommittee
March 13, 2012 in Valley Fever
This guy will actually be testifying before a US Senate Subcommittee on SB 1070.?Ousted state Senate President Russell Pearce is actually going to defend Senate Bill 1070 before a US...
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Power Company Confirms Space Aliens Had Nothing to Do With Flashing Light Behind Fox 10 Reporter
March 13, 2012 in Valley Fever
weknowmemes.comLocal news reporter...
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Employers Not Covering Contraception for Religious or Moral Reasons: Yay or Nay?
March 13, 2012 in Valley Fever
marshall.eduThe alleged anti-Christ in question.?The Arizona Senate is currently considering a bill that would keep all of the existing prescription drug coverage for any medications your doctor prescribes for you,...
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Arizona Bill Calls for "Freedom" in Prescription Drug Coverage -- Unless You're a Woman and Your Boss Can Cite a Deity
March 12, 2012 in Valley Fever
blog.jayparkinsonmd.com?The Arizona Senate is currently considering a bill -- which has already been passed by the House -- that would keep all of the existing prescription drug coverage you're getting...
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Shapiro/Gaudet Murders: Michael Crane's Girlfriend Maricela Sanchez Arrested
March 12, 2012 in Valley Fever
MCSOMaricela Sanchez?Police have arrested the seventh person in connection with the murders of Paradise Valley couple Glenna and Lawrence Shapiro or Phoenix man Bruce Gaudet.Maricela Sanchez has been arrested on...
Tempe Police Not Suspecting "the Left" -- or Anyone Else -- for Damage to Wendy Rogers' Landscaping Decor
March 09, 2012 in Valley Fever
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Joe Arpaio: I Have Friends! So Many Friends! (On the Internet)
March 09, 2012 in Valley Fever
troll.me?Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio put out a press release today to brag about how many friends he has on the Internet -- again.We're not aware of any 15-year-old girls...
