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Best Reader Caption for Joe Arpaio's Master Birther Mike Zullo?
July 23, 2012 in Valley Fever
Photo by Jamie PeacheyYour caption here.On Friday, we asked readers to write the caption for the above photo of Sheriff Joe Arpaio's lead birther "investigator," Mike Zullo. After sifting through all...
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Tempe Naked Man on Bath Salts No. 3: Noah McQueen Fought Imaginary Bugs in Coffee Shop
July 20, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Naked Man on Bath Salts No. 2: Michael Hurtado Was Making Out With CarsSee also: Tempe Joins the Naked-Man-on-Bath-Salts Train bustedmugshots.comNoah McQueen after his February arrest on criminal trespassing...
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Tempe Naked Man on Bath Salts No. 2: Police Say Michael Hurtado Was Making Out With a U-Haul Steering Wheel and a Cop Car
July 20, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Tempe Joins the Naked-Man-on-Bath-Salts TrainMCSOPolice say Michael Hurtado was not wearing this t-shirt when he was making out with a steering wheel.The Tempe Police Department was probably not...
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Dwandarrius Robinson Accused of Murdering Pregnant Girlfriend, Failing to Burn Down the Crime Scene
July 20, 2012 in Valley Fever
MCSODwandarrius RobinsonA Phoenix man is accused of murdering his pregnant girlfriend last week, as police say his story unraveled because he failed to properly light the crime scene on fire.Dwandarrius...
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Joe Arpaio's Master Birther Mike Zullo in You Write the Caption
July 20, 2012 in Valley Fever
Photo by Jamie PeacheyYour caption here.Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio and his birther brigade -- led by chief "investigator" Mike Zullo -- held another press conference this week to announce...
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Bill Montgomery Joins the Morality Cops in Hating on Strippers
July 19, 2012 in Valley Fever
montgomery2010.comMaricopa County Attorney Bill Montgomery, the anti-stripper candidate.If you really trust your local politicians (again, we'll pause for laughter), then they're really serious about hating on strippers.The lobbyists at the...
Trent Franks' D.C. Abortion Bill Passes Committee as He Tries to Stop the "Greatest Genocide in World History"
July 19, 2012 in Valley Fever
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Joe Arpaio Birther Club Hit With IRS Complaint Pegging "Investigator" Mike Zullo
July 19, 2012 in Valley Fever
Photo by Jamie PeacheyAt least one person doesn't think this is "charity" work.Believe it or not, someone out there doesn't believe Sheriff Joe Arpaio's Cold Case Posse/birther club qualifies as...
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Tempe Joins the Naked-Man-on-Bath-Salts Train Thanks to Sean-Paul Branscome
July 18, 2012 in Valley Fever
campusbasement.comThanks, Sean-Paul BrascomeIf you haven't heard a story recently about a naked person high on the chemicals known as "bath salts," you have not been paying attention.For example, "Bath Salt...
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Joe Arpaio's New Birther "Evidence," as Usual, Was Debunked Months Ago
July 18, 2012 in Valley Fever
Photo by Jamie PeacheyChief birther bullshitter Mike Zullo.If you're among the people who are still on the fence about President Obama's birth certificate, or think that Sheriff Joe Arpaio and...
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Jan Brewer's Finger-Wagging Chat With President Obama Finally Decoded (Sort of)
July 18, 2012 in Valley Fever
After months of speculation, someone finally deciphered what Governor Jan Brewer was saying when she stuck her finger in President Obama's face, thus humiliating the state of Arizona.OK, so maybe...
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Joe Arpaio's Birther Friends Helping Fund Awful Pro-Arpaio TV Ads
July 18, 2012 in Valley Fever
YouTubeOne of those border crossers Sheriff Joe Arpaio so loathes, starring in an ad supporting him.Remember those awful pro-Sheriff Joe Arpaio TV ads running on Fox News?Well, Arpaio's conspiracy-theorist friends...
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Michael Salman: Committing Crimes, or Victim of Religious Persecution?
July 18, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Michael Salman Wants to Build a Church in His Backyard See also: Michael Salman Is Not in Jail for Having Bible Studies in His HomeSee also: Michael Salman Might...
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Jonathan Lane Made It All the Way to Florida Before Discovering He Wouldn't Be Having Sex With Wheelchair-Bound 14-Year-Old
July 17, 2012 in Valley Fever
Hillsborough County Sheriff's OfficeJonathan Lane didn't even shave his neckbeard.Bullhead City resident Jonathan Lane had this one in the works for more than a year -- he was going to...
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Michael Salman Might Get More Jail Time, as the Pastor Just Can't Seem to Follow Laws
July 17, 2012 in Valley Fever
YouTube Michael Salman (right) wearing the truth on his t-shirt: "I am a criminal."See also: Michael Salman wants to build a church in his backyard. His neighbors aren't buying itSee also:...
Wil Cardon, Self-Funded U.S. Senate Candidate, Said Self-Funded Candidates Are "Just Trying to Buy an Election"
July 17, 2012 in Valley Fever
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Do Republicans Really Want to Ban Porn and Tipping Strippers?
July 17, 2012 in Valley Fever
rapgenius.comMany Republican candidates for state and federal office would like you to believe that they want people to go to prison for selling porn, and think tipping strippers should be...
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Joe Arpaio's Epic Comeback to Alleged Comedian George Lopez: "Go Back to School"
July 16, 2012 in Valley Fever
spyful.blogspot.comGeorge Lopez got schooled.Sheriff Joe Arpaio had about an entire day to come up with a response to alleged comedian George Lopez calling him a "fat motherfucker" and "fucking puto."And...
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Congressional Candidate Matt Salmon Says Lobbyist Matt Salmon Never Lobbied for "Obamacare"; Kirk Adams Says Otherwise
July 16, 2012 in Valley Fever
Matt SalmonRepublican Congressman-turned-lobbyist-turned-congressional candidate Matt Salmon promises he'll "join the fight to repeal Obamacare" if he's elected to Congress this fall.If you ask his primary opponent in the state's Fifth...
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Republicans Tell Center for Arizona Policy Their Beliefs About Hardcore Porn, Strippers
July 16, 2012 in Valley Fever
If you're a Republican running for public office, you probably shouldn't even look at this picture.If you trust politicians (ha, ha), then get this -- many local Republicans believe people...
James Baker: Another School Bus Driver Pleads Guilty to Trying to Sex Up a Kid
July 16, 2012 in Valley Fever
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George Lopez Isn't a Big Fan of That "Fat Motherf***er" Joe Arpaio; Crowd Agrees
July 16, 2012 in Valley Fever
Based on the video above, George Lopez is no fan of Sheriff Joe Arpaio.Or, according to Lopez, the "fat motherfucker," "fucking puto" Joe Arpaio.Lopez, who is often accused of being...
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On a Scale of 1-10, How Crappy Are Those Joe Arpaio TV Ads?
July 16, 2012 in Valley Fever
YouTubeOne of those border crossers Sheriff Joe Arpaio so loathes, starring in an ad supporting him.On Friday, we told you about some pro-Joe Arpaio TV ads that were painfully funny...
Joe Arpaio Ads Running on Fox News Are Awful
July 13, 2012 in Valley Fever
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Phoenix Fivesome Accused of Holding Down Woman, Forcibly Injecting Her With Heroin
July 13, 2012 in Valley Fever
MCSOLeft to right: Christopher Herschberg, John Koether, Danielle Shannon, Marissa Nuckolls, Linda RivardA Phoenix woman told police earlier in the week that she got her hair cut off, burned by...
