Email AuthorMatthew Hendley
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John McCain Thinking Manny Pacquiao Got Screwed; Pushes for Boxing Regulation (Again)
June 18, 2012 in Valley Fever
Senator John McCain is not pleased about boxing judges scoring a decision for Timothy Bradley over Manny Pacquiao in the welterweight title match earlier this month.That said, now might finally...
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Joe Arpaio and MCSO Did Not Arrest a 6-Year-Old
June 18, 2012 in Valley Fever
teenadvocatesusa.orgNot the Maricopa County Sheriff's OfficeDespite what you may have heard -- and how Joe Arpaio-ish it sounds -- Maricopa County Sheriff's deputies did not arrest a 6-year-old on Friday.MCSO...
Ben Quayle Didn't Seem Upset With Immigration Policy Obama Announced Before the Name "Obama" Was Attached
June 18, 2012 in Valley Fever
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Legislators Met With Lobbyist for Apparently Fake Company in Ben Arredondo Bust
June 18, 2012 in Valley Fever
annyas.comFolks at Tempe City Hall weren't the only ones to meet with representatives of the apparently fake company believed to be set up by the FBI in its bust of...
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Best Reader Caption for Joe Arpaio and His Cake?
June 18, 2012 in Valley Fever
Your caption here.On Friday, we asked readers to write the caption for the above photo of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, with his cake from Citizens for a Better Arizona's...
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Neil Giuliano, Ex-Tempe Mayor, on His New Book: "There's a Lot People Don't Know"
June 15, 2012 in Valley Fever
Neil GiulianoFormer Tempe Mayor Neil Giuliano's giving the tell-all (maybe the tell-most) story of his life in a book released this month, and the man's got some stories to tell.Giuliano...
Scottsdale Now Offering Jail Time for People Who Get Caught Feeding Birds
June 15, 2012 in Valley Fever
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Jan Brewer's Response to Almost Everything About Obama Immigration Policy: Secure the Borders
June 15, 2012 in Valley Fever
Secure the border, baby.Governor Jan Brewer called for a press conference this morning shortly after news broke of the Obama administration's plan to stop deporting young undocumented immigrants who were...
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Joe Arpaio Gets a Cake From Randy Parraz in You Write the Caption
June 15, 2012 in Valley Fever
Your caption here.Archaeologists have discovered Maricopa County Joe Arpaio's birthday was yesterday, and in typical Arpaio fashion, he shouted it from the rooftops.For Arpaio's birthday, Citizens for a Better Arizona's...
Were Eight Law Enforcement Agencies Necessary for Recovering Old Book of Mormon?
June 15, 2012 in Valley Fever
Jesse Kelly Checks His Losing Margin, Decides Not to Run for Gabrielle Giffords' Old Seat Again
June 14, 2012 in Valley Fever
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Joe Arpaio Orders a Go-Kart Race and an Immigrant Roundup for His 80th Birthday
June 14, 2012 in Valley Fever
vegetarianstar.comThere were no blind people around to ruin Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's birthday this year, so he sent the boys in beige to round up some brown folks, then...
Mike Williams, Lobbyist Allegedly Connected to FBI's Bust of Ben Arredondo, Is an Important Guy in Tempe
June 14, 2012 in Valley Fever
Noelle Clough's Husband Was So Upset About a Cosmo Magazine Quiz That He Asked Her to Stab Him. She Did
June 14, 2012 in Valley Fever
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First-Edition Book of Mormon Recovered With Help From Eight Law Enforcement Agencies
June 14, 2012 in Valley Fever
Steal an old version of this, and you will be chased across the country.The theft of a first-edition Book of Mormon, we have discovered, is some serious shit.At least, it...
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Raymond Farinas Death: Are You Buying MCSO's Explanation for Arpaio's Latest Dead Inmate?
June 14, 2012 in Valley Fever
MCSORaymond FarinasNot long after the Maricopa County Medical Examiner's Office decided Marty Atencio -- the Army vet who died in Sheriff Joe Arpaio's Fourth Avenue Jail in December -- died...
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Joe Arpaio's "Birther" Madness Continues to Get Worse -- Sheriff May Testify in Florida
June 13, 2012 in Valley Fever
Joe Arpaio, Florida edition.As has happened numerous times before, we wrote about another ridiculous aspect of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's "birther" investigation earlier in the day, and it's gotten...
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FBI's Ben Arredondo Bust Apparently Cracked Open a Bit by Talking Points Memo
June 13, 2012 in Valley Fever
Tempe City HallTalking Points Memo has discovered some names behind the FBI's investigation into state Representative/former Tempe Councilman Ben Arredondo and others, which has so far led to Arredondo's indictment...
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Joe Arpaio, Who Turns Old as Dirt Tomorrow, Wants "Barrack" Obama Off Florida Ballots
June 13, 2012 in Valley Fever
speciallovebirthdays.blogspot.comAccording to carbon dating, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio turns 80 tomorrow, and for a pre-birthday celebration, he's participating in a Florida court matter related to his "birther" fascination.Arpaio is...
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First-Edition Book of Mormon Stolen From Mesa Store Recovered in Washington, D.C.; Jay Linford Pegged as Book's Thief
June 13, 2012 in Valley Fever
rickgrunder.comThis is what a first-edition Book of Mormon (or, really, any old book) looks like.It took help from the U.S. Marshals Service and the FBI, but a first-edition Book of...
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Gabrielle Giffords' Ex-Aide Ron Barber Elected to Fill Former Congresswoman's Seat
June 13, 2012 in Valley Fever
Congressman-elect Ron BarberRon Barber, a former aide to former Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, was elected yesterday to finish the remainder of Giffords' term.Giffords resigned from Congress earlier this year to focus...
David Seimon Claims Leaving His Baby "Soaked in Sweat" Inside Locked Truck Was No Accident
June 12, 2012 in Valley Fever
Daniel Wayne Cook Might Actually Be Executed This Time; The Juice Scheduled for August 8
June 12, 2012 in Valley Fever
ACLU Still Waiting for Pinal County Jail to Get It Together on Immigrant Detention
June 12, 2012 in Valley Fever
Michael Martinez, Arizona Grand Resort Attempted Rapist, Pleads Guilty to Charges
June 12, 2012 in Valley Fever
